Removed cruft

[filters.git] / nyc.l

diff --git a/nyc.l b/nyc.l
deleted file mode 100644 (file)
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-%{
-/*
- *     Lex filter to transform plain English into Brooklyn English.
- *     No racial or societal slurs are intended.  For amusement only.
- *
- *     Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein.
- *
- *     Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
- */
-%}
-BW [ \t]
-SP [ \t]
-EW [ \t.,;!\?$]
-%%
-".so ".*$                      printf("%s", yytext);
-[ao]ther                       printf("%cdder", yytext[0]=='a'?'a':'u');
-[Nn]othing                     printf("%cuttin'", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]hin                                printf("%cin", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]hir                                printf("%coi", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]h[ei]                      printf("%c%c", caseify('d'), yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[Tt]hat                                printf("%cat", caseify('d'));
-I'm{SP}going{SP}to             printf("I'manna");
-going{SP}to                    printf("gonna");
-want{SP}to                     printf("wanna");
-t{SP}you                       printf("tcha");
-[Dd]id{SP}you{SP}[eaiou]       printf("%c'j%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[Dd]id{SP}you                  printf("%c'ja", yytext[0]);
-[Yy]ou                         printf("%cuh", yytext[0]);
-[Hh]ow{SP}are{SP}you           printf("%cowahrya", yytext[0]);
-[Ww]ith                                printf("%cit'", yytext[0]);
-[Dd]on't                       printf("%coan", yytext[0]);
-ldn't                  |
-dn't                           printf("n't");
-isn't                          printf("ain't");
-er{EW}                 {       printf("uh"); plastc(); }
-ing{EW}                        {       printf("in'"); plastc(); }
-[Ww]ord                        |
-[Hh]eard               |
-[BbGgLlPpSs]urg                |
-[CcHh][eu]r[ntv]               printf("%coi%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[^Mm]mer[^aeiouhrs]            printf("%cmoi%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[Oo]re{EW}             {       printf("%cwh", caseify('a')); plastc(); }
-[Oo]r                          printf("%cwh", caseify('a'));
-[Oo]f                          printf("%chv", caseify('u'));
-tion                           printf("shun");
-alk                    |
-our[st]                        |
-or[st]                         printf("awh%c", yytext[yyleng-1]);
-ause                           printf("awze");
-[Oo]ff                         printf("%cwhf", caseify('a'));
-[Ss]tupid                      printf("%ctoopid", yytext[0]);
-{BW}under                      printf(" unner");
-{BW}to{EW}             {       printf(" tuh"); plastc(); }
-[Aa]ctual                      printf("%cckshul", yytext[0]);
-negro                          printf("spade");
-[Pp]uerto{SP}[Rr]ican          printf("%cpic", caseify('s'));
-[Ii]talian                     printf("%creaser", caseify('g'));
-[Jj]ewish                      printf("%cew boy", yytext[0]);
-[Jj]ew                         printf("%cebe", caseify('h'));
-[a-z]":"               {       *(yytext+1) = ',';
-                               printf("%s like, uhh:",yytext);
-                       }
-[a-z]"?"               {       *(yytext+1) = ',';
-                               printf("%s or what?",yytext);
-                       }
-!                              printf("!  Okay?");
-[a-z]"."               {       printf("%s", yytext);expletive();}
-%%
-plastc()
-{
-       unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-caseify(c)
-char c;
-{
-       if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
-               return (c - ' ');
-       else
-               return (c);
-}
-
-short  count = 0;
-short  which = 0;
-
-expletive()
-{
-       if (count++ % 4 == 0) {
-               switch (which++ % 5) {
-                       case 0: printf("  Okay?"); break;
-                       case 1: printf("  Right?"); break;
-                       case 2: printf("  Yuh got me so fahr?"); break;
-                       case 3: printf("  Ya' dig?"); break;
-                       case 4: printf("  Yuh with me?"); break;
-                       }
-               }
-}