| 1 | %{ |
| 2 | /* |
| 3 | * Lex filter to transform plain English into Brooklyn English. |
| 4 | * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only. |
| 5 | * |
| 6 | * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein. |
| 7 | * |
| 8 | * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained. |
| 9 | */ |
| 10 | %} |
| 11 | BW [ \t] |
| 12 | SP [ \t] |
| 13 | EW [ \t.,;!\?$] |
| 14 | |
| 15 | %{ |
| 16 | void plastc(void); |
| 17 | char caseify(char); |
| 18 | void expletive(void); |
| 19 | %} |
| 20 | |
| 21 | %% |
| 22 | ".so ".*$ printf("%s", yytext); |
| 23 | [ao]ther printf("%cdder", yytext[0]=='a'?'a':'u'); |
| 24 | [Nn]othing printf("%cuttin'", yytext[0]); |
| 25 | [Tt]hin printf("%cin", yytext[0]); |
| 26 | [Tt]hir printf("%coi", yytext[0]); |
| 27 | [Tt]h[ei] printf("%c%c", caseify('d'), yytext[yyleng-1]); |
| 28 | [Tt]hat printf("%cat", caseify('d')); |
| 29 | I'm{SP}going{SP}to printf("I'manna"); |
| 30 | going{SP}to printf("gonna"); |
| 31 | want{SP}to printf("wanna"); |
| 32 | t{SP}you printf("tcha"); |
| 33 | [Dd]id{SP}you{SP}[eaiou] printf("%c'j%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]); |
| 34 | [Dd]id{SP}you printf("%c'ja", yytext[0]); |
| 35 | [Yy]ou printf("%cuh", yytext[0]); |
| 36 | [Hh]ow{SP}are{SP}you printf("%cowahrya", yytext[0]); |
| 37 | [Ww]ith printf("%cit'", yytext[0]); |
| 38 | [Dd]on't printf("%coan", yytext[0]); |
| 39 | ldn't | |
| 40 | dn't printf("n't"); |
| 41 | isn't printf("ain't"); |
| 42 | er{EW} { printf("uh"); plastc(); } |
| 43 | ing{EW} { printf("in'"); plastc(); } |
| 44 | [Ww]ord | |
| 45 | [Hh]eard | |
| 46 | [BbGgLlPpSs]urg | |
| 47 | [CcHh][eu]r[ntv] printf("%coi%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]); |
| 48 | [^Mm]mer[^aeiouhrs] printf("%cmoi%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]); |
| 49 | [Oo]re{EW} { printf("%cwh", caseify('a')); plastc(); } |
| 50 | [Oo]r printf("%cwh", caseify('a')); |
| 51 | [Oo]f printf("%chv", caseify('u')); |
| 52 | tion printf("shun"); |
| 53 | alk | |
| 54 | our[st] | |
| 55 | or[st] printf("awh%c", yytext[yyleng-1]); |
| 56 | ause printf("awze"); |
| 57 | [Oo]ff printf("%cwhf", caseify('a')); |
| 58 | [Ss]tupid printf("%ctoopid", yytext[0]); |
| 59 | {BW}under printf(" unner"); |
| 60 | {BW}to{EW} { printf(" tuh"); plastc(); } |
| 61 | [Aa]ctual printf("%cckshul", yytext[0]); |
| 62 | negro printf("spade"); |
| 63 | [Pp]uerto{SP}[Rr]ican printf("%cpic", caseify('s')); |
| 64 | [Ii]talian printf("%creaser", caseify('g')); |
| 65 | [Jj]ewish printf("%cew boy", yytext[0]); |
| 66 | [Jj]ew printf("%cebe", caseify('h')); |
| 67 | [a-z]":" { *(yytext+1) = ','; |
| 68 | printf("%s like, uhh:",yytext); |
| 69 | } |
| 70 | [a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ','; |
| 71 | printf("%s or what?",yytext); |
| 72 | } |
| 73 | ! printf("! Okay?"); |
| 74 | [a-z]"." { printf("%s", yytext);expletive();} |
| 75 | %% |
| 76 | |
| 77 | void plastc() |
| 78 | { |
| 79 | yyunput(yytext[yyleng-1], yytext); |
| 80 | } |
| 81 | |
| 82 | char caseify(c) |
| 83 | char c; |
| 84 | { |
| 85 | if (yytext[0] <= 'Z') |
| 86 | return (c - ' '); |
| 87 | else |
| 88 | return (c); |
| 89 | } |
| 90 | |
| 91 | short count = 0; |
| 92 | short which = 0; |
| 93 | |
| 94 | void expletive() |
| 95 | { |
| 96 | if (count++ % 4 == 0) { |
| 97 | switch (which++ % 5) { |
| 98 | case 0: printf(" Okay?"); break; |
| 99 | case 1: printf(" Right?"); break; |
| 100 | case 2: printf(" Yuh got me so fahr?"); break; |
| 101 | case 3: printf(" Ya' dig?"); break; |
| 102 | case 4: printf(" Yuh with me?"); break; |
| 103 | } |
| 104 | } |
| 105 | } |
| 106 | |
| 107 | int yywrap() |
| 108 | { |
| 109 | return 1; |
| 110 | } |