b1ff.l

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   2 %e 2000
   3 %p 5000
   4 %n 1000
   5 %k 500
   6 %a 4000
   7 %o 2000
   8 BW [    ]
   9 EW [    .,;!?]
  10
  11 %{
  12
  13 /*
  14  * The B1FF filter.
  15  *
  16  * Modification History
  17  *
  18  * -  Created Sat Feb 26 04:02:01 EST 1994 by Dave Baggett <dmb@ai.mit.edu>,
  19  *    who obviously had too much time on his hands.  Based on the earlier
  20  *    "jive" filter of unknown origin.
  21  *
  22  * -------------------------------------------------------------------------
  23  * To build the B1FF filter, do the following:
  24  *
  25  *      lex biff.l
  26  *      cc -o biff lex.yy.c -ll
  27  *      rm lex.yy.c
  28  *
  29  * Optionally replace lex and cc above with flex and gcc.
  30  *
  31  * To use the executable, pipe stuff to it; e.g.,
  32  *
  33  *      cat foo | biff
  34  *
  35  */
  36
  37 char buf[128];
  38 int count = 0;
  39 char WhAt[]="@(#)DAVE BAGGETT-S B1FF!!1 FlLTER + A CHANGE OR 2 BYE BGRIFFIN\n@(#)$Header: b1ff.l,v 1.4 94/05/07 20:42:53 bgriffin Final $";
  40
  41 %}
  42
  43 %%
  44
  45 " and "                         printf(" + ");
  46 " plus "                        printf(" + ");
  47 "you're"                        printf("YOUR");
  48 your                            printf("UR");
  49 "it's"                          printf("1TZ");
  50 its                             printf("1T'Z");
  51 here                            printf("HEAR");
  52 hear                            printf("HERE");
  53 "they're"                       printf("THE1R");
  54 their                           printf("THERE");
  55 there                           printf("THEY'RE");
  56 was                             printf("WUZ");
  57 etc                             printf("U GET THE 1DEA");
  58 e[.]g[.]                        printf("LAIK THIS");
  59 i[.]e[.]                        printf("U NOE LAIK");
  60 " are "                         printf(" R ");
  61 "be "                           printf("B ");
  62 before                          printf("B4");
  63 " to "                          printf(" 2 ");
  64 this                            printf("TH1S");
  65 like                            printf("LA1K");
  66 total                           printf("TODAL");
  67 "and I"                         printf("+ ME");
  68
  69 good                            printf("K00L");
  70 okay                            printf("C00L");
  71 ok                              printf("K00L");
  72 interesting                     printf("C00L");
  73 neat                            printf("Q00L");
  74 nifty                           printf("Q00L");
  75 useful                          printf("K00L");
  76 great                           printf("RAD");
  77 functional                      printf("RAD");
  78 excellent                       printf("X-L-ENT");
  79 very                            printf("TOTALLY");
  80 quite                           printf("REAL");
  81 really                          printf("REAL");
  82 new                             printf("NU");
  83 recent                          printf("RAD NU");
  84
  85 result                          printf("TH1NG");
  86 ramification                    printf("TH1NG");
  87 reason                          printf("TH1NG");
  88 conclusion                      printf("TH1NG");
  89 results                         printf("STUFF");
  90 ramifications                   printf("STUFF");
  91 reasons                         printf("STUFF");
  92 conclusions                     printf("STUFF");
  93
  94 files                           printf("WAREZ");
  95 program                         printf("GAME");
  96 programs                        printf("WAREZ");
  97 game                            printf("KRACKED GAME");
  98 games                           printf("GAMEZ");
  99 [Uu][Nn][Ii][Xx]                printf("THE MANEFRA1M O/S");
 100 [Dd][Oo][Ss]                    printf("THE VIC-20 TAPE DRIVE SCR1PTER");
 101 disk                            printf("TAPE");
 102 computer                        printf("VIC-20");
 103 workstation                     printf("MANEFRA1M");
 104 supercomputer                   printf("MANEFRAM");
 105 [Cc]ray                         printf("K1CKASS MANEFRA1M");
 106 "Connection Machine"            printf("TODALY RAD KOMPUTUR BRANE");
 107 machine                         printf("VIC-20");
 108 [Aa][Tt][Aa][Rr][Ii]            printf("PEACE UV SH1T ATAR1");
 109 [Aa][Pp][Pp][Ll][Ee]            printf("PEACE UV SH1T APPEL");
 110 [Aa][Mm][Ii][Gg][Aa]            printf("WORKSTASHUN");
 111 [Mm]acintosh                    printf("MACK1NTRASH");
 112 upload                          printf("U/L");
 113 download                        printf("D/L");
 114 load                            printf("U/L");
 115 save                            printf("D/L");
 116 send                            printf("U/L");
 117 receive                         printf("D/L");
 118 ftp                             printf("XMODEM");
 119 buy                             printf("D-L");
 120
 121 [Pp]ascal                       printf("THAT WUSSY LANGUAGE");
 122 [Mm]odula.[23]                  printf("THAT WUSSY SH1T LANGUAGE");
 123 [Ll]isp                         printf("THAT KOMPUTUR BRANE LANGUAGE");
 124 [Ss]cheme                       printf("THAT TODAL NURD LANGUAGE");
 125 [Aa]da                          printf("THAT K00L NU ARMY LANGUAGE");
 126 [Pp]ost[Ss]cript                printf("PRINTUR KODEZ");
 127 [Aa]ssembly                     printf("CPU KODE");
 128 [Aa]ssembler                    printf("CPU KODE");
 129
 130 newsgroup                       printf("MESSAGE BASE");
 131 news                            printf("MESSAGES");
 132 thread                          printf("BOARD");
 133 [Uu]senet                       printf("THE MANEFRAIM BOARDZ");
 134 [Nn]et[Nn]ews                   printf("THE BOARDZ");
 135
 136 fool                            printf("LUZER");
 137 moron                           printf("LAMER");
 138 idiot                           printf("LAMER");
 139 jerk                            printf("HOZER");
 140 dweeb                           printf("LUZER");
 141 geek                            printf("HOZER");
 142 nerd                            printf("LUZER");
 143
 144 " man "                         printf(" D00D ");
 145 " men "                         printf(" D00DZ ");
 146 woman                           printf("BABE");
 147 women                           printf("BABEZ");
 148 wife                            printf("BABE");
 149 husband                         printf("LOVERD00D");
 150 girlfriend                      printf("PEACE");
 151 boyfriend                       printf("STUD");
 152 girl                            printf("TODAL BABE");
 153 person                          printf("D00D");
 154 people                          printf("D00DZ");
 155 friend                          printf("FRE1ND");
 156
 157 sure                            printf("SHUR");
 158 "got to"                        printf("GOTTA");
 159 "want to"                       printf("WANNA");
 160 "have to"                       printf("HAFTA");
 161 have                            printf("GOT");
 162
 163 "using"                         printf("UZE1NG");
 164
 165 " car "                         printf(" WHEELS ");
 166 " eat "                         printf(" NARF ");
 167
 168 police                          printf("P1GZ");
 169 from                            printf("FRUM");
 170
 171 human                           printf("D00D");
 172 occasionally                    printf("SUMTIMZ");
 173 whom                            printf("WHO");
 174 whose                           printf("WHO'S");
 175 who's                           printf("WHOSE");
 176 "who is"                        printf("WHOSE");
 177 "ought to"                      printf("OTTA");
 178 "need to"                       printf("GOTTA");
 179 "should"                        printf("OTTA");
 180 "tonight"                       printf("2NITE");
 181 together                        printf("2GETHR");
 182 tomorrow                        printf("2MOROW");
 183 today                           printf("LAST NITE");
 184 to-day                          printf("2DAY");
 185 " food "                        printf(" PIZZA ");
 186 coke                            printf("MOUNTIN DOO");
 187 pepsi                           printf("MOUNTIN DOO");
 188 caffeine                        printf("COKE");
 189 coffee                          printf("SPEED");
 190 [Nn]yquil                       printf("SMACK");
 191 night                           printf("NITE");
 192
 193 " believe"                      printf(" TH1NK");
 194 phone                           printf("FONE");
 195 freak                           printf("PHREAK");
 196 [Kk][Ii*-][Bb][Oo*-]            printf("THE FONT GUY");
 197 [nN]et[htw][ar][cer][ke]        { /* nethack nettrek netware */
 198                                   printf("PACMAN"); }
 199 chess                           printf("PONG");
 200 [Ss]"treet "[Ff]ighter          printf("POLL POSIT1ON");
 201
 202 amateur                         printf("LAMER");
 203 " of "                          printf(" UV ");
 204 what                            printf("WUT");
 205 "meta "                         printf("ALT/CAPSLOCK ");
 206
 207 "talk"                          printf("1NTERFACE");
 208 "sort of"                       printf("SORTA");
 209 "kind of"                       printf("K1NDA");
 210 magazine                        printf("ZINE");
 211
 212 ":^)"                           ;
 213 ":-)"                           printf("HAHAHAHA!!1!1!1!!!1!!!");
 214 "8-)"                           printf("ITZA JOKE YA NOE");
 215
 216 [dgmnr]"."              {       *(yytext+1) = 0;
 217                                 upcase(yytext);
 218                                 sprintf(buf, "%s!",yytext);
 219                                 printf(buf);
 220                         }
 221
 222 [efhkpst]"."            {       *(yytext+1) = 0;
 223                                 upcase(yytext);
 224                                 sprintf(buf, "%s,",yytext);
 225                                 printf(buf);
 226                         }
 227
 228 [bclw]"."               {       *(yytext+1) = 0;
 229                                 upcase(yytext);
 230                                 sprintf(buf, "%s...",yytext);
 231                                 printf(buf);
 232                         }
 233
 234 [a-e]"?"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("?"); }
 235 [f-j]"?"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("??"); }
 236 [k-o]"?"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!?1?"); }
 237 [p-t]"?"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!?1?!?"); }
 238 [u-z]"?"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("?1?!?1?!"); }
 239 [a-e]"!"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!"); }
 240 [f-j]"!"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!!"); }
 241 [k-o]"!"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!1!"); }
 242 [p-t]"!"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!!1!"); }
 243 [u-z]"!"                { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!1!!1"); }
 244 ";"                             printf(",");
 245 ","                             printf(".");
 246 "'"                             ;
 247 [a-z]":"                {       *(yytext+1) = ',';
 248                                 upcase(yytext);
 249                                 sprintf(buf, "%s L1KE:",yytext);
 250                                 printf(buf);
 251                         }
 252 [iI]            { count++; if (count % 3 == 0) printf("1"); else printf("I"); }
 253 oo                              printf("00");
 254 0                               printf("o");
 255 "s "                            printf("Z ");
 256 "s."                            printf("Z.");
 257 cr                              printf("KR");
 258 wr                              printf("R");
 259 ate                             printf("8");
 260 ait                             printf("8");
 261 ame                             printf("A1M");
 262 ain                             printf("ANE");
 263 ade                             printf("AID");
 264 four                            printf("4");
 265 fore                            printf("4");
 266 for                             printf("4");
 267 see                             printf("C");
 268 seeing                          printf("CN");
 269 you                             printf("U");
 270 ude                             printf("00D");
 271 ule                             printf("OOL");
 272 ome                             printf("UM");
 273 ose                             printf("UZE");
 274 tion                            printf("SHUN");
 275 mn                              printf("M");
 276 kn                              printf("N");
 277 er                              printf("UR");
 278 em                              printf("UM");
 279 ll                              printf("L");
 280 ware                            printf("WEAR");
 281
 282 .                       { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); }
 283
 284 \n                      printf("\n");
 285
 286 %%
 287
 288 upcase(s)
 289         char    *s;
 290 {
 291         while (*s) {
 292                 if (islower(*s))
 293                         *s = toupper(*s);
 294                 s++;
 295         }
 296 }
 297
 298 main()
 299 {
 300         yylex();
 301 }
 302