mb.l

   1 From: dankmyer@hilbert.math.grin.edu (Kirt A Dankmyer)
   2 Newsgroups: alt.sources
   3 Subject: mb.l
   4 Date: 4 Dec 1992 15:08:40 -0600
   5 Message-ID: <9212042108.AA10484@hilbert>
   6
   7 %{
   8
   9         /*  Marc Barrett posting translator;
  10                 amaze your friends
  11             To compile: lex mb.l
  12                         cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll
  13             To use:
  14                         mb < Your_MB_posting
  15         */
  16
  17         char buf[128];
  18 %}
  19 %a 3000
  20 %e 3000
  21 %p 5000
  22 %n 3000
  23 %%
  24 "lots and lots"                 printf("few");
  25 "HyperCard"                     printf("crap");
  26 "real,"                         printf("phony,");
  27 "real."                         printf("phony.");
  28 "real "                         printf("phony ");
  29 "People"                        printf("I");
  30 "numerous"                      printf("1 or 2 (I think)");
  31 " other"                        printf(" lamer");
  32 "nightmare"                     printf("paradise");
  33 "bad"                           printf("excellent");
  34 "may"                           printf("will");
  35 "UNUSABLE"                      printf("FAST AS HELL");
  36 "pokish"                        printf("slower than a snail");
  37 "junior"                        printf("intelligent");
  38 "potentially"                   printf("probably");
  39 "I know"                        printf("I think");
  40 "looks a thousand times better"  printf("looks worse");
  41 "years ago"                     printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) ");
  42 "no improvements"               printf("many improvements");
  43 "As far as I know"              printf("I don't really know");
  44 "as far as I know"              printf("but what do I know");
  45 "totally official"              printf("a wild rumor");
  46 "kludged"                       printf("designed");
  47 "be any"                        printf("be some");
  48 "also likely never"             printf("also probably");
  49 "likely never"                  printf("probably");
  50 "everyone"                      printf("some people");
  51 "being unreasonable"            printf("being an idiot");
  52 "I don't understand"            printf("I dont' understand.  ");
  53 "it is unreasonable"            printf("it is stupid.  ");
  54 "everybody"                     printf("some people");
  55 "have never"                    printf("will have");
  56 "must have"                     printf("could have");
  57 "will never"                    printf("will");
  58 "never will"                    printf("will again soon");
  59 "would not"                     printf("may");
  60 "the need"                      printf("some silly things");
  61 "The problem"                   printf("My problem");
  62 "the problem"                   printf("my problem");
  63 "the simple fact"               printf("my opinion");
  64 "simply"                        printf("(with great difficulty)");
  65 "it's kind of embarassing"      printf("I'm kind of embarassing");
  66 "I often see"                   printf("I never see");
  67 "I questioned"                  printf("I flamed");
  68 "development costs"             printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)");
  69 "IMO"                           printf("(belch)");
  70 "to explain"                    printf("to give my wacky ideas about");
  71 "practically zero"              printf("astronomical");
  72 "I think"                       printf("I think.  ");
  73 "don't think"                   printf("don't think.  ");
  74 "do not think."                 printf("do not think.  ");
  75 "I am trying"                   printf("I am flaming");
  76 "I've"                          printf("Commodore has");
  77 "Beware the ides of September"  printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September");
  78 "Sad"                           printf("Weird");
  79 "sad"                           printf("weird");
  80 "I WAS RIGHT"                   printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT");
  81 "aren't"                        printf("are");
  82 "anymore"                       printf("still");
  83 " are "                         printf(" aren't ");
  84 "lost"                          printf("gained");
  85 " low "                         printf(" high ");
  86 " high "                        printf(" low ");
  87 "isn't"                         printf("is");
  88 "all of"                        printf("none of");
  89 "is not"                        printf("is");
  90 "stagnates"                     printf("flourishes");
  91 "never"                         printf("always");
  92 "short-sightedness"             printf("genius");
  93 "inferior"                      printf("superior");
  94 "superior"                      printf("inferior");
  95 "few "                          printf("many ");
  96 "many"                          printf("few");
  97 "no improvements"               printf("many improvements");
  98 "different"                     printf("similar");
  99 "the only substantial"          printf("one of the many");
 100 "best"                          printf("worst");
 101 "worst"                         printf("best");
 102 "except for"                    printf("including");
 103 "worse"                         printf("better");
 104 "better"                        printf("worse");
 105 "nothing"                       printf("something");
 106 "something"                     printf("nothing");
 107 "no longer"                     printf("still");
 108 "biggest"                       printf("smallest");
 109 "high"                          printf("low");
 110 " low"                          printf(" high");
 111 "does not"                      printf("does");
 112 "doesn't"                       printf("does");
 113 "brilliantly"                   printf("inferiorly");
 114 "Avoid"                         printf("Search out");
 115 "lots of"                       printf("a few");
 116 "beautifully"                   printf("horribly");
 117 "wrong"                         printf("right");
 118 "right"                         printf("wrong");
 119 "tight"                         printf("loose");
 120 "loose"                         printf("tight");
 121 "same"                          printf("different");
 122 "disappointing"                 printf("impressive");
 123 "pieces of shit"                printf("accomplishments");
 124 " NO!"                          printf(" YES!");
 125 "retrogrades"                   printf("leaps forward");
 126 "garbaged"                      printf("incredible");
 127 "reduced to garbage"            printf("incredible");
 128 "all games"                     printf("no games");
 129 "slow"                          printf("fast");
 130 "fast"                          printf("slow");
 131 "can't"                         printf("can");
 132 "won't"                         printf("will");
 133 "will"                          printf("won't");
 134 " more"                         printf(" less");
 135 "has not"                       printf("has");
 136 %%
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