+++ /dev/null
-
-T [" .!?,"]*
-
-%%
-
-" bad" printf(" mean");
-" big" printf(" bitchin'est");
-" body" printf(" bod");
-" bore" printf(" drag");
-" car " printf(" rod ");
-" dirty" printf(" grodie");
-" filthy" printf(" grodie to thuh max");
-" food" printf(" munchies");
-" girl" printf(" chick");
-" good" printf(" bitchin'");
-" great" printf(" awesum");
-" gross" printf(" grodie");
-" guy" printf(" dude");
-" her " printf(" that chick ");
-" her." printf(" that chick.");
-" him " printf(" that dude ");
-" him." printf(" that dude.");
-" can be " |
-" can't be " |
-" should have been " |
-" shouldn't have been " |
-" should be " |
-" shouldn't be " |
-" was " |
-" wasn't " |
-" will be " |
-" won't be " |
-" is " {
- ECHO;
- switch(rand() % 6)
- {
- case 0:
- printf("like, ya know, "); break;
- case 1:
- printf(""); break;
- case 2:
- printf("like wow! "); break;
- case 3:
- printf("ya know, like, "); break;
- case 4:
- printf(""); break;
- case 5:
- printf(""); break;
- }
- }
-" house" printf(" pad");
-" interesting" printf(" cool");
-" large" printf(" awesum");
-" leave" printf(" blow");
-" man " printf(" nerd ");
-" maybe " {
- switch(rand() % 6)
- {
- case 0:
- printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break;
- case 1:
- printf(" if the moon is full "); break;
- case 2:
- printf(" if the vibes are right "); break;
- case 3:
- printf(" when you get the feeling "); break;
- case 4:
- printf(" maybe "); break;
- case 5:
- printf(" maybe "); break;
- }
- }
-" meeting" printf(" party");
-" movie" printf(" flick");
-" music " printf(" tunes ");
-" neat" printf(" keen");
-" nice" printf(" class");
-" no way" printf(" just no way");
-" people" printf(" guys");
-" really" printf(" totally");
-" strange" printf(" freaky");
-" the " printf(" thuh ");
-" very" printf(" super");
-" want" printf(" want");
-" weird" printf(" far out");
-" yes" printf(" fer shure");
-"But " printf("Man, ");
-"He " printf("That dude ");
-"I like" printf("I can dig");
-"No," printf("Like, no way,");
-Sir printf("Man");
-"She " printf("That fox ");
-This printf("Like, ya know, this");
-There printf("Like, there");
-"We " printf("Us guys ");
-"Yes," printf("Like,");
-", " {
- switch(rand() % 6)
- {
- case 0:
- printf(", like, "); break;
- case 1:
- printf(", fer shure, "); break;
- case 2:
- printf(", like, wow, "); break;
- case 3:
- printf(", oh, baby, "); break;
- case 4:
- printf(", man, "); break;
- case 5:
- printf(", mostly, "); break;
- }
- }
-! {
- switch(rand() % 3)
- {
- case 0:
- printf("! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break;
- case 1:
- printf("! Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break;
- case 2:
- printf("! Oh, wow!");
- }
- }
-
-ing printf("in'");
-. ECHO;
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- srand(getpid());
- yylex();
-}