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1 | %{ |
2 | /* |
3 | * Lex filter to transform plain English into Cockney English. |
4 | * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only. |
5 | * |
6 | * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein. |
7 | * |
8 | * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained. |
9 | */ |
10 | %} |
11 | |
12 | BW [ \t\n] |
13 | SP [ \t]+ |
14 | EW [ \t.,;!\?$] |
15 | |
16 | %Start junk |
17 | |
18 | %% |
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19 | |
20 | %{ |
21 | void eos() { |
22 | if (yytext[yyleng-1] == '.') |
23 | dintI(); |
24 | else |
25 | unput(yytext[yyleng-1]); |
26 | } |
27 | |
28 | void plastc() { |
29 | unput(yytext[yyleng-1]); |
30 | } |
31 | %} |
32 | |
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33 | <junk>. { srandom(time(0L)); unput(yytext[0]); BEGIN 0; } |
34 | {BW}[Tt]he{EW} { ECHO; bloody(); } |
35 | {BW}[Ss]teal{EW} { printf("%c%cick",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5); |
36 | eos(); |
37 | } |
38 | {BW}[Ss]tole{EW} { printf("%c%cicked",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5); |
39 | eos(); |
40 | } |
41 | {BW}tired pooped(); |
42 | {BW}were{EW} | |
43 | {BW}was{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
44 | [Hh]ello printf("'%cllo", caseify('u')); |
45 | {BW}[Hh] printf("%c'",yytext[0]); |
46 | {BW}[Yy]our{EW} { printf("%.2ser",yytext); eos(); } |
47 | {BW}it{EW} { printf("%.2s'",yytext); eos(); } |
48 | {BW}go{EW} { printf("%.2sow",yytext); eos(); } |
49 | {BW}and{EW} { printf("%c'n'",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
50 | {BW}my{EW} { printf("%.2se",yytext); eos(); } |
51 | {BW}th(is|at){EW} { printf("%.5s", yytext); eos(); } |
52 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}went{EW} | |
53 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}had{EW} | |
54 | {BW}[Ww]e{SP}did{EW} { printf("%.*s",yyleng-1,yytext); |
55 | set_did(2); |
56 | eos(); |
57 | } |
58 | {BW}I{SP}went{EW} | |
59 | {BW}I{SP}had{EW} | |
60 | {BW}I{SP}did{EW} { I(); |
61 | printf(" did"); |
62 | set_did(1); |
63 | eos(); |
64 | } |
65 | {BW}I{EW} { I(); eos(); } |
66 | |
67 | [Yy]ou{SP}[^aeiouy] { printf("%c'", yytext[0]); plastc(); } |
68 | [Ww]hat{SP}are{EW} { printf("%cotta", yytext[0]); eos(); } |
69 | |
70 | {BW}other | |
71 | [MmNnRr]other printf("%cuvver",yytext[0]); |
72 | [MmSs]outh printf("%cowf", yytext[0]); |
73 | [cYy]outh printf("%coof", yytext[0]); |
74 | [^o]uth printf("%.2sf",yytext); |
75 | {BW}th[^e] | |
76 | [AaEeIiOo]th[^em] { printf("%cf",yytext[0]); plastc(); } |
77 | oothe | |
78 | e[ei]the { printf("%c%cve", yytext[0], yytext[0]); } |
79 | ooth | |
80 | eeth { printf("%c%cf", yytext[0], yytext[0]); } |
81 | [aei]the { printf("%cvv",yytext[0]); plastc(); } |
82 | th putchar('v'); |
83 | a[km]e{EW} { printf("i%ce",yytext[1]); eos(); } |
84 | [^r][Oo]ld printf("%.2swld",yytext); |
85 | [^AaEeIiOoUu][uo]nd[a-z] printf("%cunn%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); |
86 | ing{EW} { printf("in'"); eos(); } |
87 | [^dg]get+[^h] printf("%cge'%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); |
88 | ail printf("aiw"); |
89 | any printf("enny"); |
90 | [rSs]ay{EW} { printf("%cigh",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
91 | way printf("why"); |
92 | [BbHh]it{EW} { printf("%ci'",yytext[0]); eos(); } |
93 | ait{EW} { printf("ite"); eos(); } |
94 | ime{EW} { printf("oime"); eos(); } |
95 | [^e]ize[^n] printf("%coize%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]); |
96 | [^e]ight printf("%coit",*yytext); |
97 | [a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ','; |
98 | printf("%s roit?",yytext); |
99 | clear_did(); |
100 | } |
101 | [a-z]"." { printf("%c", yytext[0]); dintI(); } |
102 | \n printf("\n"); |
103 | |
104 | %% |
105 | |
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106 | caseify(c) |
107 | char c; |
108 | { |
109 | if (yytext[0] <= 'Z') |
110 | return (c - ' '); |
111 | else |
112 | return (c); |
113 | } |
114 | |
115 | |
116 | I() |
117 | { |
118 | /* extern long random(); */ |
119 | |
120 | if (random() % 100 < 20) |
121 | printf("%cOy",yytext[0]); |
122 | else |
123 | printf("%cI",yytext[0]); |
124 | } |
125 | |
126 | static short b_count = 0; |
127 | static short b_which = 0; |
128 | |
129 | bloody() |
130 | { |
131 | if (b_count++ % 2 == 0) { |
132 | switch (b_which++ % 4) { |
133 | case 0: printf("bloody "); break; |
134 | case 1: printf("flinkin' "); break; |
135 | case 2: printf("bleedin' "); break; |
136 | case 3: printf("soddin' "); break; |
137 | } |
138 | } |
139 | } |
140 | |
141 | static short did = 0; |
142 | |
143 | set_did(val) |
144 | { |
145 | did = val; |
146 | } |
147 | |
148 | clear_did() |
149 | { |
150 | did = 0; |
151 | } |
152 | |
153 | dintI() |
154 | { |
155 | /* extern long random(); */ |
156 | |
157 | if ((did == 1) && (random() % 100 < 50)) |
158 | printf(", didn'I?"); |
159 | else if ((did == 2) && (random() % 100 < 50)) |
160 | printf(", din't we?"); |
161 | else |
162 | printf("."); |
163 | clear_did(); |
164 | } |
165 | |
166 | pooped() |
167 | { |
168 | /* extern long random(); */ |
169 | |
170 | switch (random() % 3) { |
171 | case 0: |
172 | printf("%cknackered", yytext[0]); |
173 | break; |
174 | case 1: |
175 | printf("%cshagged out", yytext[0]); |
176 | break; |
177 | case 2: |
178 | printf("%cdone in", yytext[0]); |
179 | break; |
180 | } |
181 | } |
182 | |
183 | expletive() |
184 | { |
185 | /* |
186 | Blimey |
187 | Stright a light |
188 | 'Strewth |
189 | Cor blimey |
190 | */ |
191 | } |