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1 | %{ |
2 | /* |
3 | * Lex filter to transform plain English into Cockney English. |
4 | * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only. |
5 | * |
6 | * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein. |
7 | * |
8 | * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained. |
9 | */ |
10 | %} |
11 | |
12 | BW [ \t\n] |
13 | SP [ \t]+ |
14 | EW [ \t.,;!\?$] |
15 | |
16 | %Start junk |
17 | |
18 | %% |
19 | <junk>. { srandom(time(0L)); unput(yytext[0]); BEGIN 0; } |
20 | {BW}[Tt]he{EW} { ECHO; bloody(); } |
21 | {BW}[Ss]teal{EW} { printf("%c%cick",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5); |
22 | eos(); |
23 | } |
24 | {BW}[Ss]tole{EW} { printf("%c%cicked",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5); |
25 | eos(); |
26 | } |
27 | {BW}tired pooped(); |
28 | {BW}were{EW} | |
29 | {BW}was{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
30 | [Hh]ello printf("'%cllo", caseify('u')); |
31 | {BW}[Hh] printf("%c'",yytext[0]); |
32 | {BW}[Yy]our{EW} { printf("%.2ser",yytext); eos(); } |
33 | {BW}it{EW} { printf("%.2s'",yytext); eos(); } |
34 | {BW}go{EW} { printf("%.2sow",yytext); eos(); } |
35 | {BW}and{EW} { printf("%c'n'",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
36 | {BW}my{EW} { printf("%.2se",yytext); eos(); } |
37 | {BW}th(is|at){EW} { printf("%.5s", yytext); eos(); } |
38 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}went{EW} | |
39 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}had{EW} | |
40 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}did{EW} { printf("%.*s",yyleng-1,yytext); |
41 | set_did(2); |
42 | eos(); |
43 | } |
44 | {BW}I{SP}went{EW} | |
45 | {BW}I{SP}had{EW} | |
46 | {BW}I{SP}did{EW} { I(); |
47 | printf(" did"); |
48 | set_did(1); |
49 | eos(); |
50 | } |
51 | {BW}I{EW} { I(); eos(); } |
52 | |
53 | [Yy]ou{SP}[^aeiouy] { printf("%c'", yytext[0]); plastc(); } |
54 | [Ww]hat{SP}are{EW} { printf("%cotta", yytext[0]); eos(); } |
55 | |
56 | {BW}other | |
57 | [MmNnRr]other printf("%cuvver",yytext[0]); |
58 | [MmSs]outh printf("%cowf", yytext[0]); |
59 | [cYy]outh printf("%coof", yytext[0]); |
60 | [^o]uth printf("%.2sf",yytext); |
61 | {BW}th[^e] | |
62 | [AaEeIiOo]th[^em] { printf("%cf",yytext[0]); plastc(); } |
63 | oothe | |
64 | e[ei]the { printf("%c%cve", yytext[0], yytext[0]); } |
65 | ooth | |
66 | eeth { printf("%c%cf", yytext[0], yytext[0]); } |
67 | [aei]the { printf("%cvv",yytext[0]); plastc(); } |
68 | th putchar('v'); |
69 | a[km]e{EW} { printf("i%ce",yytext[1]); eos(); } |
70 | [^r][Oo]ld printf("%.2swld",yytext); |
71 | [^AaEeIiOoUu][uo]nd[a-z] printf("%cunn%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); |
72 | ing{EW} { printf("in'"); eos(); } |
73 | [^dg]get+[^h] printf("%cge'%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); |
74 | ail printf("aiw"); |
75 | any printf("enny"); |
76 | [rSs]ay{EW} { printf("%cigh",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
77 | way printf("why"); |
78 | [BbHh]it{EW} { printf("%ci'",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
79 | ait{EW} { printf("ite"); eos(); } |
80 | ime{EW} { printf("oime"); eos(); } |
81 | [^e]ize[^n] printf("%coize%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); |
82 | [^e]ight printf("%coit",*yytext); |
83 | [a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ','; |
84 | printf("%s roit?",yytext); |
85 | clear_did(); |
86 | } |
87 | [a-z]"." { printf("%c", yytext[0]); dintI(); } |
88 | \n printf("\n"); |
89 | |
90 | %% |
91 | |
92 | eos() |
93 | { |
94 | if (yytext[yyleng-1] == '.') |
95 | dintI(); |
96 | else |
97 | unput(yytext[yyleng-1]); |
98 | } |
99 | |
100 | plastc() |
101 | { |
102 | unput(yytext[yyleng-1]); |
103 | } |
104 | |
105 | caseify(c) |
106 | char c; |
107 | { |
108 | if (yytext[0] <= 'Z') |
109 | return (c - ' '); |
110 | else |
111 | return (c); |
112 | } |
113 | |
114 | |
115 | I() |
116 | { |
117 | /* extern long random(); */ |
118 | |
119 | if (random() % 100 < 20) |
120 | printf("%cOy",yytext[0]); |
121 | else |
122 | printf("%cI",yytext[0]); |
123 | } |
124 | |
125 | static short b_count = 0; |
126 | static short b_which = 0; |
127 | |
128 | bloody() |
129 | { |
130 | if (b_count++ % 2 == 0) { |
131 | switch (b_which++ % 4) { |
132 | case 0: printf("bloody "); break; |
133 | case 1: printf("flinkin' "); break; |
134 | case 2: printf("bleedin' "); break; |
135 | case 3: printf("soddin' "); break; |
136 | } |
137 | } |
138 | } |
139 | |
140 | static short did = 0; |
141 | |
142 | set_did(val) |
143 | { |
144 | did = val; |
145 | } |
146 | |
147 | clear_did() |
148 | { |
149 | did = 0; |
150 | } |
151 | |
152 | dintI() |
153 | { |
154 | /* extern long random(); */ |
155 | |
156 | if ((did == 1) && (random() % 100 < 50)) |
157 | printf(", didn'I?"); |
158 | else if ((did == 2) && (random() % 100 < 50)) |
159 | printf(", din't we?"); |
160 | else |
161 | printf("."); |
162 | clear_did(); |
163 | } |
164 | |
165 | pooped() |
166 | { |
167 | /* extern long random(); */ |
168 | |
169 | switch (random() % 3) { |
170 | case 0: |
171 | printf("%cknackered", yytext[0]); |
172 | break; |
173 | case 1: |
174 | printf("%cshagged out", yytext[0]); |
175 | break; |
176 | case 2: |
177 | printf("%cdone in", yytext[0]); |
178 | break; |
179 | } |
180 | } |
181 | |
182 | expletive() |
183 | { |
184 | /* |
185 | Blimey |
186 | Stright a light |
187 | 'Strewth |
188 | Cor blimey |
189 | */ |
190 | } |