filters.6

   1 .TH FILTERS 6
   2 .SH NAME
   3 ken, b1ff, censor, chef, cockney, eleet, fudd, jethro, jibberish, jive, kenny, kraut, ky00te, nethack, newspeak, nyc, pirate, rasterman, spammer, studly, uniencode, upside\-down \- assorted text filters
   4 .SH SYNOPSIS
   5  $SHELL | chef
   6
   7  newspeak < thesis.tex > newthesis.tex
   8
   9  eleet | wall # b1ff works well too
  10
  11  b1ff | ircII | censor
  12 .SH "DESCRIPTION"
  13 All of these programs are filters to do all sorts of strange things to text.
  14 No personal, racial, religious or societal slurs are intended. For amusement
  15 only.
  16 .P
  17 All the filters read input from stdin, change it, and write the filtered
  18 text to stdout.
  19 .IP b1ff
  20 The B1FF filter
  21 .IP cockney
  22 Cockney English
  23 .IP chef
  24 convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout
  25 .IP eleet
  26 K3wl hacker slang
  27 .IP fudd
  28 Elmer Fudd
  29 .IP jethro
  30 Hillbilly text filter
  31 .IP jive
  32 Jive English
  33 .IP jibberish
  34 Runs text through a random selection of the rest of the filters, to make really
  35 weird output.
  36 .IP ken
  37 English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming
  38 slang for a lot of computer terminology.
  39 .IP kraut
  40 Generates text with a bad German accent.
  41 .IP kenny
  42 Generates text as spoken by Kenny on South Park.
  43 .IP ky00te
  44 This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck
  45 fans) accent on any text file.
  46 .IP nethackify
  47 Wiped out text like can be found in nethack.
  48 .IP newspeak
  49 A-la-1984
  50 .IP censor
  51 CDA-ize text
  52 .IP nyc
  53 Brooklyn English
  54 .IP pirate
  55 Talk like a pirate.
  56 .IP rasterman
  57 Makes text look like it came from the keyboard of Carsten Haitzler.
  58 .IP spammer
  59 Turns honest text into something that is liable to be flagged as spam.
  60 .IP studly
  61 Studly caps.
  62 .IP uniencode
  63 Use glorious unicode to the fullest possibile extent. As seen previously in
  64 many man pages.
  65 .IP upside\-down
  66 Flips text upside down. Stand on your head and squint to read the output.
  67 .SH "SEE ALSO"
  68 .IP /usr/share/doc/filters/SAMPLES
  69 Lists samples of the output of all the filters.
  70 .SH AUTHORS
  71 The eleet, upside\-down, chef, b1ff, and censor filters were written by
  72 Joey Hess <joey@kitenet.net>. Daniel V Klein <dvk@lonewolf.com> wrote the
  73 cockney, jive, and nyc filters. jibberish is by Raul Miller
  74 <rdm@test.legislate.com>, jethro is by Duane Paulson
  75 <ci922@cleveland.freenet.edu>, rasterman is by Zachary Beane, ken is by
  76 Stephen K Mulrine <skm@eqsn.net>, newspeak is by Jamie Zawinski
  77 <jwz@jwz.org>, studly is by Nick Phillips <nwp@lemon\-computing.com>,
  78 Gurkan Sengun <gurkan@linuks.mine.nu> wrote nethackify, Dougal Campbell
  79 <dougal@gunters.org> wrote pirate, kraut is by John Sparks, and Kenny is by
  80 Christian Garbs and Alan Eldridge.