3 ken, b1ff, censor, chef, cockney, eleet, fanboy, fudd, jethro, jibberish, jive, kenny, kraut, ky00te, nethackify, newspeak, nyc, pirate, rasterman, scottish, spammer, scramble, studly, uniencode, upside\-down \- assorted text filters
7 newspeak < thesis.tex > newthesis.tex
9 eleet | wall # b1ff works well too
13 All of these programs are filters to do all sorts of strange things to text.
14 No personal, racial, religious or societal slurs are intended. For amusement
17 All the filters read input from stdin, change it, and write the filtered
18 text to stdout. Some filters also support reading from files and
23 As seen in internet gifs everywhere.
27 convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout
31 Speak like a fanboy. Filters out extraneous words and focuses on the words
32 fans use. By default, it will speak like a fan of git/Linus/linux
33 development. To change this, pass as parameters the words that the fanboy
34 typically uses. Alternatively, pass the name of a topic that typically has
35 fanboys to use a predefined word list.
43 Runs text through a random selection of the rest of the filters, to make really
46 English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming
47 slang for a lot of computer terminology.
49 Generates text with a bad German accent.
51 Generates text as spoken by Kenny on South Park.
53 This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck
54 fans) accent on any text file.
56 Wiped out text like can be found in nethack.
66 Makes text look like it came from the keyboard of Carsten Haitzler.
68 Fake scottish (dwarven) accent filter, inspired by the character "Durkon"
69 from Order of the Stick.
71 Turns honest text into something that is liable to be flagged as spam.
73 Scramble the "inner" letters of each word in the input into a random order.
74 The resulting text is still strangely readable.
78 Use glorious unicode to the fullest possible extent. As seen previously in
81 Flips text upside down. Stand on your head and squint to read the output.
86 From the bsdgames package, pig converts text to pig latin.
89 From the dog package, dog can also function as a filter, converting text to
92 The eleet, upside\-down, chef, b1ff, and censor filters were written by
93 Joey Hess <joey@kitenet.net>. Daniel V Klein <dvk@lonewolf.com> wrote the
94 cockney, jive, and nyc filters. jibberish is by Raul Miller
95 <rdm@test.legislate.com>, jethro is by Duane Paulson
96 <ci922@cleveland.freenet.edu>, rasterman is by Zachary Beane, ken is by
97 Stephen K Mulrine <skm@eqsn.net>, newspeak is by Jamie Zawinski
98 <jwz@jwz.org>, studly is by Nick Phillips <nwp@lemon\-computing.com>,
99 Gurkan Sengun <gurkan@linuks.mine.nu> wrote nethackify, Dougal Campbell
100 <dougal@gunters.org> wrote pirate, kraut is by John Sparks, scottish by
101 Adam Borowski, Kenny is by Christian Garbs and Alan Eldridge,
102 and scramble by Andrew J. Buehler.