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[filters.git] / cockney.l

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-%{
-/*
- *     Lex filter to transform plain English into Cockney English.
- *     No racial or societal slurs are intended.  For amusement only.
- *
- *     Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein.
- *
- *     Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
- */
-%}
-
-BW [ \t\n]
-SP [ \t]+
-EW [ \t.,;!\?$]
-
-%Start junk
-
-%%
-<junk>.                        {       srandom(time(0L)); unput(yytext[0]); BEGIN 0; }
-{BW}[Tt]he{EW}         {       ECHO; bloody(); }
-{BW}[Ss]teal{EW}       {       printf("%c%cick",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5);
-                               eos();
-                       }
-{BW}[Ss]tole{EW}       {       printf("%c%cicked",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5);
-                               eos();
-                       }
-{BW}tired                      pooped();
-{BW}were{EW}           |
-{BW}was{EW}            {       printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-[Hh]ello                       printf("'%cllo", caseify('u'));
-{BW}[Hh]                       printf("%c'",yytext[0]);
-{BW}[Yy]our{EW}                {       printf("%.2ser",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}it{EW}             {       printf("%.2s'",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}go{EW}             {       printf("%.2sow",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}and{EW}            {       printf("%c'n'",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-{BW}my{EW}             {       printf("%.2se",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}th(is|at){EW}      {       printf("%.5s", yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}[Ww]e{SP}went{EW}  |
-{BW}[Ww]e{SP}had{EW}   |
-{BW}[Ww]e{SP}did{EW}   {       printf("%.*s",yyleng-1,yytext);
-                               set_did(2);
-                               eos();
-                       }
-{BW}I{SP}went{EW}      |
-{BW}I{SP}had{EW}       |
-{BW}I{SP}did{EW}       {       I();
-                               printf(" did");
-                               set_did(1);
-                               eos();
-                       }
-{BW}I{EW}              {       I(); eos(); }
-
-[Yy]ou{SP}[^aeiouy]    {       printf("%c'", yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-[Ww]hat{SP}are{EW}     {       printf("%cotta", yytext[0]); eos(); }
-
-{BW}other              |
-[MmNnRr]other                  printf("%cuvver",yytext[0]);
-[MmSs]outh                     printf("%cowf", yytext[0]);
-[cYy]outh                      printf("%coof", yytext[0]);
-[^o]uth                                printf("%.2sf",yytext);
-{BW}th[^e]             |
-[AaEeIiOo]th[^em]      {       printf("%cf",yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-oothe                  |
-e[ei]the               {       printf("%c%cve", yytext[0], yytext[0]); }
-ooth                   |
-eeth                   {       printf("%c%cf", yytext[0], yytext[0]); }
-[aei]the               {       printf("%cvv",yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-th                             putchar('v');
-a[km]e{EW}             {       printf("i%ce",yytext[1]); eos(); }
-[^r][Oo]ld                     printf("%.2swld",yytext);
-[^AaEeIiOoUu][uo]nd[a-z]       printf("%cunn%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
-ing{EW}                        {       printf("in'"); eos(); }
-[^dg]get+[^h]                  printf("%cge'%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
-ail                            printf("aiw");
-any                            printf("enny");
-[rSs]ay{EW}            {       printf("%cigh",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-way                            printf("why");
-[BbHh]it{EW}           {       printf("%ci'",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-ait{EW}                        {       printf("ite"); eos(); }
-ime{EW}                        {       printf("oime"); eos(); }
-[^e]ize[^n]                    printf("%coize%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[^e]ight                       printf("%coit",*yytext);
-[a-z]"?"               {       *(yytext+1) = ',';
-                               printf("%s roit?",yytext);
-                               clear_did();
-                       }
-[a-z]"."               {       printf("%c", yytext[0]); dintI(); }
-\n                             printf("\n");
-
-%%
-
-eos()
-{
-    if (yytext[yyleng-1] == '.')
-       dintI();
-    else
-       unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-plastc()
-{
-    unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-caseify(c)
-char c;
-{
-    if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
-       return (c - ' ');
-    else
-       return (c);
-}
-
-
-I()
-{
-/*    extern long random(); */
-
-    if (random() % 100 < 20)
-       printf("%cOy",yytext[0]);
-    else
-       printf("%cI",yytext[0]);
-}
-
-static short b_count = 0;
-static short b_which = 0;
-
-bloody()
-{
-       if (b_count++ % 2 == 0) {
-               switch (b_which++ % 4) {
-                       case 0: printf("bloody "); break;
-                       case 1: printf("flinkin' "); break;
-                       case 2: printf("bleedin' "); break;
-                       case 3: printf("soddin' "); break;
-                       }
-               }
-}
-
-static short did = 0;
-
-set_did(val)
-{
-    did = val;
-}
-
-clear_did()
-{
-    did = 0;
-}
-
-dintI()
-{
-/*    extern long random(); */
-
-    if ((did == 1) && (random() % 100 < 50))
-       printf(", didn'I?");
-    else if ((did == 2) && (random() % 100 < 50))
-       printf(", din't we?");
-    else
-       printf(".");
-    clear_did();
-}
-
-pooped()
-{
-/*    extern long random(); */
-
-    switch (random() % 3) {
-       case 0:
-           printf("%cknackered", yytext[0]);
-           break;
-       case 1:
-           printf("%cshagged out", yytext[0]);
-           break;
-       case 2:
-           printf("%cdone in", yytext[0]);
-           break;
-       }
-}
-
-expletive()
-{
-/*
-Blimey
-Stright a light
-'Strewth
-Cor blimey
-*/
-}