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-From: dankmyer@hilbert.math.grin.edu (Kirt A Dankmyer)
-Newsgroups: alt.sources
-Subject: mb.l
-Date: 4 Dec 1992 15:08:40 -0600
-Message-ID: <9212042108.AA10484@hilbert>
-
-%{
-
- /* Marc Barrett posting translator;
- amaze your friends
- To compile: lex mb.l
- cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll
- To use:
- mb < Your_MB_posting
- */
-
- char buf[128];
-%}
-%a 3000
-%e 3000
-%p 5000
-%n 3000
-%%
-"lots and lots" printf("few");
-"HyperCard" printf("crap");
-"real," printf("phony,");
-"real." printf("phony.");
-"real " printf("phony ");
-"People" printf("I");
-"numerous" printf("1 or 2 (I think)");
-" other" printf(" lamer");
-"nightmare" printf("paradise");
-"bad" printf("excellent");
-"may" printf("will");
-"UNUSABLE" printf("FAST AS HELL");
-"pokish" printf("slower than a snail");
-"junior" printf("intelligent");
-"potentially" printf("probably");
-"I know" printf("I think");
-"looks a thousand times better" printf("looks worse");
-"years ago" printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) ");
-"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
-"As far as I know" printf("I don't really know");
-"as far as I know" printf("but what do I know");
-"totally official" printf("a wild rumor");
-"kludged" printf("designed");
-"be any" printf("be some");
-"also likely never" printf("also probably");
-"likely never" printf("probably");
-"everyone" printf("some people");
-"being unreasonable" printf("being an idiot");
-"I don't understand" printf("I dont' understand. ");
-"it is unreasonable" printf("it is stupid. ");
-"everybody" printf("some people");
-"have never" printf("will have");
-"must have" printf("could have");
-"will never" printf("will");
-"never will" printf("will again soon");
-"would not" printf("may");
-"the need" printf("some silly things");
-"The problem" printf("My problem");
-"the problem" printf("my problem");
-"the simple fact" printf("my opinion");
-"simply" printf("(with great difficulty)");
-"it's kind of embarassing" printf("I'm kind of embarassing");
-"I often see" printf("I never see");
-"I questioned" printf("I flamed");
-"development costs" printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)");
-"IMO" printf("(belch)");
-"to explain" printf("to give my wacky ideas about");
-"practically zero" printf("astronomical");
-"I think" printf("I think. ");
-"don't think" printf("don't think. ");
-"do not think." printf("do not think. ");
-"I am trying" printf("I am flaming");
-"I've" printf("Commodore has");
-"Beware the ides of September" printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September");
-"Sad" printf("Weird");
-"sad" printf("weird");
-"I WAS RIGHT" printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT");
-"aren't" printf("are");
-"anymore" printf("still");
-" are " printf(" aren't ");
-"lost" printf("gained");
-" low " printf(" high ");
-" high " printf(" low ");
-"isn't" printf("is");
-"all of" printf("none of");
-"is not" printf("is");
-"stagnates" printf("flourishes");
-"never" printf("always");
-"short-sightedness" printf("genius");
-"inferior" printf("superior");
-"superior" printf("inferior");
-"few " printf("many ");
-"many" printf("few");
-"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
-"different" printf("similar");
-"the only substantial" printf("one of the many");
-"best" printf("worst");
-"worst" printf("best");
-"except for" printf("including");
-"worse" printf("better");
-"better" printf("worse");
-"nothing" printf("something");
-"something" printf("nothing");
-"no longer" printf("still");
-"biggest" printf("smallest");
-"high" printf("low");
-" low" printf(" high");
-"does not" printf("does");
-"doesn't" printf("does");
-"brilliantly" printf("inferiorly");
-"Avoid" printf("Search out");
-"lots of" printf("a few");
-"beautifully" printf("horribly");
-"wrong" printf("right");
-"right" printf("wrong");
-"tight" printf("loose");
-"loose" printf("tight");
-"same" printf("different");
-"disappointing" printf("impressive");
-"pieces of shit" printf("accomplishments");
-" NO!" printf(" YES!");
-"retrogrades" printf("leaps forward");
-"garbaged" printf("incredible");
-"reduced to garbage" printf("incredible");
-"all games" printf("no games");
-"slow" printf("fast");
-"fast" printf("slow");
-"can't" printf("can");
-"won't" printf("will");
-"will" printf("won't");
-" more" printf(" less");
-"has not" printf("has");
-%%
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