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-%{
-/*
- * Lex filter to transform plain English into Jive English.
- * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only.
- *
- * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein and Clement Cole.
- *
- * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
- */
-%}
-%e 1700
-%p 4000
-%n 700
-%k 450
-%a 1700
-%o 1500
-BW [ \t\(]
-EW [ \t.,;!\?$\)]
-%%
-@[Bb]egin(.*) |
-".so ".*$ printf("%s", yytext);
-{BW}send printf("%ct'row",yytext[0]);
-program+ printf("honky code");
-[Uu]nix printf("slow mo-fo");
-UNIX printf("dat slow mo-fo");
-actual printf("ak'shul");
-{BW}take printf("%csnatch",yytext[0]);
-{BW}took |
-{BW}take[ns] printf("%csnatch'd",yytext[0]);
-[Mm]exican printf("%cet-back", caseify('w'));
-[Ii]talian printf("%creaser", caseify('g'));
-{BW}big{EW} { printf("%cbig ass",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-fool printf("honkyfool");
-modem printf("doodad");
-{BW}he{EW} { printf("%cmah' man he",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-"e the"{EW} |
-"a the"{EW} |
-"t the"{EW} |
-"d the"{EW} { printf("%c da damn", yytext[0]);plastc();}
-wife |
-woman printf("mama");
-girl printf("goat");
-something printf("sump'n");
-{BW}lie printf("%chonky jive",yytext[0]);
--o- printf("-on rebound-");
-[a-z]"." { printf("%s", yytext);expletive();}
-! printf(". Right On!");
-[Ss]ure printf("%cho'", yytext[0]);
-get printf("git");
-"will have"{EW} |
-"will"{EW} |
-"got to"{EW} { printf("gots'ta");plastc();}
-"I am" printf("I's gots'ta be");
-"aren't" |
-"am not" |
-"have not" |
-"is not" |
-"are not" printf("ain't");
-{BW}see{EW} { printf("%csee's",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}are{EW} { printf("%cis",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}hat{EW} { printf("%cfedora",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}shoe printf("%ckicker",yytext[0]);
-{BW}"have to"{EW} |
-{BW}has{EW} { printf("%cgots'ta",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-have printf("gots'");
-{BW}go{EW} |
-{BW}"come over"{EW} |
-{BW}come{EW} { printf("%cmosey on down",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-buy printf("steal");
-{BW}car{EW} { printf("%cwheels",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-drive printf("roll");
-{BW}food printf("%ccatfish an' colluhd greens",yytext[0]);
-{BW}eat{EW} { printf("%cfeed da bud",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-drink printf("guzzle");
-black |
-negro printf("brother");
-white printf("honky");
-nigger printf("gentleman");
-nice printf("supa' fine");
-{BW}person printf("%csucka'",yytext[0]);
-[Pp]eople printf("%cucka's", caseify('s'));
-{BW}thing thing(yytext[0]);
-house{EW} { printf("crib");plastc();}
-home printf("plantation");
-name printf("dojigger");
-{BW}path printf("%calley",yytext[0]);
-[Cc]omputer printf("%clunker", yytext[0]);
-or printf("o'");
-president printf("super-dude");
-"prime minister" printf("prahm mistah");
-government printf("guv'ment");
-knew printf("knowed");
-[Bb]ecause printf("'%cuz", caseify('c'));
-[Yy]our printf("%co'", yytext[0]);
-[Ff]our printf("%coe", yytext[0]);
-got printf("gots");
-young printf("yung");
-you printf("ya'");
-You printf("You's");
-first printf("fust");
-police printf("honky pigs");
-{BW}string printf("%cchittlin'",yytext[0]);
-{BW}read printf("%ceyeball",yytext[0]);
-write printf("scribble");
-think{EW} { printf("thin'");plastc();}
-with printf("wif");
-other printf("uthu'");
-[Tt]hr printf("%c'r", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]h printf("%c", caseify('d'));
-ing printf("in'");
-{BW}a{EW} { printf("%csome",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}to{EW} { printf("%ct'",yytext[0]);
- if(yytext[yyleng-1]!=' ')
- plastc();
- }
-tion printf("shun");
-[Aa]lmost printf("%cos'", caseify('m'));
-from printf("fum");
-[Yy]"ou're" printf("%couse", yytext[0]);
-alright |
-okay printf("coo'");
-[Aa]nd printf("%cn'", yytext[0]);
-known printf("knode");
-want printf("wants'");
-beat printf("whup'ed");
-ile printf("ah'l");
-er{EW} { printf("uh");plastc();}
-[a-z]sti printf("%cs'i", yytext[0]);
-tute printf("toot");
-exp printf("'sp");
-exs |
-exc printf("'s");
-{BW}ex printf("%c'es",yytext[0]);
-[ae]ct{EW} { printf("%cc'", yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-like printf("likes");
-done |
-did printf("dun did");
-"kind of" printf("kind'a");
-women printf("honky chicks");
-{BW}man{EW} { printf("%cdude",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}men{EW} |
-{BW}mens{EW} { printf("%cdudes",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-injured printf("hosed");
-killed |
-dead printf("wasted");
-good printf("baaaad");
-open{EW} { printf("jimmey");plastc();}
-opened{EW} { printf("jimmey'd");plastc();}
-{BW}very printf("%creal",yytext[0]);
-per printf("puh'");
-oar printf("o'");
-{BW}can printf("%ckin",yytext[0]);
-{BW}just{EW} { printf("%cplum",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-[Dd]etroit printf("Mo-town");
-[Ww]"estern "[Ee]"lectric" printf("da' cave");
-{BW}believe printf("%crecon'",yytext[0]);
-[Ii]"ndianapolis" printf("Nap-town");
-Daniel |
-Dan printf("Liva' Lips");
-Reagan printf("Kingfish");
-Ronald{EW} |
-Ron{EW} { printf("Rolo");plastc();}
-John printf("Rastus");
-Jim printf("Bo-Jangles");
-pontiff |
-pope printf("wiz'");
-[Pp]ravda printf("dat commie rag");
-broken printf("bugger'd");
-strange{EW} { printf("funky");plastc();}
-dance{EW} { printf("boogy");plastc();}
-ask printf("ax'");
-{BW}so{EW} { printf("%cso's",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-heard printf("'hoid");
-head printf("'haid");
-boss printf("main man");
-money printf("bre'd");
-[a-z]":" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
- printf("%s dig dis:",yytext);
- }
-amateur printf("begina'");
-radio printf("transista'");
-{BW}of{EW} { printf("%cuh",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-which |
-what printf("whut");
-"don't" printf("doan'");
-does printf("duz");
-{BW}was{EW} |
-{BW}were{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}understand printf("%cdig",yytext[0]);
-{BW}my printf("%cmah'",yytext[0]);
-again |
-against printf("agin'");
-{BW}[Ii]{EW} { printf("%cah'",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-meta printf("meta-fuckin'");
-cally printf("c'l");
-%%
-plastc()
-{
- unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-caseify(c)
-char c;
-{
- if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
- return (c - ' ');
- else
- return (c);
-}
-
-thing(c)
-char c;
-{
- static short count = 0;
-
- putchar(c);
- switch (count++ % 4) {
- case 0: case 2:
- printf("thang");
- break;
- case 1:
- printf("doohickey");
- break;
- case 3:
- printf("wahtahmellun");
- break;
- }
-}
-expletive()
-{
- static short count = 0;
- static short which = 0;
-
- if (count++ % 4 == 0) {
- switch (which++ % 5) {
- case 0: printf(" What it is, Mama!"); break;
- case 1: printf(" Ya' know?"); break;
- case 2: printf(" Sheeeiit."); break;
- case 3: printf(" Ya' dig?"); break;
- case 4: printf(" Git down!"); break;
- }
- }
-}
-
-/*
- * Bugs:
- *
- * If a sentence starts with a keyword it doan' get converted, or:
- * it do, but gets a leading space
- */
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