13 ** by Benjamin Elijah Griffin 8 May 1994
15 ** An experiment in lex written instead of a paper on Nietzsche.
19 ** cc -o moo lex.yy.c -ll
23 ** moo < infile > outfile
25 ** cat infile | <whatever> | moo | <whatever> > outfile
29 char WhAt[]="@(#)Benjamin Elijah Griffin's moo filter for cowtalk (c) 1994\n@(#)$Header: moo.l,v 1.1 94/05/08 23:37:53 bgriffin Final $"
36 " and " printf(" moond ");
37 [Uu][Nn][Ii][Xx] printf("Moonix");
38 [Mm][Ss].[Dd][Oo][Ss] printf("Moo Dos");
40 [Uu]senet printf("Moosnet");
41 " man " printf(" mooster ");
42 " men " printf(" moosters ");
43 woman printf("moostress");
44 women printf("moostresses");
46 [Dd]airy.[Ff]armer printf("Pimp");
47 [Dd]airy.[Ff]arm printf("Farm of Ill Repute");
48 [Bb]eef.[Ff]armer printf("Slave Driver");
49 [Bb]eef.[Ff]arm printf("Prison");
50 yogurt printf("bacteria culture");
51 cheese printf("smega");
52 curds printf("moist smega");
54 buttermilk printf("foul fluid");
55 butter { printf("sphinter lubrication");
56 /* A _Last Tango in Paris_ joke */ }
57 cream printf("honey");
58 beef printf("murdered meat");
59 grass printf("gourmet greenry");
60 hay printf("subsistance rations");
61 cereal printf("fomood");
62 milkmaid printf("rapist");
64 [Mm]aid.a.milking printf("Christmas Rapist");
66 [Mm]aids.a.milking printf("Christmas Rapists");
67 milking printf("rape");
68 rape printf("milking");
69 rapist printf("milkmaid");
70 veal printf("the devil's food");
71 "bull fighter" printf("Grim Reaper");
72 "bull fight" printf("Game of Sorrows");
76 capuccino printf("piss water");
77 " "[In]"ndia " printf("Heaven");
78 " "[In]"ndian " printf("heavenly");
79 "sacred cow" printf("God");
80 silo printf("calfeteria");
81 divin printf("bovin");
82 [Gg][Oo-][Dd] printf("Bovinity");
83 sheep printf("dog(s)");
84 relaxing printf("chewing the cud");
85 relax printf("chew the cud");
86 utter printf("udder");
87 " udder" printf(" teat");
88 " teat" printf(" udder");
89 other printf("udder");
90 ":^)" printf("Mooooooooo!");
91 ":-)" printf("Moomoomoomoo!");
92 "8-)" printf("Mooo! Mooo!");
94 [aeiou]"." { *(yytext+1) = 0;
95 printf("%s. Moo.",yytext);
97 [rtpwy]"." { *(yytext+1) = 0;
98 printf("%s. Moo! Moo.",yytext);
100 "?" printf("? Moo.");
101 "!" printf("! MOO!");
112 "."\n printf(".\nMooooo. ");
114 . printf("%s",yytext);