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-%{
-/*
- * ken:
- * will turn English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming slang for a lot
- * of computer terminology.
- *
- * Written by Stephen K Mulrine <smulrine%cs.strath.ac.uk@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk>
- * Make copies if you want etc.etc.
- *
- * ken is named after Ken the Chirpy Cockney Character from the Viz Comic (tm),
- * who speaks somewhat like that.
- */
-%}
-%e 3000
-%p 6000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-%{
- char buf[128];
-%}
-
-%%
-
-stairs printf("apples and pears");
-Downstairs printf("Down the apples and pears");
-downstairs printf("down the apples and pears");
-Upstairs printf("Up the apples and pears");
-upstairs printf("up the apples and pears");
-[Mm]outh printf("North and South");
-[Ff]ace printf("Boat Race");
-[Tt]rouble printf("Barney Rubble");
-wife { switch(rand()%2)
- {
- case 0: printf("trouble and strife"); break;
- case 1: printf("ole lady"); break;
- }
- }
-Road printf("Frog and Toad");
-" road" printf(" frog and toad");
-"pub " printf("rub-a-dub ");
-" bar " printf(" boozer ");
-" husband" printf(" ole man");
-Party printf("Knees-up");
-party printf("knees-up");
-Parties printf("Knees-ups");
-parties printf("knees-ups");
-My printf("Me");
-" my" printf(" me");
-Your printf("Yer");
-your printf("yer");
-"You are " printf("Yer ");
-"you are " printf("yer ");
-You printf("Yer");
-you printf("yer");
-Those printf("Them");
-those printf("them");
-" those" printf(" them");
-"(those" printf("(them");
-"The " { switch(rand()%5)
- {
- case 0: printf("The bleedin' "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-"The" ECHO;
-" the " { switch(rand()%5)
- {
- case 0: printf(" the bleedin' "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-[" "(]the ECHO;
-"the " { switch(rand()%5)
- {
- case 0: printf(" the bleedin' "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-[Tt]his ECHO;
-[" "(]this ECHO;
-[Tt]hat ECHO;
-[" "(]that ECHO;
-Thus printf("So");
-" thus" printf(" so");
-"(thus" printf("(so");
-"thus" printf("so");
-[Tt]han ECHO;
-[" "(]than ECHO;
-Who ECHO;
-who ECHO;
-" old " printf(" ole ");
-" to " printf(" ter ");
-"Aren't you " printf("Aintcha ");
-"aren't you " printf("aintcha ");
-"Aren't" printf("Ain't");
-"aren't" printf("ain't");
-"Isn't" printf("Ain't");
-"isn't" printf("ain't");
-"Are not " printf("Ain't");
-"are not " printf("ain't ");
-"Is not " printf("Ain't ");
-" is not " printf(" ain't ");
-"What is th" printf("Woss");
-"what is th" printf("woss");
-"What are you " printf("Wotcher ");
-"what are you " printf("wotcher ");
-"What you are" printf("Wotcher");
-"what you are" printf("wotcher");
-"What you're" printf("Wotcher");
-"what you're" printf("wotcher");
-"What are your" printf("Wotcher");
-"what are your" printf("wotcher");
-"What do you " printf("Wotcher ");
-"what do you " printf("wotcher ");
-"What do your" printf("Wotcher");
-"what do your" printf("wotcher");
-" "H[aeu]llo printf(" Wotcher");
-" "h[aeu]llo printf(" wotcher");
-What printf("Wot");
-what printf("wot");
-Were printf("Was");
-were printf("was");
-Bother printf("Ars");
-bother printf("ars");
-Mother printf("Muvver");
-Other printf("Uvver");
-other printf("uvver");
-Father printf("Favver");
-father printf("favver");
-Rather printf("Ravver");
-rather printf("ravver");
-Weather printf("Wevver");
-weather printf("wevver");
-Leather printf("Levver");
-leather printf("levver");
-Wither printf("Wivver");
-wither printf("wivver");
-Either printf("Eever");
-either printf("eever");
-With printf("Wiv");
-with printf("wiv");
-Anything printf("Anyfink");
-anything printf("anyfink");
-Something printf("Sumfink");
-something printf("sumfink");
-Nothing printf("Nuffink");
-nothing printf("nuffink");
-guitars printf("spoons");
-guitar printf("spoons");
-drums printf("spoons");
-drum printf("spoons");
-trumpets printf("spoons");
-trumpet printf("spoons");
-violins printf("spoons");
-violin printf("spoons");
-clarinets printf("spoons");
-clarinet printf("spoons");
-trombones printf("spoons");
-trombone printf("spoons");
-oboes printf("spoons");
-oboe printf("spoons");
-flutes printf("spoons");
-flute printf("spoons");
-tubas printf("spoons");
-tuba printf("spoons");
-Data printf("Info");
-data printf("info");
-Directory printf("Lockup");
-directory printf("lockup");
-Directories printf("Lockups");
-directories printf("lockups");
-[Pp]rocess { switch(rand()%2)
- {
- case 0: printf("Queen Bess"); break;
- case 1: printf("Rudolf 'Ess"); break;
- }
- }
-[Cc]omputer printf("French Tutor");
-[Bb]yte printf("Jimmy White");
-[Ff]iles printf("Nobby Stiles");
-[Ff]ile printf("Royal Mile");
-[Ll]anguage printf("'Am Sandwich");
-[Zz]ero printf("Emperor Nero");
-[Jj]ob printf("Uncle Bob");
-[Ss]hell printf("Bow Bell");
-[Ss]ave printf("Chas'n'Dave");
-[Ll]oad printf("Old Kent Road");
-[Mm]ouse printf("Doll's 'Ouse");
-[Bb]uffer printf("Sausage Stuffer");
-[Kk]eyboard printf("Henry Ford");
-[Mm]anual printf("Cocker Spaniel");
-[Ss]creen printf("James Dean");
-[Pp]rinter printf("'Arold Pinter");
-[Pp]lotter printf("Pansy Potter");
-[Cc]ompiler printf("Martin Tyler");
-[Ss]tring printf("Emperor Ming");
-[Bb]rain printf("Michael Caine");
-[Pp][Aa][Ss][Cc][Aa][Ll] { switch(rand()%2)
- {
- case 0: printf("Pall Mall"); break;
- case 1: printf("Roald Dahl"); break;
- }
- }
-[Aa][Ll][Gg][Oo][Ll] printf("Johnny Ball");
-[Ff][Oo][Rr][Tt][Rr][Aa][Nn] printf("Manfred Mann");
-[Cc][Oo][Bb][Oo][Ll] printf("Albert Hall");
-Stopped printf("'Ad the mockers put on");
-stopped printf("'ad the mockers put on");
-Stopping printf("Putting the mockers on");
-stopping printf("putting the mockers on");
-stops printf("puts the mockers on");
-stop printf("put the mockers on");
-STOP printf("Put The Mockers On");
-[Ll]ondoner printf("Cockney");
-friend { switch(rand()%3)
- {
- case 0: printf("mucker"); break;
- case 1: printf("mate"); break;
- case 2: printf("china"); break;
- }
- }
-"a h" printf("an '");
-"A h" printf("An '");
-" h" printf(" '");
-" H" printf(" '");
-" C-" printf(" Bruce Lee-");
-" C " { switch(rand()%4)
- {
- case 0: printf(" Bruce Lee "); break;
- case 1: printf(" Circus Flea "); break;
- case 2: printf(" Bumble Bee "); break;
- case 3: printf(" Door Key "); break;
- }
- }
-" C." printf(" Circus Flea.");
-Th printf("F");
-Wh printf("W");
-wh printf("w");
-aw printf("or");
-" sing" ECHO;
-" ring" ECHO;
-"ing " printf("in' ");
-" th" printf(" f");
-"th" printf("ff");
-". " { switch(rand()%32)
- {
- case 0: printf(". I'll get out me spoons. "); break;
- case 1: printf(". Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. "); break;
- case 2: printf(". Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you. "); break;
- case 3: printf(". I'll make us all a nice cup of tea. "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-"? " { switch(rand()%3)
- {
- case 0: printf(", mate? "); break;
- case 1: printf(", guv? "); break;
- case 2: printf(", squire? "); break;
- }
- }
-"! " { switch(rand()%6)
- {
- case 0: printf(", cor blimey! "); break;
- case 1: printf("! Struth! "); break;
- case 2: printf(", guv! "); break;
- case 3: printf("! Honest guv! "); break;
- case 4: printf(", mate! "); break;
- case 5: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-. printf(yytext);
-\n printf("\n");
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- srand(getpid());
- yylex();
-}
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