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6" bad" printf(" mean");
7" big" printf(" bitchin'est");
8" body" printf(" bod");
9" bore" printf(" drag");
10" car " printf(" rod ");
11" dirty" printf(" grodie");
12" filthy" printf(" grodie to thuh max");
13" food" printf(" munchies");
14" girl" printf(" chick");
15" good" printf(" bitchin'");
16" great" printf(" awesum");
17" gross" printf(" grodie");
18" guy" printf(" dude");
19" her " printf(" that chick ");
20" her." printf(" that chick.");
21" him " printf(" that dude ");
22" him." printf(" that dude.");
23" can be " |
24" can't be " |
25" should have been " |
26" shouldn't have been " |
27" should be " |
28" shouldn't be " |
29" was " |
30" wasn't " |
31" will be " |
32" won't be " |
33" is " {
34 ECHO;
35 switch(rand() % 6)
36 {
37 case 0:
38 printf("like, ya know, "); break;
39 case 1:
40 printf(""); break;
41 case 2:
42 printf("like wow! "); break;
43 case 3:
44 printf("ya know, like, "); break;
45 case 4:
46 printf(""); break;
47 case 5:
48 printf(""); break;
49 }
50 }
51" house" printf(" pad");
52" interesting" printf(" cool");
53" large" printf(" awesum");
54" leave" printf(" blow");
55" man " printf(" nerd ");
56" maybe " {
57 switch(rand() % 6)
58 {
59 case 0:
60 printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break;
61 case 1:
62 printf(" if the moon is full "); break;
63 case 2:
64 printf(" if the vibes are right "); break;
65 case 3:
66 printf(" when you get the feeling "); break;
67 case 4:
68 printf(" maybe "); break;
69 case 5:
70 printf(" maybe "); break;
71 }
72 }
73" meeting" printf(" party");
74" movie" printf(" flick");
75" music " printf(" tunes ");
76" neat" printf(" keen");
77" nice" printf(" class");
78" no way" printf(" just no way");
79" people" printf(" guys");
80" really" printf(" totally");
81" strange" printf(" freaky");
82" the " printf(" thuh ");
83" very" printf(" super");
84" want" printf(" want");
85" weird" printf(" far out");
86" yes" printf(" fer shure");
87"But " printf("Man, ");
88"He " printf("That dude ");
89"I like" printf("I can dig");
90"No," printf("Like, no way,");
91Sir printf("Man");
92"She " printf("That fox ");
93This printf("Like, ya know, this");
94There printf("Like, there");
95"We " printf("Us guys ");
96"Yes," printf("Like,");
97", " {
98 switch(rand() % 6)
99 {
100 case 0:
101 printf(", like, "); break;
102 case 1:
103 printf(", fer shure, "); break;
104 case 2:
105 printf(", like, wow, "); break;
106 case 3:
107 printf(", oh, baby, "); break;
108 case 4:
109 printf(", man, "); break;
110 case 5:
111 printf(", mostly, "); break;
112 }
113 }
114! {
115 switch(rand() % 3)
116 {
117 case 0:
118 printf("! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break;
119 case 1:
120 printf("! Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break;
121 case 2:
122 printf("! Oh, wow!");
123 }
124 }
125
126ing printf("in'");
127. ECHO;
128%%
129
130main()
131{
132 srand(getpid());
133 yylex();
134}
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