.TH FILTERS 6 .SH NAME aust, b1ff, biffa, buck, censor, chef, cockney, drawl, fin, fudd, jethro jive ken, kraut, ky00te, mb, moo, newspeak, nyc, valspeak \- assorted text filters .SH SYNOPSIS All the filters read input from stdin, change it, and write the filtered text to stdout. .SH "DESCRIPTION" All of these programs are filters to do all sorts of strange things to text. No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only. .IP aust Australian .IP b1ff The B1FF filter .IP biffa ?? .IP buck The buckwheat filter .IP censor [CENSORED] .IP chef convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout .IP cockney Cockney English .IP drawl English to Texan translator .IP fin ?? .IP fudd Elmer Fudd .IP jethro Hillbilly text filter .IP jive Jive English .IP ken English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming slang for a lot of computer terminology. .IP kraut German .IP mb Marc Barrett posting translator .IP moo The cow filter .IP newspeak As in 1984 .IP nyc Brooklyn English .IP valspeak ?? .IP ky00te This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck fans) accent to any text file. .SH "SEE ALSO" .IP /usr/doc/filters/SAMPLES Lists samples of the output of all the filters. .SH AUTHOR The filters were collected from all over, by Joey Hess