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7e3afbba | 1 | .TH FILTERS 6 |
2 | .SH NAME | |
572d8a51 | 3 | ken, b1ff, censor, chef, cockney, eleet, fanboy, fudd, jethro, jibberish, jive, kenny, kraut, ky00te, nethackify, newspeak, nyc, pirate, rasterman, scottish, spammer, scramble, studly, uniencode, upside\-down \- assorted text filters |
7e3afbba | 4 | .SH SYNOPSIS |
9c2b7a38 | 5 | $SHELL | chef |
e99ec255 | 6 | |
7 | newspeak < thesis.tex > newthesis.tex | |
8 | ||
9 | eleet | wall # b1ff works well too | |
10 | ||
7f4e9d5e | 11 | b1ff | ircII | censor |
7e3afbba | 12 | .SH "DESCRIPTION" |
13 | All of these programs are filters to do all sorts of strange things to text. | |
32a7bed8 | 14 | No personal, racial, religious or societal slurs are intended. For amusement |
15 | only. | |
9c2b7a38 | 16 | .P |
dc17484a | 17 | All the filters read input from stdin, change it, and write the filtered |
525a7dd0 JH |
18 | text to stdout. Some filters also support reading from files and |
19 | writing to stdout. | |
7e3afbba | 20 | .IP b1ff |
21 | The B1FF filter | |
0c3e934e JH |
22 | .IP lolcat |
23 | As seen in internet gifs everywhere. | |
dc17484a | 24 | .IP cockney |
25 | Cockney English | |
7e3afbba | 26 | .IP chef |
27 | convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout | |
73fc7494 | 28 | .IP eleet |
29 | K3wl hacker slang | |
5fbd4551 | 30 | .IP fanboy |
629ef42e JH |
31 | Speak like a fanboy. Filters out extraneous words and focuses on the words |
32 | fans use. By default, it will speak like a fan of git/Linus/linux | |
9b446a88 | 33 | development. To change this, pass as parameters the words that the fanboy |
94ddd3c0 JH |
34 | typically uses. Alternatively, pass the name of a topic that typically has |
35 | fanboys to use a predefined word list. | |
3d820e1a | 36 | .IP fudd |
37 | Elmer Fudd | |
7e3afbba | 38 | .IP jethro |
39 | Hillbilly text filter | |
dc17484a | 40 | .IP jive |
41 | Jive English | |
f49da801 | 42 | .IP jibberish |
e99ec255 | 43 | Runs text through a random selection of the rest of the filters, to make really |
44 | weird output. | |
73fc7494 | 45 | .IP ken |
46 | English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming | |
47 | slang for a lot of computer terminology. | |
7e3afbba | 48 | .IP kraut |
1afef5f2 | 49 | Generates text with a bad German accent. |
b5b6bbbb | 50 | .IP kenny |
51 | Generates text as spoken by Kenny on South Park. | |
bc19f2cf | 52 | .IP ky00te |
53 | This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck | |
54 | fans) accent on any text file. | |
5b25ff5f | 55 | .IP nethackify |
56 | Wiped out text like can be found in nethack. | |
9edc0e61 | 57 | .IP newspeak |
58 | A-la-1984 | |
e99ec255 | 59 | .IP censor |
60 | CDA-ize text | |
dc17484a | 61 | .IP nyc |
62 | Brooklyn English | |
32a7bed8 | 63 | .IP pirate |
64 | Talk like a pirate. | |
e60f6df6 | 65 | .IP rasterman |
66 | Makes text look like it came from the keyboard of Carsten Haitzler. | |
ff4fe56a | 67 | .IP scottish |
68 | Fake scottish (dwarven) accent filter, inspired by the character "Durkon" | |
69 | from Order of the Stick. | |
e99ec255 | 70 | .IP spammer |
71 | Turns honest text into something that is liable to be flagged as spam. | |
101d92af JH |
72 | .IP scramble |
73 | Scramble the "inner" letters of each word in the input into a random order. | |
74 | The resulting text is still strangely readable. | |
9edc0e61 | 75 | .IP studly |
76 | Studly caps. | |
b319174e | 77 | .IP uniencode |
7caa7795 | 78 | Use glorious unicode to the fullest possible extent. As seen previously in |
b319174e | 79 | many man pages. |
80 | .IP upside\-down | |
f49da801 | 81 | Flips text upside down. Stand on your head and squint to read the output. |
7e3afbba | 82 | .SH "SEE ALSO" |
c70c26be | 83 | Other filters: |
84 | .TP | |
85 | .B pig | |
86 | From the bsdgames package, pig converts text to pig latin. | |
87 | .TP | |
88 | .B dog --oog | |
89 | From the dog package, dog can also function as a filter, converting text to | |
90 | OOG-speak. | |
e99ec255 | 91 | .SH AUTHORS |
b319174e | 92 | The eleet, upside\-down, chef, b1ff, and censor filters were written by |
e99ec255 | 93 | Joey Hess <joey@kitenet.net>. Daniel V Klein <dvk@lonewolf.com> wrote the |
dc17484a | 94 | cockney, jive, and nyc filters. jibberish is by Raul Miller |
95 | <rdm@test.legislate.com>, jethro is by Duane Paulson | |
73fc7494 | 96 | <ci922@cleveland.freenet.edu>, rasterman is by Zachary Beane, ken is by |
7f4e9d5e | 97 | Stephen K Mulrine <skm@eqsn.net>, newspeak is by Jamie Zawinski |
32a7bed8 | 98 | <jwz@jwz.org>, studly is by Nick Phillips <nwp@lemon\-computing.com>, |
b843a1d8 | 99 | Gurkan Sengun <gurkan@linuks.mine.nu> wrote nethackify, Dougal Campbell |
ff4fe56a | 100 | <dougal@gunters.org> wrote pirate, kraut is by John Sparks, scottish by |
101d92af JH |
101 | Adam Borowski, Kenny is by Christian Garbs and Alan Eldridge, |
102 | and scramble by Andrew J. Buehler. |