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From: dankmyer@hilbert.math.grin.edu (Kirt A Dankmyer)
Newsgroups: alt.sources
Subject: mb.l
Date: 4 Dec 1992 15:08:40 -0600
Message-ID: <9212042108.AA10484@hilbert>

%{

        /*  Marc Barrett posting translator;
		amaze your friends
            To compile: lex mb.l
                        cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll
	    To use:
			mb < Your_MB_posting
        */

        char buf[128];
%}
%a 3000
%e 3000
%p 5000
%n 3000
%%
"lots and lots"                 printf("few");
"HyperCard"                     printf("crap");
"real,"                         printf("phony,");
"real."                         printf("phony.");                       
"real "                         printf("phony ");                      
"People"                        printf("I");                  
"numerous"                      printf("1 or 2 (I think)");           
" other"                        printf(" lamer");                      
"nightmare"                     printf("paradise");                   
"bad"                           printf("excellent");                   
"may"                           printf("will");                       
"UNUSABLE"                      printf("FAST AS HELL");                      
"pokish"                        printf("slower than a snail");
"junior"                        printf("intelligent");         
"potentially"                   printf("probably");
"I know" 		        printf("I think");
"looks a thousand times better"  printf("looks worse");
"years ago"                     printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) ");
"no improvements"               printf("many improvements");
"As far as I know"              printf("I don't really know");
"as far as I know"              printf("but what do I know");
"totally official"              printf("a wild rumor");
"kludged"                       printf("designed");
"be any"		        printf("be some");
"also likely never"	        printf("also probably");
"likely never"		        printf("probably");
"everyone"		        printf("some people");
"being unreasonable"	        printf("being an idiot");
"I don't understand"	        printf("I dont' understand.  ");
"it is unreasonable"	        printf("it is stupid.  ");
"everybody"		        printf("some people");
"have never"		        printf("will have");
"must have"	                printf("could have");
"will never"		        printf("will");
"never will"		        printf("will again soon");
"would not"			printf("may"); 
"the need"			printf("some silly things");
"The problem"		        printf("My problem");
"the problem"			printf("my problem");
"the simple fact"		printf("my opinion");
"simply"			printf("(with great difficulty)");
"it's kind of embarassing"      printf("I'm kind of embarassing");
"I often see"      		printf("I never see");
"I questioned"      		printf("I flamed");
"development costs"		printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)");
"IMO"		   		printf("(belch)");
"to explain"		        printf("to give my wacky ideas about");
"practically zero"		printf("astronomical");
"I think"			printf("I think.  ");
"don't think"			printf("don't think.  ");
"do not think."			printf("do not think.  ");
"I am trying"			printf("I am flaming");
"I've"		                printf("Commodore has");
"Beware the ides of September"  printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September");
"Sad"				printf("Weird");
"sad"				printf("weird");
"I WAS RIGHT"	 		printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT");
"aren't"                        printf("are");
"anymore"                       printf("still");
" are "                         printf(" aren't ");
"lost"                          printf("gained");
" low "                         printf(" high ");
" high "                        printf(" low ");
"isn't"                         printf("is");
"all of"                        printf("none of");
"is not"                        printf("is");
"stagnates"                     printf("flourishes");
"never"                         printf("always");    
"short-sightedness"             printf("genius");
"inferior"                      printf("superior");
"superior"                      printf("inferior");
"few "                          printf("many ");
"many"                          printf("few");
"no improvements"               printf("many improvements");
"different"                     printf("similar");
"the only substantial"          printf("one of the many");
"best"                          printf("worst");
"worst"                         printf("best");
"except for"                    printf("including");
"worse"                         printf("better");
"better"                        printf("worse");
"nothing"                       printf("something");
"something"                     printf("nothing");
"no longer"                     printf("still");
"biggest"                       printf("smallest");
"high"                          printf("low");
" low"                          printf(" high");
"does not"                      printf("does");
"doesn't"                       printf("does");
"brilliantly"                   printf("inferiorly");
"Avoid"                         printf("Search out");
"lots of"                       printf("a few");
"beautifully"                   printf("horribly");
"wrong"                         printf("right");
"right"                         printf("wrong");
"tight"                         printf("loose");
"loose"                         printf("tight");
"same"                          printf("different");
"disappointing"                 printf("impressive");
"pieces of shit"                printf("accomplishments");
" NO!"                          printf(" YES!");
"retrogrades"                   printf("leaps forward");
"garbaged"                      printf("incredible");
"reduced to garbage"            printf("incredible");
"all games"                     printf("no games");
"slow"                          printf("fast");
"fast"                          printf("slow");
"can't"                         printf("can");
"won't"                         printf("will");
"will"                          printf("won't");
" more"                         printf(" less");
"has not"                       printf("has");
%%
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7e3afbba	1	From: dankmyer@hilbert.math.grin.edu (Kirt A Dankmyer)
	2	Newsgroups: alt.sources
	3	Subject: mb.l
	4	Date: 4 Dec 1992 15:08:40 -0600
	5	Message-ID: <9212042108.AA10484@hilbert>
	6
	7	%{
	8
	9	/* Marc Barrett posting translator;
	10	amaze your friends
	11	To compile: lex mb.l
	12	cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll
	13	To use:
	14	mb < Your_MB_posting
	15	*/
	16
	17	char buf[128];
	18	%}
	19	%a 3000
	20	%e 3000
	21	%p 5000
	22	%n 3000
	23	%%
	24	"lots and lots" printf("few");
	25	"HyperCard" printf("crap");
	26	"real," printf("phony,");
	27	"real." printf("phony.");
	28	"real " printf("phony ");
	29	"People" printf("I");
	30	"numerous" printf("1 or 2 (I think)");
	31	" other" printf(" lamer");
	32	"nightmare" printf("paradise");
	33	"bad" printf("excellent");
	34	"may" printf("will");
	35	"UNUSABLE" printf("FAST AS HELL");
	36	"pokish" printf("slower than a snail");
	37	"junior" printf("intelligent");
	38	"potentially" printf("probably");
	39	"I know" printf("I think");
	40	"looks a thousand times better" printf("looks worse");
	41	"years ago" printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) ");
	42	"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
	43	"As far as I know" printf("I don't really know");
	44	"as far as I know" printf("but what do I know");
	45	"totally official" printf("a wild rumor");
	46	"kludged" printf("designed");
	47	"be any" printf("be some");
	48	"also likely never" printf("also probably");
	49	"likely never" printf("probably");
	50	"everyone" printf("some people");
	51	"being unreasonable" printf("being an idiot");
	52	"I don't understand" printf("I dont' understand. ");
	53	"it is unreasonable" printf("it is stupid. ");
	54	"everybody" printf("some people");
	55	"have never" printf("will have");
	56	"must have" printf("could have");
	57	"will never" printf("will");
	58	"never will" printf("will again soon");
	59	"would not" printf("may");
	60	"the need" printf("some silly things");
	61	"The problem" printf("My problem");
	62	"the problem" printf("my problem");
	63	"the simple fact" printf("my opinion");
	64	"simply" printf("(with great difficulty)");
65	"it's kind of embarassing" printf("I'm kind of embarassing");
66	"I often see" printf("I never see");
67	"I questioned" printf("I flamed");
68	"development costs" printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)");
69	"IMO" printf("(belch)");
70	"to explain" printf("to give my wacky ideas about");
71	"practically zero" printf("astronomical");
72	"I think" printf("I think. ");
73	"don't think" printf("don't think. ");
74	"do not think." printf("do not think. ");
75	"I am trying" printf("I am flaming");
76	"I've" printf("Commodore has");
77	"Beware the ides of September" printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September");
78	"Sad" printf("Weird");
79	"sad" printf("weird");
80	"I WAS RIGHT" printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT");
81	"aren't" printf("are");
82	"anymore" printf("still");
83	" are " printf(" aren't ");
84	"lost" printf("gained");
85	" low " printf(" high ");
86	" high " printf(" low ");
87	"isn't" printf("is");
88	"all of" printf("none of");
89	"is not" printf("is");
90	"stagnates" printf("flourishes");
91	"never" printf("always");
92	"short-sightedness" printf("genius");
93	"inferior" printf("superior");
94	"superior" printf("inferior");
95	"few " printf("many ");
96	"many" printf("few");
97	"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
98	"different" printf("similar");
99	"the only substantial" printf("one of the many");
100	"best" printf("worst");
101	"worst" printf("best");
102	"except for" printf("including");
103	"worse" printf("better");
104	"better" printf("worse");
105	"nothing" printf("something");
106	"something" printf("nothing");
107	"no longer" printf("still");
108	"biggest" printf("smallest");
109	"high" printf("low");
110	" low" printf(" high");
111	"does not" printf("does");
112	"doesn't" printf("does");
113	"brilliantly" printf("inferiorly");
114	"Avoid" printf("Search out");
115	"lots of" printf("a few");
116	"beautifully" printf("horribly");
117	"wrong" printf("right");
118	"right" printf("wrong");
119	"tight" printf("loose");
120	"loose" printf("tight");
121	"same" printf("different");
122	"disappointing" printf("impressive");
123	"pieces of shit" printf("accomplishments");
124	" NO!" printf(" YES!");
125	"retrogrades" printf("leaps forward");
126	"garbaged" printf("incredible");
127	"reduced to garbage" printf("incredible");
128	"all games" printf("no games");
129	"slow" printf("fast");
130	"fast" printf("slow");
131	"can't" printf("can");
132	"won't" printf("will");
133	"will" printf("won't");
134	" more" printf(" less");
135	"has not" printf("has");
136	%%
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