+This program is (c) 1994, Brent E. Edwards. Feel free to distribute the
+complete program world-wide. (Please do NOT break apart this text file
+from the program.)
+
+This program is under absolutely no warrantee of any kind.
+
+If you have any questions about this program, please send them to
+edwardsb@cs.rpi.edu.
+
+This program is dedicated to Conrad Wong.
+
+This program is catware. If you find it useful in any way, pay for this
+program by spending one hour petting one or several cats.
+
+[ Revised to plain GPL by author, see copyright file. -- Joey Hess ]
+
+===================================================
+
+
+Purpose:
+ This program places a very cute (and familiar to FurryMuck fans)
+ accent to any text file. It is designed for UNIX systems.
+ It requires cc, lex, and yacc to be in your path.
+
+Compiling:
+ To compile on a UNIX system, type 'make'
+
+Running:
+ To do a line-by-line translation of your text, type 'ky00te'.
+ Control-D will halt the program.
+
+ To convert a text file and display it on the screen, type
+ 'ky00te < filename | more', where filename is the file to convert.
+
+ To convert a text file and save it to a file, type
+ 'ky00te < filename.in > filename.out', where filename.in is the
+ file to convert and filename.out is the place to put it.
+
+ You can also add an accent to the output of any program by
+ typing '<normal program execution> | ky00te'.
+
+Petting the cat:
+ Stroke with the furs, not against them.
+
+====================================================
+
+Program version information:
+
+Program version 1.00: 13 December 1994
+
+Program version 1.10: 15 December 1994
+ Version 1.00 was a memory hog. Also, adds 'fur' and 'meow' to
+list of cat-ch phrases.
+
+Program version 1.11: 16 December 1994
+ With Tobias Kuhler's (ukjp@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de) repeated suggestion,
+ the program now only doubles (not triples) 'r' and no longer capitalizes
+ fur. He also suggested the following improvements:
+ at a, at the -> atta
+ in a, in the -> ynna
+ is a, is the -> yssa
+ on a, on the -> onna
+ with a, with the -> wyffa
+ the -> da
+ you -> ya
+ and -> 'n
+ with -> wyf
+ to -> ta
+
+ This version also no longer uses the same 'meow'; it switches between
+ 'meow', 'mew', and 'mu' (weighted to the first).
+
+ I've also added:
+ lot of -> lotta
+ is so -> yssa
+ when -> w'en
+ with -> wyf (when used to start a word)
+ your -> yer
+ not, n't -> na'
+
+
+ The README file has been reorganized, and the dedication made explicit.
+