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dc17484a | 1 | %{ |
2 | /* | |
3 | * Lex filter to transform plain English into Cockney English. | |
4 | * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only. | |
5 | * | |
6 | * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein. | |
7 | * | |
8 | * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained. | |
9 | */ | |
10 | %} | |
11 | ||
12 | BW [ \t\n] | |
13 | SP [ \t]+ | |
14 | EW [ \t.,;!\?$] | |
15 | ||
16 | %Start junk | |
17 | ||
ff7b4674 JH |
18 | %option noyywrap |
19 | ||
fb5da53f | 20 | %{ |
1d0bdb96 MG |
21 | #include<time.h> |
22 | void eos(void); | |
23 | void plastc(void); | |
24 | char caseify(char); | |
25 | void I(void); | |
26 | void bloody(void); | |
27 | void set_did(short); | |
28 | void clear_did(void); | |
29 | void dintI(void); | |
30 | void pooped(void); | |
31 | void expletive(void); | |
fb5da53f | 32 | %} |
33 | ||
1d0bdb96 MG |
34 | %% |
35 | ||
dc17484a | 36 | <junk>. { srandom(time(0L)); unput(yytext[0]); BEGIN 0; } |
37 | {BW}[Tt]he{EW} { ECHO; bloody(); } | |
38 | {BW}[Ss]teal{EW} { printf("%c%cick",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5); | |
39 | eos(); | |
40 | } | |
41 | {BW}[Ss]tole{EW} { printf("%c%cicked",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5); | |
42 | eos(); | |
43 | } | |
44 | {BW}tired pooped(); | |
45 | {BW}were{EW} | | |
46 | {BW}was{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]); eos(); } | |
47 | [Hh]ello printf("'%cllo", caseify('u')); | |
48 | {BW}[Hh] printf("%c'",yytext[0]); | |
49 | {BW}[Yy]our{EW} { printf("%.2ser",yytext); eos(); } | |
50 | {BW}it{EW} { printf("%.2s'",yytext); eos(); } | |
51 | {BW}go{EW} { printf("%.2sow",yytext); eos(); } | |
52 | {BW}and{EW} { printf("%c'n'",yytext[0]); eos(); } | |
53 | {BW}my{EW} { printf("%.2se",yytext); eos(); } | |
54 | {BW}th(is|at){EW} { printf("%.5s", yytext); eos(); } | |
55 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}went{EW} | | |
56 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}had{EW} | | |
57 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}did{EW} { printf("%.*s",yyleng-1,yytext); | |
58 | set_did(2); | |
59 | eos(); | |
60 | } | |
61 | {BW}I{SP}went{EW} | | |
62 | {BW}I{SP}had{EW} | | |
63 | {BW}I{SP}did{EW} { I(); | |
64 | printf(" did"); | |
65 | set_did(1); | |
66 | eos(); | |
67 | } | |
68 | {BW}I{EW} { I(); eos(); } | |
69 | ||
70 | [Yy]ou{SP}[^aeiouy] { printf("%c'", yytext[0]); plastc(); } | |
71 | [Ww]hat{SP}are{EW} { printf("%cotta", yytext[0]); eos(); } | |
72 | ||
73 | {BW}other | | |
74 | [MmNnRr]other printf("%cuvver",yytext[0]); | |
75 | [MmSs]outh printf("%cowf", yytext[0]); | |
76 | [cYy]outh printf("%coof", yytext[0]); | |
77 | [^o]uth printf("%.2sf",yytext); | |
78 | {BW}th[^e] | | |
79 | [AaEeIiOo]th[^em] { printf("%cf",yytext[0]); plastc(); } | |
80 | oothe | | |
81 | e[ei]the { printf("%c%cve", yytext[0], yytext[0]); } | |
82 | ooth | | |
83 | eeth { printf("%c%cf", yytext[0], yytext[0]); } | |
84 | [aei]the { printf("%cvv",yytext[0]); plastc(); } | |
85 | th putchar('v'); | |
86 | a[km]e{EW} { printf("i%ce",yytext[1]); eos(); } | |
87 | [^r][Oo]ld printf("%.2swld",yytext); | |
88 | [^AaEeIiOoUu][uo]nd[a-z] printf("%cunn%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); | |
89 | ing{EW} { printf("in'"); eos(); } | |
90 | [^dg]get+[^h] printf("%cge'%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); | |
91 | ail printf("aiw"); | |
92 | any printf("enny"); | |
93 | [rSs]ay{EW} { printf("%cigh",yytext[0]); eos(); } | |
94 | way printf("why"); | |
95 | [BbHh]it{EW} { printf("%ci'",yytext[0]); eos(); } | |
96 | ait{EW} { printf("ite"); eos(); } | |
97 | ime{EW} { printf("oime"); eos(); } | |
98 | [^e]ize[^n] printf("%coize%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); | |
99 | [^e]ight printf("%coit",*yytext); | |
100 | [a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ','; | |
101 | printf("%s roit?",yytext); | |
102 | clear_did(); | |
103 | } | |
104 | [a-z]"." { printf("%c", yytext[0]); dintI(); } | |
105 | \n printf("\n"); | |
106 | ||
107 | %% | |
108 | ||
ff7b4674 JH |
109 | void eos() |
110 | { | |
111 | if (yytext[yyleng-1] == '.') | |
112 | dintI(); | |
113 | else | |
114 | unput(yytext[yyleng-1]); | |
115 | } | |
116 | ||
117 | void plastc() | |
118 | { | |
119 | unput(yytext[yyleng-1]); | |
120 | } | |
121 | ||
1d0bdb96 | 122 | char caseify(c) |
dc17484a | 123 | char c; |
124 | { | |
125 | if (yytext[0] <= 'Z') | |
126 | return (c - ' '); | |
127 | else | |
128 | return (c); | |
129 | } | |
130 | ||
131 | ||
1d0bdb96 | 132 | void I() |
dc17484a | 133 | { |
134 | /* extern long random(); */ | |
135 | ||
136 | if (random() % 100 < 20) | |
137 | printf("%cOy",yytext[0]); | |
138 | else | |
139 | printf("%cI",yytext[0]); | |
140 | } | |
141 | ||
142 | static short b_count = 0; | |
143 | static short b_which = 0; | |
144 | ||
1d0bdb96 | 145 | void bloody() |
dc17484a | 146 | { |
147 | if (b_count++ % 2 == 0) { | |
148 | switch (b_which++ % 4) { | |
149 | case 0: printf("bloody "); break; | |
150 | case 1: printf("flinkin' "); break; | |
151 | case 2: printf("bleedin' "); break; | |
152 | case 3: printf("soddin' "); break; | |
153 | } | |
154 | } | |
155 | } | |
156 | ||
157 | static short did = 0; | |
158 | ||
1d0bdb96 MG |
159 | void set_did(val) |
160 | short val; | |
dc17484a | 161 | { |
162 | did = val; | |
163 | } | |
164 | ||
1d0bdb96 | 165 | void clear_did() |
dc17484a | 166 | { |
167 | did = 0; | |
168 | } | |
169 | ||
1d0bdb96 | 170 | void dintI() |
dc17484a | 171 | { |
172 | /* extern long random(); */ | |
173 | ||
174 | if ((did == 1) && (random() % 100 < 50)) | |
175 | printf(", didn'I?"); | |
176 | else if ((did == 2) && (random() % 100 < 50)) | |
177 | printf(", din't we?"); | |
178 | else | |
179 | printf("."); | |
180 | clear_did(); | |
181 | } | |
182 | ||
1d0bdb96 | 183 | void pooped() |
dc17484a | 184 | { |
185 | /* extern long random(); */ | |
186 | ||
187 | switch (random() % 3) { | |
188 | case 0: | |
189 | printf("%cknackered", yytext[0]); | |
190 | break; | |
191 | case 1: | |
192 | printf("%cshagged out", yytext[0]); | |
193 | break; | |
194 | case 2: | |
195 | printf("%cdone in", yytext[0]); | |
196 | break; | |
197 | } | |
198 | } | |
199 | ||
1d0bdb96 | 200 | void expletive() |
dc17484a | 201 | { |
202 | /* | |
203 | Blimey | |
204 | Stright a light | |
205 | 'Strewth | |
206 | Cor blimey | |
207 | */ | |
208 | } |