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1 | From: dankmyer@hilbert.math.grin.edu (Kirt A Dankmyer) | |
2 | Newsgroups: alt.sources | |
3 | Subject: mb.l | |
4 | Date: 4 Dec 1992 15:08:40 -0600 | |
5 | Message-ID: <9212042108.AA10484@hilbert> | |
6 | ||
7 | %{ | |
8 | ||
9 | /* Marc Barrett posting translator; | |
10 | amaze your friends | |
11 | To compile: lex mb.l | |
12 | cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll | |
13 | To use: | |
14 | mb < Your_MB_posting | |
15 | */ | |
16 | ||
17 | char buf[128]; | |
18 | %} | |
19 | %a 3000 | |
20 | %e 3000 | |
21 | %p 5000 | |
22 | %n 3000 | |
23 | %% | |
24 | "lots and lots" printf("few"); | |
25 | "HyperCard" printf("crap"); | |
26 | "real," printf("phony,"); | |
27 | "real." printf("phony."); | |
28 | "real " printf("phony "); | |
29 | "People" printf("I"); | |
30 | "numerous" printf("1 or 2 (I think)"); | |
31 | " other" printf(" lamer"); | |
32 | "nightmare" printf("paradise"); | |
33 | "bad" printf("excellent"); | |
34 | "may" printf("will"); | |
35 | "UNUSABLE" printf("FAST AS HELL"); | |
36 | "pokish" printf("slower than a snail"); | |
37 | "junior" printf("intelligent"); | |
38 | "potentially" printf("probably"); | |
39 | "I know" printf("I think"); | |
40 | "looks a thousand times better" printf("looks worse"); | |
41 | "years ago" printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) "); | |
42 | "no improvements" printf("many improvements"); | |
43 | "As far as I know" printf("I don't really know"); | |
44 | "as far as I know" printf("but what do I know"); | |
45 | "totally official" printf("a wild rumor"); | |
46 | "kludged" printf("designed"); | |
47 | "be any" printf("be some"); | |
48 | "also likely never" printf("also probably"); | |
49 | "likely never" printf("probably"); | |
50 | "everyone" printf("some people"); | |
51 | "being unreasonable" printf("being an idiot"); | |
52 | "I don't understand" printf("I dont' understand. "); | |
53 | "it is unreasonable" printf("it is stupid. "); | |
54 | "everybody" printf("some people"); | |
55 | "have never" printf("will have"); | |
56 | "must have" printf("could have"); | |
57 | "will never" printf("will"); | |
58 | "never will" printf("will again soon"); | |
59 | "would not" printf("may"); | |
60 | "the need" printf("some silly things"); | |
61 | "The problem" printf("My problem"); | |
62 | "the problem" printf("my problem"); | |
63 | "the simple fact" printf("my opinion"); | |
64 | "simply" printf("(with great difficulty)"); | |
65 | "it's kind of embarassing" printf("I'm kind of embarassing"); | |
66 | "I often see" printf("I never see"); | |
67 | "I questioned" printf("I flamed"); | |
68 | "development costs" printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)"); | |
69 | "IMO" printf("(belch)"); | |
70 | "to explain" printf("to give my wacky ideas about"); | |
71 | "practically zero" printf("astronomical"); | |
72 | "I think" printf("I think. "); | |
73 | "don't think" printf("don't think. "); | |
74 | "do not think." printf("do not think. "); | |
75 | "I am trying" printf("I am flaming"); | |
76 | "I've" printf("Commodore has"); | |
77 | "Beware the ides of September" printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September"); | |
78 | "Sad" printf("Weird"); | |
79 | "sad" printf("weird"); | |
80 | "I WAS RIGHT" printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT"); | |
81 | "aren't" printf("are"); | |
82 | "anymore" printf("still"); | |
83 | " are " printf(" aren't "); | |
84 | "lost" printf("gained"); | |
85 | " low " printf(" high "); | |
86 | " high " printf(" low "); | |
87 | "isn't" printf("is"); | |
88 | "all of" printf("none of"); | |
89 | "is not" printf("is"); | |
90 | "stagnates" printf("flourishes"); | |
91 | "never" printf("always"); | |
92 | "short-sightedness" printf("genius"); | |
93 | "inferior" printf("superior"); | |
94 | "superior" printf("inferior"); | |
95 | "few " printf("many "); | |
96 | "many" printf("few"); | |
97 | "no improvements" printf("many improvements"); | |
98 | "different" printf("similar"); | |
99 | "the only substantial" printf("one of the many"); | |
100 | "best" printf("worst"); | |
101 | "worst" printf("best"); | |
102 | "except for" printf("including"); | |
103 | "worse" printf("better"); | |
104 | "better" printf("worse"); | |
105 | "nothing" printf("something"); | |
106 | "something" printf("nothing"); | |
107 | "no longer" printf("still"); | |
108 | "biggest" printf("smallest"); | |
109 | "high" printf("low"); | |
110 | " low" printf(" high"); | |
111 | "does not" printf("does"); | |
112 | "doesn't" printf("does"); | |
113 | "brilliantly" printf("inferiorly"); | |
114 | "Avoid" printf("Search out"); | |
115 | "lots of" printf("a few"); | |
116 | "beautifully" printf("horribly"); | |
117 | "wrong" printf("right"); | |
118 | "right" printf("wrong"); | |
119 | "tight" printf("loose"); | |
120 | "loose" printf("tight"); | |
121 | "same" printf("different"); | |
122 | "disappointing" printf("impressive"); | |
123 | "pieces of shit" printf("accomplishments"); | |
124 | " NO!" printf(" YES!"); | |
125 | "retrogrades" printf("leaps forward"); | |
126 | "garbaged" printf("incredible"); | |
127 | "reduced to garbage" printf("incredible"); | |
128 | "all games" printf("no games"); | |
129 | "slow" printf("fast"); | |
130 | "fast" printf("slow"); | |
131 | "can't" printf("can"); | |
132 | "won't" printf("will"); | |
133 | "will" printf("won't"); | |
134 | " more" printf(" less"); | |
135 | "has not" printf("has"); | |
136 | %% | |
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