3 ken, b1ff, censor, chef, cockney, eleet, fanboy, fudd, jethro, jibberish, jive, kenny, kraut, ky00te, nethack, newspeak, nyc, pirate, rasterman, scottish, spammer, studly, uniencode, upside\-down \- assorted text filters
7 newspeak < thesis.tex > newthesis.tex
9 eleet | wall # b1ff works well too
13 All of these programs are filters to do all sorts of strange things to text.
14 No personal, racial, religious or societal slurs are intended. For amusement
17 All the filters read input from stdin, change it, and write the filtered
24 convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout
28 Speak like a fanboy. By default, it will speak like a fan of git/Linus/linux
29 development. To change this, pass as parameters the words that the fanboy
30 typically uses. Alternatively, pass the name of a topic that typically has
31 fanboys to use a predefined word list.
39 Runs text through a random selection of the rest of the filters, to make really
42 English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming
43 slang for a lot of computer terminology.
45 Generates text with a bad German accent.
47 Generates text as spoken by Kenny on South Park.
49 This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck
50 fans) accent on any text file.
52 Wiped out text like can be found in nethack.
62 Makes text look like it came from the keyboard of Carsten Haitzler.
64 Fake scottish (dwarven) accent filter, inspired by the character "Durkon"
65 from Order of the Stick.
67 Turns honest text into something that is liable to be flagged as spam.
71 Use glorious unicode to the fullest possibile extent. As seen previously in
74 Flips text upside down. Stand on your head and squint to read the output.
76 .IP /usr/share/doc/filters/SAMPLES
77 Lists samples of the output of all the filters.
82 From the bsdgames package, pig converts text to pig latin.
85 From the dog package, dog can also function as a filter, converting text to
88 The eleet, upside\-down, chef, b1ff, and censor filters were written by
89 Joey Hess <joey@kitenet.net>. Daniel V Klein <dvk@lonewolf.com> wrote the
90 cockney, jive, and nyc filters. jibberish is by Raul Miller
91 <rdm@test.legislate.com>, jethro is by Duane Paulson
92 <ci922@cleveland.freenet.edu>, rasterman is by Zachary Beane, ken is by
93 Stephen K Mulrine <skm@eqsn.net>, newspeak is by Jamie Zawinski
94 <jwz@jwz.org>, studly is by Nick Phillips <nwp@lemon\-computing.com>,
95 Gurkan Sengun <gurkan@linuks.mine.nu> wrote nethackify, Dougal Campbell
96 <dougal@gunters.org> wrote pirate, kraut is by John Sparks, scottish by
97 Adam Borowski, and Kenny is by Christian Garbs and Alan Eldridge.