biffa.l

   1 %e 3000
   2 %p 6000
   3 %n 1000
   4 %k 500
   5 %a 4000
   6 %o 2000
   7 BW [    ]
   8 EW [    .,;!?]
   9
  10 %{
  11         char buf[128];
  12
  13 %}
  14
  15 %%
  16 ead                     printf("eed");
  17 ote                     printf("urte");
  18 oad                     printf("urd");
  19 ode                     printf("urde");
  20 oke                     printf("urke");
  21 olk                     printf("urk");
  22 one                     printf("urn");
  23 al                      printf("aal");
  24 OK                      printf("aal reyt");
  25 "O.K."                  printf("all reyt");
  26 okay                    printf("aal reyt");
  27 Okay                    printf("Aal reyt");
  28 mother                  printf("mutha");
  29 mummy                   printf("mutha");
  30 ma{EW}                  printf("mutha ");
  31 father                  printf("fatha");
  32 dad                     printf("fatha");
  33 pa{EW}                  printf("fatha ");
  34 telephone               printf("furn");
  35 ph                      printf("f");
  36 and                     printf("un'");
  37 And                     printf("Un'");
  38 only                    printf("urnly");
  39 over                    printf("urva");
  40 will                    printf("'ll");
  41 "You are"               printf("Y'a fuckin'");
  42 "you are"               printf("y'a fuckin'");
  43 "I am"                  printf("A'm fuckin'");
  44 "I'm"                   printf("A'm fuckin'");
  45 Most                    printf("Murst");
  46 most                    printf("murst");
  47 murder                  printf("knack");
  48 shatter                 printf("knack");
  49 damage                  printf("knack");
  50 Murder                  printf("Knack");
  51 Shatter                 printf("Knack");
  52 Damage                  printf("Knack");
  53 "Oh yes?"               printf("Did yee spill wor pint?");
  54 [Cc]hinese              printf("Chinky");
  55 "no it isn't"           printf("Is it shite");
  56 "No it is not"          printf("Is it shite");
  57 "It is not"             printf("Is it fuck");
  58 "it is not"             printf("is it fuck");
  59 "It isn't"              printf("Is it fuck");
  60 "it isn't"              printf("is it fuck");
  61 idle                    printf("ardle");
  62 rubbish                 printf("gobshite");
  63 useless                 printf("shite");
  64 "no good"               printf("shite");
  65 shit                    printf("shite");
  66 muck                    printf("shite");
  67 mouth                   printf("gob");
  68 Mouth                   printf("Gob");
  69 someone                 printf("some fukka");
  70 Someone                 printf("Some fukka");
  71 anyone                  printf("any fukka");
  72 Anyone                  printf("Any fukka");
  73 nobody                  printf("neewun");
  74 Nobody                  printf("Neewun");
  75 noone                   printf("neewun");
  76 Noone                   printf("Neewun");
  77 "who is"                printf("who tha fuck's");
  78 "Who is"                printf("Who tha fuck's");
  79 "who are"               printf("who tha fuck'a'");
  80 "Who are"               printf("Who tha fuck'a'");
  81 "Why is"                printf("Why tha fuck's");
  82 "Why is"                printf("Why tha fuck's");
  83 "why are"               printf("why tha fuck'a'");
  84 "Why are"               printf("Why tha fuck'a'");
  85 "when is"               printf("when tha fuck's");
  86 "When is"               printf("When tha fuck's");
  87 "when are"              printf("when tha fuck'a'");
  88 "When are"              printf("When tha fuck'a'");
  89 tough                   printf("fuckin' hard");
  90 strong                  printf("fuckin' hard");
  91 "! "                    printf(", ya fuckin' puff! ");
  92 nothing                 printf("bugga aal");
  93 Nothing                 printf("Bugga aal");
  94 food                    printf("grub");
  95 Food                    printf("Grub");
  96 My                      printf("Ma fuckin'");
  97 Your                    printf("Y' fuckin'");
  98 Our                     printf("Wor fuckin'");
  99 throw                   printf("hoy");
 100 Throw                   printf("Hoy");
 101 lots                    printf("lurds");
 102 Lots                    printf("Lurds");
 103 " have"                 printf("'ve");
 104 Have                    printf("Hev");
 105 "don't"                 printf("divvn't");
 106 "Don't"                 printf("Divvn't");
 107 "isn't"                 printf("in't");
 108 "Isn't"                 printf("In't");
 109 ."self "                printf("ssel ");
 110 girls                   printf("lasses");
 111 girl                    printf("lass");
 112 boy                     printf("lad");
 113 know                    printf("knaa");
 114 make                    printf("maak");
 115 take                    printf("tek");
 116 Take                    printf("Tek");
 117 tak                     printf("tek");
 118 th[eo]se                printf("them");
 119 broken                  printf("brerken");
 120 Broken                  printf("Brerken");
 121 broke                   printf("brerk");
 122 " tired"                printf(" fuckin' knackered");
 123 gives                   printf("giz");
 124 give                    printf("giz");
 125 Give                    printf("Giz");
 126 giv                     printf("gizz");
 127 gave                    printf("gav");
 128 TV                      printf("telly");
 129 [Ww]ill                 printf("'ll");
 130 [Ss]hall                printf("'ll");
 131 more                    printf("more fuckin'");
 132 than                    printf("than fuckin'");
 133 "can "                  printf("kin ");
 134 "Can "                  printf("Kin ");
 135 bad                     printf("bastaad");
 136 Bad                     printf("Bastaad");
 137 nasty                   printf("bastaad");
 138 good                    printf("magic");
 139 Good                    printf("Magic");
 140 great                   printf("magic");
 141 Great                   printf("Magic");
 142 human                   printf("yooman");
 143 woman                   printf("wumman");
 144 women                   printf("wummen");
 145 " man "                 printf(" bastaad ");
 146 football                printf("futbaal");
 147 all                     printf("aal");
 148 All                     printf("Aal");
 149 "the "                  printf("the fuckin' ");
 150 "what is"               printf("what the fuck is");
 151 "What is"               printf("What the fuck is");
 152 "what are"              printf("what the fuck are");
 153 "What are"              printf("What the fuck are");
 154 "The "                  printf("The fuckin' ");
 155 "That "                 printf("That fuckin' ");
 156 " any"                  printf(" onny fuckin'");
 157 poof                    printf("puff");
 158 homosexual              printf("puff");
 159 gay                     printf("puff");
 160 bisexual                printf("semi-puff");
 161 [Mm]iddlesbrough        printf("Boro");
 162 [Mm]iddlesborough       printf("Boro");
 163 [Gg]ateshead            printf("Gaatsed");
 164 [Nn]ewcastle            printf("Neecassl");
 165 "South Shields"         printf("Saath Sheels");
 166 [Ss]cotland             printf("Jock");
 167 [Ss]cotsman             printf("Jocko bastaad");
 168 [Ss]cottish             printf("Jock");
 169 [Ss]paniard             printf("Wop");
 170 [Ss]panish              printf("Wop");
 171 [Ii]talian              printf("Wop");
 172 [Ss]pain                printf("Wopland");
 173 [Ii]taly                printf("Wopland");
 174 them                    printf("'em");
 175 home                    printf("yem");
 176 " go "                  printf(" gaan ");
 177 going                   printf("gannin'");
 178 " gone "                printf(" went ");
 179 trousers                printf("kex");
 180 burnt                   printf("bornt");
 181 because                 printf("cos");
 182 Because                 printf("Cos");
 183 both                    printf("burth");
 184 Both                    printf("Burth");
 185 " yes "                 printf(" aye ");
 186 "Yes "                  printf("Aye ");
 187 " no "                  printf(" ney ");
 188 "No "                   printf("Ney ");
 189 "with "                 printf("wi' ");
 190 wrong                   printf("wrang");
 191 told                    printf("telt");
 192 "bit of a "             printf("birruva ");
 193 "bit of "               printf("birra ");
 194 "You're a"              printf("Yorra");
 195 "You are a"             printf("Yorra");
 196 "you're a"              printf("yorra");
 197 "you are a"             printf("yorra");
 198 "We are"                printf("Wur");
 199 " we are"               printf(" wur");
 200 "What a"                printf("Worra");
 201 "what a"                printf("worra");
 202 your                    printf("y'");
 203 "you're"                printf("yer");
 204 you                     printf("ya");
 205 " him"                  printf("'m");
 206 Your                    printf("Y'");
 207 "You're"                printf("Yer");
 208 You                     printf("Ya");
 209 " our"                  printf(" wur");
 210 "Our"                   printf("Wur");
 211 "I won't"               printf("Will Ah fuck");
 212 "I refuse to"           printf("Will Ah fuck");
 213 "I will not"            printf("Will Ah fuck");
 214 "I don't"               printf("Do Ah fuck");
 215 "I do not "             printf("Do Ah fuck ");
 216 "I didn't"              printf("Did Ah fuck");
 217 "I did not "            printf("Did Ah fuck ");
 218 "No."                   printf("Ney chance.");
 219 "No!"                   printf("Ney chance!");
 220 "I'"                    printf("Ah'");
 221 "I "                    printf("Ah ");
 222 " my"                   printf(" ma");
 223 " me "                  printf("'us ");
 224 "We "                   printf("Wu ");
 225 " we "                  printf(" wu ");
 226 "were "                 printf("wus ");
 227 "Were "                 printf("Wus ");
 228 bastard                 printf("bastaad");
 229 into                    printf("inter");
 230 " on "                  printf("'an ");
 231 " for "                 printf(" f' ");
 232 beer                    printf("brown");
 233 " of "                  printf(" a'");
 234 [Gg]erman               printf("Jorman");
 235 [Ss]wiss                printf("Jorman");
 236 [Au]strian              printf("Jorman");
 237 right                   printf("reyt");
 238 Right                   printf("Reyt");
 239 " to "                  printf(" ter ");
 240 " hit by "              printf(" chinned off ");
 241 " kill"                 printf(" fuck");
 242 " hitt"                 printf(" fuck");
 243 " hit "                 printf(" fucked ");
 244 " hit"                  printf(" fuck");
 245 breast                  printf("tit");
 246 bosom                   printf("tit");
 247 screwing                printf("shaggin'");
 248 Screwing                printf("Shaggin'");
 249 screw                   printf("shag");
 250 kick                    printf("fuck");
 251 Kick                    printf("Fuck");
 252 "ing "                  printf("in' ");
 253 ou                      printf("er");
 254 "? "                    printf(", ya bastaad? ");
 255 ", sir"                 printf(", pal");
 256 ", dear"                printf(", pet");
 257 [a-m]", "               {ECHO;printf("fuck, ");}
 258 [n-z]", "               {ECHO;printf("like, ");}
 259 .                       printf(yytext);
 260 \n                      printf("\n");
 261 %%
 262 main()
 263 {
 264         yylex();
 265 }