.TH FILTERS 6 .SH NAME ken, b1ff, chef, cockney, eleet, fudd, jethro, jibberish, jive, kraut, ky00te, newspeak, nyc, rasterman, studly, upside-down \- assorted text filters .SH SYNOPSIS $SHELL | chef .SH "DESCRIPTION" All of these programs are filters to do all sorts of strange things to text. No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only. .P All the filters read input from stdin, change it, and write the filtered text to stdout. .IP b1ff The B1FF filter .IP cockney Cockney English .IP chef convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout .IP eleet K3wl hacker slang .IP fudd Elmer Fudd .IP jethro Hillbilly text filter .IP jive Jive English .IP jibberish Runs text through all the rest of the filters, to make really weird output. .IP ken English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming slang for a lot of computer terminology. .IP kraut Generates text with a German accent. .IP ky00te This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck fans) accent on any text file. .IP newspeak A-la-1984 .IP nyc Brooklyn English .IP rasterman Makes text look like it came from the keyboard of Carsten Haitzler. .IP studly Studly caps. .IP upside-down Flips text upside down. Stand on your head and squint to read the output. .SH "SEE ALSO" .IP /usr/share/doc/filters/SAMPLES Lists samples of the output of all the filters. .SH AUTHOR The eleet, upside-down, chef, and b1ff filters were written by Joey Hess . Daniel V Klein wrote the cockney, jive, and nyc filters. jibberish is by Raul Miller , jethro is by Duane Paulson , rasterman is by Zachary Beane, ken is by Stephen K Mulrine , newspeak is authored by Jamie Zawinski , studly is by Nick Phillips , and kraut is by John Sparks.