valspeak.l

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   2 T       [" .!?,"]*
   3
   4 %%
   5
   6 " bad"                  printf(" mean");
   7 " big"                  printf(" bitchin'est");
   8 " body"                 printf(" bod");
   9 " bore"                 printf(" drag");
  10 " car "                 printf(" rod ");
  11 " dirty"                printf(" grodie");
  12 " filthy"               printf(" grodie to thuh max");
  13 " food"                 printf(" munchies");
  14 " girl"                 printf(" chick");
  15 " good"                 printf(" bitchin'");
  16 " great"                printf(" awesum");
  17 " gross"                printf(" grodie");
  18 " guy"                  printf(" dude");
  19 " her "                 printf(" that chick ");
  20 " her."                 printf(" that chick.");
  21 " him "                 printf(" that dude ");
  22 " him."                 printf(" that dude.");
  23 " can be "              |
  24 " can't be "            |
  25 " should have been "    |
  26 " shouldn't have been " |
  27 " should be "           |
  28 " shouldn't be "        |
  29 " was "                 |
  30 " wasn't "              |
  31 " will be "             |
  32 " won't be "            |
  33 " is "          {
  34                         ECHO;
  35                         switch(rand() % 6)
  36                         {
  37                         case 0:
  38                                 printf("like, ya know, "); break;
  39                         case 1:
  40                                 printf(""); break;
  41                         case 2:
  42                                 printf("like wow! "); break;
  43                         case 3:
  44                                 printf("ya know, like, "); break;
  45                         case 4:
  46                                 printf(""); break;
  47                         case 5:
  48                                 printf(""); break;
  49                         }
  50                 }
  51 " house"                printf(" pad");
  52 " interesting"          printf(" cool");
  53 " large"                printf(" awesum");
  54 " leave"                printf(" blow");
  55 " man "                 printf(" nerd ");
  56 " maybe "       {
  57                         switch(rand() % 6)
  58                         {
  59                         case 0:
  60                                 printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break;
  61                         case 1:
  62                                 printf(" if the moon is full "); break;
  63                         case 2:
  64                                 printf(" if the vibes are right "); break;
  65                         case 3:
  66                                 printf(" when you get the feeling "); break;
  67                         case 4:
  68                                 printf(" maybe "); break;
  69                         case 5:
  70                                 printf(" maybe "); break;
  71                         }
  72                 }
  73 " meeting"              printf(" party");
  74 " movie"                printf(" flick");
  75 " music "               printf(" tunes ");
  76 " neat"                 printf(" keen");
  77 " nice"                 printf(" class");
  78 " no way"               printf(" just no way");
  79 " people"               printf(" guys");
  80 " really"               printf(" totally");
  81 " strange"              printf(" freaky");
  82 " the "                 printf(" thuh ");
  83 " very"                 printf(" super");
  84 " want"                 printf(" want");
  85 " weird"                printf(" far out");
  86 " yes"                  printf(" fer shure");
  87 "But "                  printf("Man, ");
  88 "He "                   printf("That dude ");
  89 "I like"                printf("I can dig");
  90 "No,"                   printf("Like, no way,");
  91 Sir                     printf("Man");
  92 "She "                  printf("That fox ");
  93 This                    printf("Like, ya know, this");
  94 There                   printf("Like, there");
  95 "We "                   printf("Us guys ");
  96 "Yes,"                  printf("Like,");
  97 ", "            {
  98                         switch(rand() % 6)
  99                         {
 100                         case 0:
 101                                 printf(", like, "); break;
 102                         case 1:
 103                                 printf(", fer shure, "); break;
 104                         case 2:
 105                                 printf(", like, wow, "); break;
 106                         case 3:
 107                                 printf(", oh, baby, "); break;
 108                         case 4:
 109                                 printf(", man, "); break;
 110                         case 5:
 111                                 printf(", mostly, "); break;
 112                         }
 113                 }
 114 !               {
 115                         switch(rand() % 3)
 116                         {
 117                         case 0:
 118                                 printf("!  Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break;
 119                         case 1:
 120                                 printf("!  Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break;
 121                         case 2:
 122                                 printf("!  Oh, wow!");
 123                         }
 124                 }
 125
 126 ing                     printf("in'");
 127 .                       ECHO;
 128 %%
 129
 130 main()
 131 {
 132         srand(getpid());
 133         yylex();
 134 }