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-%e 3000
-%p 8000
-%n 2000
-%k 2000
-%a 3000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,:;!?_]
-ES [.:;!?]
-VO [aeiouy]
-CO [bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]
-CC [cdfgjklmnprtz]
-SC [cg]
-HC [bdfhjklmnpqrstvwxz]
-ST [pbtdkg]
-LE [a-zA-Z]
-
-%{
-
- /* English to australian translator */
-
- /* to build with standard at&t lex
- * lex aust.l
- * cc lex.yy.c -ll -o aust
- *
- * to build with flex
- * flex -I aust.l
- * cc lex.yy.c -o aust
- *
- * (flex is a pd version of lex that runs under Unix, VMS and MSDOS.)
- */
-
- /* 16Jan90 - wb - first version, based on biffa.l by
- * Stephen K Mulrine <smulrine@cs.strath.ac.uk> */
- /* 30Jan90 - wb - added more words */
- /* 16Feb90 - wb - converted from jive to aust */
- /* 12Mar90 - wb - added some randomness */
-
-
- /* BW = begin word */
- /* EW = end word */
- /* ES = end sentence */
- /* VO = vowel */
- /* CO = consonant */
- /* CC = end of consonant cluster */
- /* SC = soft consonant (need an 'e') */
- /* HC = hard consonant (does not need an 'e') */
- /* ST = stop */
- /* LE = any letter */
-
-bloody(n)
-int n;
-{
- if (n == 0 || rand() < n)
- printf((rand() < 20000)? "bloody ": "bleedin' ");
-}
-
-say(msg, n)
-char *msg;
-int n;
-{
- if (rand() < n)
- printf("%s", msg);
-}
-
-oi(n)
-int n;
-{
- say(" Blimey!", n);
- while (rand() < n)
- printf(" OI!");
-}
-
-
-%}
-
-%%
-"That is" |
-"That's" printf("Thaz");
-"that is" |
-"that's" printf("thaz");
-bathroom |
-toilet printf("loo");
-{BW}john{EW} printf("%cloo%c", yytext[0], yytext[5]);
-[Aa]lright printf("%clrighty", yytext[0]);
-{BW}mad{EW} printf("%cpissed%c", yytext[0], yytext[4]);
-angry |
-annoyed printf("pissed");
-drunk printf("loaded");
-drank printf("swilled");
-drink printf("swill");
-{BW}beer printf("%cFoster's", yytext[0]); /* Australian for beer, mate */
-"ught to" printf("ughta");
-{BW}train printf("%cland train", yytext[0]);
-ough{EW} printf("o%c", yytext[4]);
-Hello{EW} |
-"Good day"{EW} printf("G'day!");
-hello{EW} |
-"good day"{EW} printf("g'day!");
-"in Austrailia" |
-"to Austrailia" printf("down under");
-{BW}bit{EW} printf("%ctad%c", yytext[0], yytext[4]);
-
-{CO}{CC}{EW} printf("%c'%c", yytext[0], yytext[2]);
-{CO}{CC}ed{EW} printf("%c%s", yytext[0], yytext+2);
-of{EW} printf("o'%c", yytext[2]);
-
-Some{BW}one |
-Someone |
-Guy printf("Dude");
-some{BW}one |
-someone |
-guy printf("dude");
-
-[Ww]ha printf("%co", yytext[0]);
-{BW}esp printf("'sp");
-{BW}Esp printf("'Sp");
-
-{BW}h{LE} printf("%c'%c", yytext[0], yytext[2]);
-off{BW}of printf("offa");
-
-[Yy]our printf("%cer", yytext[0]);
-you{EW} printf("ya%c", yytext[3]);
-my printf("me");
-
-{CO}[ai]{SC}e printf("%coi%ce", yytext[0], yytext[2]);
-{CO}[ai]{HC}e printf("%coi%c", yytext[0], yytext[2]);
-{CO}[ai]{CO}[aiouy] printf("%coi%c%c", yytext[0], yytext[2], yytext[3]);
-r[ai]{CO}{CO} printf("%coi%c%c", yytext[0], yytext[2], yytext[3]);
-{CO}igh{LE} printf("%coi%c", yytext[0], yytext[4]);
-extremely |
-really |
-very printf("roit");
-Extremely |
-Really |
-Very printf("Roit");
-that printf("wot");
-Well printf("Welp");
-baseball |
-football |
-hockey printf("cricket");
-{VO}th({EW}|{VO}) printf("%ct%c", yytext[0], yytext[3]);
-Who printf("Oo");
-{BW}who printf("%c'oo", yytext[0]);
-{LE}{CO}er{EW} printf("%c%ca%c", yytext[0], yytext[1], yytext[4]);
-{VO}{CO}e{BW}to printf("%c%ceda", yytext[0], yytext[1]);
-{VO}{CO}{BW}to printf("%c%c%ca", yytext[0], yytext[1], yytext[1]);
-{BW}[Bb]e{CO}{LE} printf("%c'%s", yytext[0], yytext+3);
-{BW}[Aa]{CO}{LE} printf("%c'%s", yytext[0], yytext+2);
-{BW}[Oo]ne? printf("%c'un", yytext[0]);
-
-{LE}\, {ECHO; say(" moit,", 10000);}
-{BW}an?{EW} {if(rand()<12000){printf(" a ");bloody(0);}else printf("%s",yytext);}
-An?{EW} {if(rand()<12000){printf("A ");bloody(0);}else printf("%s",yytext);}
-(T|({BW}t))he{EW} |
-(T|({BW}t))hose{EW} {ECHO; bloody(12000);}
-
-\!|\? {say(", moit", 6000); ECHO; oi(12000);}
-\. {say(", moit", 2000); ECHO; oi(6000);}
-
-{BW}-*[0-9]+" "*("degrees"|([Ff]{LE}*)){EW} {printf("%c%dc%c",*yytext,((atoi(yytext+1)-24)/9)*5,yytext[strlen(yytext)-1]);}
-
-. printf("%s", yytext);
-\n printf("\n");
-
-%%
-main()
-{
- yylex();
-}
-
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-
-%e 2000
-%p 5000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-
-%{
-
-/*
- * The B1FF filter.
- *
- * Modification History
- *
- * - Created Sat Feb 26 04:02:01 EST 1994 by Dave Baggett <dmb@ai.mit.edu>,
- * who obviously had too much time on his hands. Based on the earlier
- * "jive" filter of unknown origin.
- *
- * -------------------------------------------------------------------------
- * To build the B1FF filter, do the following:
- *
- * lex biff.l
- * cc -o biff lex.yy.c -ll
- * rm lex.yy.c
- *
- * Optionally replace lex and cc above with flex and gcc.
- *
- * To use the executable, pipe stuff to it; e.g.,
- *
- * cat foo | biff
- *
- */
-
-char buf[128];
-int count = 0;
-char WhAt[]="@(#)DAVE BAGGETT-S B1FF!!1 FlLTER + A CHANGE OR 2 BYE BGRIFFIN\n@(#)$Header: b1ff.l,v 1.4 94/05/07 20:42:53 bgriffin Final $";
-
-%}
-
-%%
-
-" and " printf(" + ");
-" plus " printf(" + ");
-"you're" printf("YOUR");
-your printf("UR");
-"it's" printf("1TZ");
-its printf("1T'Z");
-here printf("HEAR");
-hear printf("HERE");
-"they're" printf("THE1R");
-their printf("THERE");
-there printf("THEY'RE");
-was printf("WUZ");
-etc printf("U GET THE 1DEA");
-e[.]g[.] printf("LAIK THIS");
-i[.]e[.] printf("U NOE LAIK");
-" are " printf(" R ");
-"be " printf("B ");
-before printf("B4");
-" to " printf(" 2 ");
-this printf("TH1S");
-like printf("LA1K");
-total printf("TODAL");
-"and I" printf("+ ME");
-
-good printf("K00L");
-okay printf("C00L");
-ok printf("K00L");
-interesting printf("C00L");
-neat printf("Q00L");
-nifty printf("Q00L");
-useful printf("K00L");
-great printf("RAD");
-functional printf("RAD");
-excellent printf("X-L-ENT");
-very printf("TOTALLY");
-quite printf("REAL");
-really printf("REAL");
-new printf("NU");
-recent printf("RAD NU");
-
-result printf("TH1NG");
-ramification printf("TH1NG");
-reason printf("TH1NG");
-conclusion printf("TH1NG");
-results printf("STUFF");
-ramifications printf("STUFF");
-reasons printf("STUFF");
-conclusions printf("STUFF");
-
-files printf("WAREZ");
-program printf("GAME");
-programs printf("WAREZ");
-game printf("KRACKED GAME");
-games printf("GAMEZ");
-[Uu][Nn][Ii][Xx] printf("THE MANEFRA1M O/S");
-[Dd][Oo][Ss] printf("THE VIC-20 TAPE DRIVE SCR1PTER");
-disk printf("TAPE");
-computer printf("VIC-20");
-workstation printf("MANEFRA1M");
-supercomputer printf("MANEFRAM");
-[Cc]ray printf("K1CKASS MANEFRA1M");
-"Connection Machine" printf("TODALY RAD KOMPUTUR BRANE");
-machine printf("VIC-20");
-[Aa][Tt][Aa][Rr][Ii] printf("PEACE UV SH1T ATAR1");
-[Aa][Pp][Pp][Ll][Ee] printf("PEACE UV SH1T APPEL");
-[Aa][Mm][Ii][Gg][Aa] printf("WORKSTASHUN");
-[Mm]acintosh printf("MACK1NTRASH");
-upload printf("U/L");
-download printf("D/L");
-load printf("U/L");
-save printf("D/L");
-send printf("U/L");
-receive printf("D/L");
-ftp printf("XMODEM");
-buy printf("D-L");
-
-[Pp]ascal printf("THAT WUSSY LANGUAGE");
-[Mm]odula.[23] printf("THAT WUSSY SH1T LANGUAGE");
-[Ll]isp printf("THAT KOMPUTUR BRANE LANGUAGE");
-[Ss]cheme printf("THAT TODAL NURD LANGUAGE");
-[Aa]da printf("THAT K00L NU ARMY LANGUAGE");
-[Pp]ost[Ss]cript printf("PRINTUR KODEZ");
-[Aa]ssembly printf("CPU KODE");
-[Aa]ssembler printf("CPU KODE");
-
-newsgroup printf("MESSAGE BASE");
-news printf("MESSAGES");
-thread printf("BOARD");
-[Uu]senet printf("THE MANEFRAIM BOARDZ");
-[Nn]et[Nn]ews printf("THE BOARDZ");
-
-fool printf("LUZER");
-moron printf("LAMER");
-idiot printf("LAMER");
-jerk printf("HOZER");
-dweeb printf("LUZER");
-geek printf("HOZER");
-nerd printf("LUZER");
-
-" man " printf(" D00D ");
-" men " printf(" D00DZ ");
-woman printf("BABE");
-women printf("BABEZ");
-wife printf("BABE");
-husband printf("LOVERD00D");
-girlfriend printf("PEACE");
-boyfriend printf("STUD");
-girl printf("TODAL BABE");
-person printf("D00D");
-people printf("D00DZ");
-friend printf("FRE1ND");
-
-sure printf("SHUR");
-"got to" printf("GOTTA");
-"want to" printf("WANNA");
-"have to" printf("HAFTA");
-have printf("GOT");
-
-"using" printf("UZE1NG");
-
-" car " printf(" WHEELS ");
-" eat " printf(" NARF ");
-
-police printf("P1GZ");
-from printf("FRUM");
-
-human printf("D00D");
-occasionally printf("SUMTIMZ");
-whom printf("WHO");
-whose printf("WHO'S");
-who's printf("WHOSE");
-"who is" printf("WHOSE");
-"ought to" printf("OTTA");
-"need to" printf("GOTTA");
-"should" printf("OTTA");
-"tonight" printf("2NITE");
-together printf("2GETHR");
-tomorrow printf("2MOROW");
-today printf("LAST NITE");
-to-day printf("2DAY");
-" food " printf(" PIZZA ");
-coke printf("MOUNTIN DOO");
-pepsi printf("MOUNTIN DOO");
-caffeine printf("COKE");
-coffee printf("SPEED");
-[Nn]yquil printf("SMACK");
-night printf("NITE");
-
-" believe" printf(" TH1NK");
-phone printf("FONE");
-freak printf("PHREAK");
-[Kk][Ii*-][Bb][Oo*-] printf("THE FONT GUY");
-[nN]et[htw][ar][cer][ke] { /* nethack nettrek netware */
- printf("PACMAN"); }
-chess printf("PONG");
-[Ss]"treet "[Ff]ighter printf("POLL POSIT1ON");
-
-amateur printf("LAMER");
-" of " printf(" UV ");
-what printf("WUT");
-"meta " printf("ALT/CAPSLOCK ");
-
-"talk" printf("1NTERFACE");
-"sort of" printf("SORTA");
-"kind of" printf("K1NDA");
-magazine printf("ZINE");
-
-":^)" ;
-":-)" printf("HAHAHAHA!!1!1!1!!!1!!!");
-"8-)" printf("ITZA JOKE YA NOE");
-
-[dgmnr]"." { *(yytext+1) = 0;
- upcase(yytext);
- sprintf(buf, "%s!",yytext);
- printf(buf);
- }
-
-[efhkpst]"." { *(yytext+1) = 0;
- upcase(yytext);
- sprintf(buf, "%s,",yytext);
- printf(buf);
- }
-
-[bclw]"." { *(yytext+1) = 0;
- upcase(yytext);
- sprintf(buf, "%s...",yytext);
- printf(buf);
- }
-
-[a-e]"?" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("?"); }
-[f-j]"?" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("??"); }
-[k-o]"?" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!?1?"); }
-[p-t]"?" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!?1?!?"); }
-[u-z]"?" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("?1?!?1?!"); }
-[a-e]"!" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!"); }
-[f-j]"!" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!!"); }
-[k-o]"!" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!1!"); }
-[p-t]"!" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!!1!"); }
-[u-z]"!" { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); printf("!1!!1"); }
-";" printf(",");
-"," printf(".");
-"'" ;
-[a-z]":" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
- upcase(yytext);
- sprintf(buf, "%s L1KE:",yytext);
- printf(buf);
- }
-[iI] { count++; if (count % 3 == 0) printf("1"); else printf("I"); }
-oo printf("00");
-0 printf("o");
-"s " printf("Z ");
-"s." printf("Z.");
-cr printf("KR");
-wr printf("R");
-ate printf("8");
-ait printf("8");
-ame printf("A1M");
-ain printf("ANE");
-ade printf("AID");
-four printf("4");
-fore printf("4");
-for printf("4");
-see printf("C");
-seeing printf("CN");
-you printf("U");
-ude printf("00D");
-ule printf("OOL");
-ome printf("UM");
-ose printf("UZE");
-tion printf("SHUN");
-mn printf("M");
-kn printf("N");
-er printf("UR");
-em printf("UM");
-ll printf("L");
-ware printf("WEAR");
-
-. { upcase(yytext); printf(yytext); }
-
-\n printf("\n");
-
-%%
-
-upcase(s)
- char *s;
-{
- while (*s) {
- if (islower(*s))
- *s = toupper(*s);
- s++;
- }
-}
-
-main()
-{
- yylex();
-}
-
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-%e 3000
-%p 6000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-
-%{
- char buf[128];
-
-%}
-
-%%
-ead printf("eed");
-ote printf("urte");
-oad printf("urd");
-ode printf("urde");
-oke printf("urke");
-olk printf("urk");
-one printf("urn");
-al printf("aal");
-OK printf("aal reyt");
-"O.K." printf("all reyt");
-okay printf("aal reyt");
-Okay printf("Aal reyt");
-mother printf("mutha");
-mummy printf("mutha");
-ma{EW} printf("mutha ");
-father printf("fatha");
-dad printf("fatha");
-pa{EW} printf("fatha ");
-telephone printf("furn");
-ph printf("f");
-and printf("un'");
-And printf("Un'");
-only printf("urnly");
-over printf("urva");
-will printf("'ll");
-"You are" printf("Y'a fuckin'");
-"you are" printf("y'a fuckin'");
-"I am" printf("A'm fuckin'");
-"I'm" printf("A'm fuckin'");
-Most printf("Murst");
-most printf("murst");
-murder printf("knack");
-shatter printf("knack");
-damage printf("knack");
-Murder printf("Knack");
-Shatter printf("Knack");
-Damage printf("Knack");
-"Oh yes?" printf("Did yee spill wor pint?");
-[Cc]hinese printf("Chinky");
-"no it isn't" printf("Is it shite");
-"No it is not" printf("Is it shite");
-"It is not" printf("Is it fuck");
-"it is not" printf("is it fuck");
-"It isn't" printf("Is it fuck");
-"it isn't" printf("is it fuck");
-idle printf("ardle");
-rubbish printf("gobshite");
-useless printf("shite");
-"no good" printf("shite");
-shit printf("shite");
-muck printf("shite");
-mouth printf("gob");
-Mouth printf("Gob");
-someone printf("some fukka");
-Someone printf("Some fukka");
-anyone printf("any fukka");
-Anyone printf("Any fukka");
-nobody printf("neewun");
-Nobody printf("Neewun");
-noone printf("neewun");
-Noone printf("Neewun");
-"who is" printf("who tha fuck's");
-"Who is" printf("Who tha fuck's");
-"who are" printf("who tha fuck'a'");
-"Who are" printf("Who tha fuck'a'");
-"Why is" printf("Why tha fuck's");
-"Why is" printf("Why tha fuck's");
-"why are" printf("why tha fuck'a'");
-"Why are" printf("Why tha fuck'a'");
-"when is" printf("when tha fuck's");
-"When is" printf("When tha fuck's");
-"when are" printf("when tha fuck'a'");
-"When are" printf("When tha fuck'a'");
-tough printf("fuckin' hard");
-strong printf("fuckin' hard");
-"! " printf(", ya fuckin' puff! ");
-nothing printf("bugga aal");
-Nothing printf("Bugga aal");
-food printf("grub");
-Food printf("Grub");
-My printf("Ma fuckin'");
-Your printf("Y' fuckin'");
-Our printf("Wor fuckin'");
-throw printf("hoy");
-Throw printf("Hoy");
-lots printf("lurds");
-Lots printf("Lurds");
-" have" printf("'ve");
-Have printf("Hev");
-"don't" printf("divvn't");
-"Don't" printf("Divvn't");
-"isn't" printf("in't");
-"Isn't" printf("In't");
-."self " printf("ssel ");
-girls printf("lasses");
-girl printf("lass");
-boy printf("lad");
-know printf("knaa");
-make printf("maak");
-take printf("tek");
-Take printf("Tek");
-tak printf("tek");
-th[eo]se printf("them");
-broken printf("brerken");
-Broken printf("Brerken");
-broke printf("brerk");
-" tired" printf(" fuckin' knackered");
-gives printf("giz");
-give printf("giz");
-Give printf("Giz");
-giv printf("gizz");
-gave printf("gav");
-TV printf("telly");
-[Ww]ill printf("'ll");
-[Ss]hall printf("'ll");
-more printf("more fuckin'");
-than printf("than fuckin'");
-"can " printf("kin ");
-"Can " printf("Kin ");
-bad printf("bastaad");
-Bad printf("Bastaad");
-nasty printf("bastaad");
-good printf("magic");
-Good printf("Magic");
-great printf("magic");
-Great printf("Magic");
-human printf("yooman");
-woman printf("wumman");
-women printf("wummen");
-" man " printf(" bastaad ");
-football printf("futbaal");
-all printf("aal");
-All printf("Aal");
-"the " printf("the fuckin' ");
-"what is" printf("what the fuck is");
-"What is" printf("What the fuck is");
-"what are" printf("what the fuck are");
-"What are" printf("What the fuck are");
-"The " printf("The fuckin' ");
-"That " printf("That fuckin' ");
-" any" printf(" onny fuckin'");
-poof printf("puff");
-homosexual printf("puff");
-gay printf("puff");
-bisexual printf("semi-puff");
-[Mm]iddlesbrough printf("Boro");
-[Mm]iddlesborough printf("Boro");
-[Gg]ateshead printf("Gaatsed");
-[Nn]ewcastle printf("Neecassl");
-"South Shields" printf("Saath Sheels");
-[Ss]cotland printf("Jock");
-[Ss]cotsman printf("Jocko bastaad");
-[Ss]cottish printf("Jock");
-[Ss]paniard printf("Wop");
-[Ss]panish printf("Wop");
-[Ii]talian printf("Wop");
-[Ss]pain printf("Wopland");
-[Ii]taly printf("Wopland");
-them printf("'em");
-home printf("yem");
-" go " printf(" gaan ");
-going printf("gannin'");
-" gone " printf(" went ");
-trousers printf("kex");
-burnt printf("bornt");
-because printf("cos");
-Because printf("Cos");
-both printf("burth");
-Both printf("Burth");
-" yes " printf(" aye ");
-"Yes " printf("Aye ");
-" no " printf(" ney ");
-"No " printf("Ney ");
-"with " printf("wi' ");
-wrong printf("wrang");
-told printf("telt");
-"bit of a " printf("birruva ");
-"bit of " printf("birra ");
-"You're a" printf("Yorra");
-"You are a" printf("Yorra");
-"you're a" printf("yorra");
-"you are a" printf("yorra");
-"We are" printf("Wur");
-" we are" printf(" wur");
-"What a" printf("Worra");
-"what a" printf("worra");
-your printf("y'");
-"you're" printf("yer");
-you printf("ya");
-" him" printf("'m");
-Your printf("Y'");
-"You're" printf("Yer");
-You printf("Ya");
-" our" printf(" wur");
-"Our" printf("Wur");
-"I won't" printf("Will Ah fuck");
-"I refuse to" printf("Will Ah fuck");
-"I will not" printf("Will Ah fuck");
-"I don't" printf("Do Ah fuck");
-"I do not " printf("Do Ah fuck ");
-"I didn't" printf("Did Ah fuck");
-"I did not " printf("Did Ah fuck ");
-"No." printf("Ney chance.");
-"No!" printf("Ney chance!");
-"I'" printf("Ah'");
-"I " printf("Ah ");
-" my" printf(" ma");
-" me " printf("'us ");
-"We " printf("Wu ");
-" we " printf(" wu ");
-"were " printf("wus ");
-"Were " printf("Wus ");
-bastard printf("bastaad");
-into printf("inter");
-" on " printf("'an ");
-" for " printf(" f' ");
-beer printf("brown");
-" of " printf(" a'");
-[Gg]erman printf("Jorman");
-[Ss]wiss printf("Jorman");
-[Au]strian printf("Jorman");
-right printf("reyt");
-Right printf("Reyt");
-" to " printf(" ter ");
-" hit by " printf(" chinned off ");
-" kill" printf(" fuck");
-" hitt" printf(" fuck");
-" hit " printf(" fucked ");
-" hit" printf(" fuck");
-breast printf("tit");
-bosom printf("tit");
-screwing printf("shaggin'");
-Screwing printf("Shaggin'");
-screw printf("shag");
-kick printf("fuck");
-Kick printf("Fuck");
-"ing " printf("in' ");
-ou printf("er");
-"? " printf(", ya bastaad? ");
-", sir" printf(", pal");
-", dear" printf(", pet");
-[a-m]", " {ECHO;printf("fuck, ");}
-[n-z]", " {ECHO;printf("like, ");}
-. printf(yytext);
-\n printf("\n");
-%%
-main()
-{
- yylex();
-}
+++ /dev/null
-%e 2000
-%p 5000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-
-%{
-/*
-**
-** The buckwheat filter
-** by Benjamin Elijah Griffin 29 March 1995
-**
-** A lex utility written as a favor for a friend. (He provided the
-** rules, I showed him how to make a lex filter out of them.)
-**
-** compile like this:
-** lex buck.l
-** cc -o buck lex.yy.c -ll
-** rm lex.yy.c
-**
-** use like this:
-** buck < infile > outfile
-** or
-** cat infile | <whatever> | buck | <whatever> > outfile
-**
-*/
-
-char WhAt[]="@(#)Benjamin Elijah Griffin's buck filter for buckwheat (c) 1995\n@(#)$Header:$"
-;
-
-%}
-
-%%
-
-okay printf("otay");
-Okay printf("Otay");
-the printf("da");
-The printf("Da");
-ing[ .,;!?] printf("in'%s",yytext+3);
-" for " printf(" po' ");
-" in " printf(" bin ");
-love printf("nub");
-Love printf("Nub");
-" ll" printf(" d");
-Ll printf("D");
-" l" printf(" w");
-L printf("W");
-ll { printf("ww"); /* hmm, do we really want that? */ }
-l { 1+1; /* cutesy null statement */ }
-" ch" printf(" t");
-Ch printf("T");
-" h" printf(" n");
-H printf("H");
-" r"[aeiou] printf("%s",yytext+2);
-R[aeiou] printf("R%s",toupper(*(yytext+1)));
-r[^ .,;!?] printf("%s",yytext+1);
-" t" printf(" d");
-T printf("D");
-" g" printf(" b");
-G printf("B");
-th printf("d");
-n[a-z][ .,;!?] printf("n%s",yytext+2);
-wi printf("bi");
-Wi printf("Bi");
-" sh" printf(" t");
-Sh printf("T");
-" "s[aeiou] printf(" t%s",yytext+2);
-S[aeiou] printf("T%s",yytext+1);
-" "s[qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvbnm] printf(" %s",yytext+2);
-S[qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvbnm] printf("%s",yytext+1);
-" "c[aou] printf(" %s",yytext+2);
-C[aou] printf("C%c",toupper(*(yytext+1)));
-" "r[aeiou] printf(" %s",yytext+2);
-R[aeiou] printf("R%c",toupper(*(yytext+1)));
-
-. printf("%s",yytext);
-
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- yylex();
-}
-
+++ /dev/null
-%{
-#define yywrap() 1
-%}
-
-T [" .!?,"]*
-
-%%
-
-"ass" printf("[BUTTOCKS]");
-"ASS" printf("[BUTTOCKS]");
-"Ass" printf("[BUTTOCKS]");
-"Damn" printf("[CURSE]");
-"damn" printf("[CURSE]");
-"DAMN" printf("[CURSE]");
-"fuck" printf("[FORNICATE]");
-"Fuck" printf("[FORNICATE]");
-"FUCK" printf("[FORNICATE]");
-"shit" printf("[EXCREMENT]");
-"Shit" printf("[EXCREMENT]");
-"SHIT" printf("[EXCREMENT]");
-"bitch" printf("[FEMALE DOG]");
-"Bitch" printf("[FEMALE DOG]");
-"BITCH" printf("[FEMALE DOG]");
-"pecker" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"Pecker" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"PECKER" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"nipple" printf("[MAMMARY OUTLET]");
-"Nipple" printf("[MAMMARY OUTLET]");
-"NIPPLE" printf("[MAMMARY OUTLET]");
-"breast" printf("[BUSOM]");
-"Breash" printf("[BUSOM]");
-"BREAST" printf("[BUSOM]");
-"fucking" printf("[FORNICATING]");
-"Fucking" printf("[FORNICATING]");
-"FUCKING" printf("[FORNICATING]");
-"fucked" printf("[FORNICATED]");
-"Fucked" printf("[FORNICATED]");
-"FUCKED" printf("[FORNICATED]");
-"damned" printf("[CURSED]");
-"Damned" printf("[CURSED]");
-"DAMNED" printf("[CURSED]");
-"damning" printf("[CURSING]");
-"Damning" printf("[CURSING]");
-"DAMNING" printf("[CURSING]");
-"piss" printf("[URINATE]");
-"Piss" printf("[URINATE]");
-"PISS" printf("[URINATE]");
-"asshole" printf("[DONKEY BUTTOCKS]");
-"Asshole" printf("[DONKEY BUTTOCKS]");
-"ASSHOLE" printf("[DONKEY BUTTOCKS]");
-"prick" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"Prick" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"PRICK" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"cock" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"Cock" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"COCK" printf("[PHALLUS]");
-"pussy" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"Pussy" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"PUSSY" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"twat" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"Twat" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"TWAT" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"cunt" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"Cunt" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"CUNT" printf("[VAGINA]");
-"dick" printf("[RICHARD]");
-"Dick" printf("[RICHARD]");
-"DICK" printf("[RICHARD]");
-"cum" printf("[EJACULATE]");
-"Cum" printf("[EJACULATE]");
-"CUM" printf("[EJACULATE]");
-"jack off" printf("[MASTERBATE]");
-"Jack Off" printf("[MASTERBATE]");
-"JACK OFF" printf("[MASTERBATE]");
-"wet dream" printf("[NOCTURNAL EMISSION]");
-"Wet Dream" printf("[NOCTURNAL EMISSION]");
-"WET DREAM" printf("[NOCTURNAL EMISSION]");
-"jerk off" printf("[MASTERBATE]");
-"Jerk Off" printf("[MASTERBATE]");
-"JERK OFF" printf("[MASTERBATE]");
-"bastard" printf("[ILLEGITIMATE CHILD]");
-"Bastard" printf("[ILLEGITIMATE CHILD]");
-"BASTARD" printf("[ILLEGITIMATE CHILD]");
-"slut" printf("[WANTON WOMAN]");
-"Slut" printf("[WANTON WOMAN]");
-"SLUT" printf("[WANTON WOMAN]");
-"whore" printf("[PROSTITUTE]");
-"Whore" printf("[PROSTITUTE]");
-"WHORE" printf("[PROSTITUTE]");
-"suck" printf("[INHALE]");
-"Suck" printf("[INHALE]");
-"SUCK" printf("[INHALE]");
-"blow" printf("[EXHALE]");
-"Blow" printf("[EXHALE]");
-"BLOW" printf("[EXHALE]");
-. ECHO;
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- srand(getpid());
- yylex();
-}
+++ /dev/null
-%{
-/* chef.x - convert English on stdin to Mock Swedish on stdout
- *
- * The WC definition matches any word character, and the NW definition matches
- * any non-word character. Two start conditions are maintained: INW (in word)
- * and NIW (not in word). The first rule passes TeX commands without change.
- *
- * HISTORY
- *
- * Apr 26, 1993; John Hagerman: Added ! and ? to the Bork Bork Bork rule.
- *
- * Apr 15, 1992; John Hagerman: Created.
- */
-
-static int i_seen = 0;
-%}
-
-WC [A-Za-z']
-NW [^A-Za-z']
-
-%start INW NIW
-
-%%
-
-\\[^ \n]+ ECHO;
-
-{NW} { BEGIN NIW; i_seen = 0; ECHO; }
-[.!?]$ { BEGIN NIW; i_seen = 0;
- printf("%c\nBork Bork Bork!",yytext[0]); }
-
-<NIW>"bork"/{NW} ECHO;
-<NIW>"Bork"/{NW} ECHO;
-
-"an" { BEGIN INW; printf("un"); }
-"An" { BEGIN INW; printf("Un"); }
-"au" { BEGIN INW; printf("oo"); }
-"Au" { BEGIN INW; printf("Oo"); }
-"a"/{WC} { BEGIN INW; printf("e"); }
-"A"/{WC} { BEGIN INW; printf("E"); }
-"en"/{NW} { BEGIN INW; printf("ee"); }
-<INW>"ew" { BEGIN INW; printf("oo"); }
-<INW>"e"/{NW} { BEGIN INW; printf("e-a"); }
-<NIW>"e" { BEGIN INW; printf("i"); }
-<NIW>"E" { BEGIN INW; printf("I"); }
-<INW>"f" { BEGIN INW; printf("ff"); }
-<INW>"ir" { BEGIN INW; printf("ur"); }
-<INW>"i" { BEGIN INW; printf(i_seen++ ? "i" : "ee"); }
-<INW>"ow" { BEGIN INW; printf("oo"); }
-<NIW>"o" { BEGIN INW; printf("oo"); }
-<NIW>"O" { BEGIN INW; printf("Oo"); }
-<INW>"o" { BEGIN INW; printf("u"); }
-"the" { BEGIN INW; printf("zee"); }
-"The" { BEGIN INW; printf("Zee"); }
-"th"/{NW} { BEGIN INW; printf("t"); }
-<INW>"tion" { BEGIN INW; printf("shun"); }
-<INW>"u" { BEGIN INW; printf("oo"); }
-<INW>"U" { BEGIN INW; printf("Oo"); }
-"v" { BEGIN INW; printf("f"); }
-"V" { BEGIN INW; printf("F"); }
-"w" { BEGIN INW; printf("v"); }
-"W" { BEGIN INW; printf("V"); }
-
-. { BEGIN INW; ECHO; }
+++ /dev/null
-%{
-/*
- * Lex filter to transform plain English into Cockney English.
- * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only.
- *
- * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein.
- *
- * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
- */
-%}
-
-BW [ \t\n]
-SP [ \t]+
-EW [ \t.,;!\?$]
-
-%Start junk
-
-%%
-<junk>. { srandom(time(0L)); unput(yytext[0]); BEGIN 0; }
-{BW}[Tt]he{EW} { ECHO; bloody(); }
-{BW}[Ss]teal{EW} { printf("%c%cick",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5);
- eos();
- }
-{BW}[Ss]tole{EW} { printf("%c%cicked",yytext[0],yytext[1]-5);
- eos();
- }
-{BW}tired pooped();
-{BW}were{EW} |
-{BW}was{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-[Hh]ello printf("'%cllo", caseify('u'));
-{BW}[Hh] printf("%c'",yytext[0]);
-{BW}[Yy]our{EW} { printf("%.2ser",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}it{EW} { printf("%.2s'",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}go{EW} { printf("%.2sow",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}and{EW} { printf("%c'n'",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-{BW}my{EW} { printf("%.2se",yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}th(is|at){EW} { printf("%.5s", yytext); eos(); }
-{BW}[Ww]e{SP}went{EW} |
-{BW}[Ww]e{SP}had{EW} |
-{BW}[Ww]e{SP}did{EW} { printf("%.*s",yyleng-1,yytext);
- set_did(2);
- eos();
- }
-{BW}I{SP}went{EW} |
-{BW}I{SP}had{EW} |
-{BW}I{SP}did{EW} { I();
- printf(" did");
- set_did(1);
- eos();
- }
-{BW}I{EW} { I(); eos(); }
-
-[Yy]ou{SP}[^aeiouy] { printf("%c'", yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-[Ww]hat{SP}are{EW} { printf("%cotta", yytext[0]); eos(); }
-
-{BW}other |
-[MmNnRr]other printf("%cuvver",yytext[0]);
-[MmSs]outh printf("%cowf", yytext[0]);
-[cYy]outh printf("%coof", yytext[0]);
-[^o]uth printf("%.2sf",yytext);
-{BW}th[^e] |
-[AaEeIiOo]th[^em] { printf("%cf",yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-oothe |
-e[ei]the { printf("%c%cve", yytext[0], yytext[0]); }
-ooth |
-eeth { printf("%c%cf", yytext[0], yytext[0]); }
-[aei]the { printf("%cvv",yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-th putchar('v');
-a[km]e{EW} { printf("i%ce",yytext[1]); eos(); }
-[^r][Oo]ld printf("%.2swld",yytext);
-[^AaEeIiOoUu][uo]nd[a-z] printf("%cunn%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
-ing{EW} { printf("in'"); eos(); }
-[^dg]get+[^h] printf("%cge'%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
-ail printf("aiw");
-any printf("enny");
-[rSs]ay{EW} { printf("%cigh",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-way printf("why");
-[BbHh]it{EW} { printf("%ci'",yytext[0]); eos(); }
-ait{EW} { printf("ite"); eos(); }
-ime{EW} { printf("oime"); eos(); }
-[^e]ize[^n] printf("%coize%c",yytext[0],yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[^e]ight printf("%coit",*yytext);
-[a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
- printf("%s roit?",yytext);
- clear_did();
- }
-[a-z]"." { printf("%c", yytext[0]); dintI(); }
-\n printf("\n");
-
-%%
-
-eos()
-{
- if (yytext[yyleng-1] == '.')
- dintI();
- else
- unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-plastc()
-{
- unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-caseify(c)
-char c;
-{
- if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
- return (c - ' ');
- else
- return (c);
-}
-
-
-I()
-{
-/* extern long random(); */
-
- if (random() % 100 < 20)
- printf("%cOy",yytext[0]);
- else
- printf("%cI",yytext[0]);
-}
-
-static short b_count = 0;
-static short b_which = 0;
-
-bloody()
-{
- if (b_count++ % 2 == 0) {
- switch (b_which++ % 4) {
- case 0: printf("bloody "); break;
- case 1: printf("flinkin' "); break;
- case 2: printf("bleedin' "); break;
- case 3: printf("soddin' "); break;
- }
- }
-}
-
-static short did = 0;
-
-set_did(val)
-{
- did = val;
-}
-
-clear_did()
-{
- did = 0;
-}
-
-dintI()
-{
-/* extern long random(); */
-
- if ((did == 1) && (random() % 100 < 50))
- printf(", didn'I?");
- else if ((did == 2) && (random() % 100 < 50))
- printf(", din't we?");
- else
- printf(".");
- clear_did();
-}
-
-pooped()
-{
-/* extern long random(); */
-
- switch (random() % 3) {
- case 0:
- printf("%cknackered", yytext[0]);
- break;
- case 1:
- printf("%cshagged out", yytext[0]);
- break;
- case 2:
- printf("%cdone in", yytext[0]);
- break;
- }
-}
-
-expletive()
-{
-/*
-Blimey
-Stright a light
-'Strewth
-Cor blimey
-*/
-}
+filters (2.6) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ *
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Fri, 10 Sep 1999 21:25:47 -0700
+
+filters (2.5) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * eleet: w -> \/\/
+ * Spelling correction patch from Edward Betts <edward@debian.org>
+ (closes: #38850)
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Thu, 3 Jun 1999 13:03:02 -0700
+
+filters (2.4) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * chef: say "knooeeng" for "knowing", and in general say "oo" for "ow".
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Wed, 19 May 1999 17:20:07 -0700
+
+filters (2.3) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Added kraut filter (free version found).
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Wed, 17 Mar 1999 15:52:05 -0800
+
+filters (2.2) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * fixed Makefile to add . to PATH before running makesample.sh, because it
+ called jibberish, which looks only in /usr/games for the filters, and if
+ you're building filters w/o the package installed, they won't be there
+ and the build will fail. Whew! (closes: #33758)
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Fri, 26 Feb 1999 00:17:24 -0800
+
+filters (2.1) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Added upside down filter, which well, turns text upside down.
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Sat, 20 Feb 1999 18:22:43 -0800
+
+filters (2.0) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Re-wrote the eleet, chef, b1ff filters in perl, dropped all the rest
+ (except jethro); they will be in filters-nonfree now. This was done
+ due to copyright problems in the original filters.
+ * Fixes important bug #32333
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Sun, 24 Jan 1999 13:13:17 -0800
+
+filters (1.8) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Added jibberish meta-filter by Raul Miller <rdm@test.legislate.com>.
+ (#24677)
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Fri, 4 Dec 1998 15:18:09 -0800
+
+filters (1.7) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Renamed mb to marc-barrett to eliminate namespace pollution.
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Wed, 15 Apr 1998 00:23:38 -0700
+
+filters (1.6) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Added eleet filter, thanks to Jeremy Worrells <jworrell@priacc.com>.
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Fri, 6 Mar 1998 11:41:29 -0800
+
+filters (1.5) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Updated standards-version.
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Mon, 9 Feb 1998 13:38:55 -0800
+
+filters (1.4) unstable; urgency=low
+
+ * Use debhelper.
+
+ -- Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org> Sat, 7 Feb 1998 19:38:35 -0800
+
filters (1.3) unstable; urgency=low
* Libc6.
+++ /dev/null
-# Edit this file to configure debian/rules to build a package.
-# No modification of debian/rules should be neccessary. (Famous last words!)
-#
-# File by Joey Hess <joeyh@master.debian.org>
-
-# What is the name of this package?
-package=filters
-
-# Files that go in directories under /doc.
-docs=README ky00te.dir/README.ky00te SAMPLES
-copyright=debian/copyright
-
-# What file must exist in the current directory if the package is
-# properly unpacked here?
-test_file=makesample.sh
-
-# Does this package build from an Imakefile?
-# If so, uncomment the line below.
-#use_imakefile=y
-
-# Does this package build from a Configure script?
-# If so, uncomment the line below and enter the command to run to run the
-# Configure script (ie: "./Configure")
-#use_configure=./Configure
-
-# What commands to run to build the package?
-define build_command
- $(MAKE)
- $(MAKE) samples
-endef
-
-# What commands to run to clean up after a build?
-define clean_command
- -$(MAKE) -i clean
-endef
-
-# List here any files that must be removed during "debian/rules clean"
-# that clean_command doesn't take care of.
-clean_files=
-
-# List here any files that should be preserved during a build, and restored
-# to their original state during a clean. For example, if the package comes
-# with both an Imakefile and a Makefile, and xmkmf is run, list the original
-# Makefile here so it will be backed up before it is overwritten my xmkmf.
-preserve_files=
-
-# What command to run to install the package into debian/tmp?
-# You might want to edit the package's Makefile and add $(PREFIX)
-# to all the paths it installs files to. or, you can just write
-# your own install commands here instead.
-#
-# Note that debian/* and the files in /usr/doc will be installed
-# properly for you, you don't need to do that here.
-#
-define install_command
- $(MAKE) PREFIX=debian/tmp install
-endef
-
-# After being installed in debian/tmp, everything is chowned to root.root,
-# and chmod g-ws is run on everyything. Enter below any chmod commands you
-# need to run to set files to the proper permissions. This is where you
-# can make programs be suid, etc.
-# (Note that these commands will be run as root.)
-define ch_commands
-endef
+++ /dev/null
-%{
-/* Title: English to Texan translator
- * Author: Adam Hudd (adam@dadhb1.ti.com)
- * Date: 5 March 1991
- * Version: 1.0
- *
- * Input: stdin
- * Output: stdout
- * compile: flex -iL drawl.l ; cc -O lex.yy.c -o drawl
- */
-
-#include <stdio.h>
-#include <ctype.h>
-
-void changeCase();
-%}
-%%
-(^|" ")"American" changeCase(" Amerkin");
-(^|" ")"California" changeCase(" Caleyfornyuh");
-(^|" ")"Dallas" changeCase(" Big D.");
-(^|" ")"Fort Worth" changeCase(" Fowert Wurth");
-(^|" ")"Houston" changeCase(" Useton");
-(^|" ")"I don't know" changeCase(" I-O-no");
-(^|" ")"I will"|" I'll" changeCase(" Ahl");
-(^|" ")"I would" changeCase(" Ahd");
-(^|" ")"I " changeCase(" Ah ");
-(^|" ")"I'm "|" I am " changeCase(" Ahm ");
-(^|" ")"I've "|" I have " changeCase(" Ahv ");
-(^|" ")"Mexico" changeCase(" Messyco");
-(^|" ")"San Antonio" changeCase(" Santone");
-(^|" ")"TV"|" television"|" telly" changeCase(" tayvay");
-(^|" ")"Texan" changeCase(" Texun");
-(^|" ")"Texas" changeCase(" Teksus");
-(^|" ")"a while " changeCase(" uhwahl ");
-(^|" ")"a " changeCase(" uh ");
-(^|" ")"about" changeCase(" bout");
-(^|" ")"adult" changeCase(" a-dult");
-(^|" ")"afraid" changeCase(" frayed");
-(^|" ")"and " changeCase(" an ");
-(^|" ")"anniversary" changeCase(" anavarsry");
-(^|" ")"any " changeCase(" no ");
-(^|" ")"anywhere" changeCase(" anywhare");
-(^|" ")"appreciate" changeCase(" preshate");
-(^|" ")"april" changeCase(" abrul");
-(^|" ")"are going to" changeCase(" sargunna");
-(^|" ")"are known" changeCase(" iz node");
-(^|" ")"are " changeCase(" is ");
-(^|" ")"aren't you" changeCase(" arncha");
-(^|" ")"at them" changeCase(" attum");
-(^|" ")"august" changeCase(" awg-ghust");
-(^|" ")"away" changeCase(" awf");
-(^|" ")"awkward" changeCase(" aukerd");
-(^|" ")"bad" changeCase(" bayud");
-(^|" ")"ball" changeCase(" bawl");
-(^|" ")"baptists" changeCase(" babtusses");
-(^|" ")"barbed" changeCase(" bob");
-(^|" ")"be " changeCase(" bay ");
-(^|" ")"bear" changeCase(" bayur");
-(^|" ")"beautiful" changeCase(" butiful");
-(^|" ")"because" changeCase(" cuz");
-(^|" ")"believe" changeCase(" bleeve");
-(^|" ")"bitty" changeCase(" biddy");
-(^|" ")"black" changeCase(" blaak");
-(^|" ")"blue" changeCase(" bulloo");
-(^|" ")"born" changeCase(" bornd");
-(^|" ")"brake" changeCase(" brayke");
-(^|" ")"break" changeCase(" brayke");
-(^|" ")"brick" changeCase(" breck");
-(^|" ")"brighter" changeCase(" brotter");
-(^|" ")"bringing" changeCase(" brangin");
-(^|" ")"brown" changeCase(" braoyone");
-(^|" ")"building" changeCase(" bildun");
-(^|" ")"bulb" changeCase(" bub");
-(^|" ")"call you " changeCase(" cawya ");
-(^|" ")"called you " changeCase(" cawdja ");
-(^|" ")"camera" changeCase(" Instuhmatik");
-(^|" ")"can't" changeCase(" kaynt");
-(^|" ")"can't"|" can not"|" cannot" changeCase(" kaynt");
-(^|" ")"capital" changeCase(" captul");
-(^|" ")"car " changeCase(" cawer ");
-(^|" ")"catch" changeCase(" ketch");
-(^|" ")"chair" changeCase(" chayer");
-(^|" ")"cheer" changeCase(" chair");
-(^|" ")"chicken" changeCase(" chikun");
-(^|" ")"child" changeCase(" kid");
-(^|" ")"children" changeCase(" kids");
-(^|" ")"clean" changeCase(" klane");
-(^|" ")"climate" changeCase(" kliment");
-(^|" ")"cold" changeCase(" code");
-(^|" ")"darker" changeCase(" dawerker");
-(^|" ")"deaf" changeCase(" dayuf");
-(^|" ")"death" changeCase(" dayuth");
-(^|" ")"december" changeCase(" deceyumbur");
-(^|" ")"definite" changeCase(" defnut");
-(^|" ")"did not"|" didn't" changeCase(" didunt");
-(^|" ")"did you" changeCase(" dja");
-(^|" ")"didn't it" changeCase(" diduhnit");
-(^|" ")"different" changeCase(" difernt");
-(^|" ")"difficult" changeCase(" difahkult");
-(^|" ")"divide" changeCase(" duhvide");
-(^|" ")"does" changeCase(" duz");
-(^|" ")"doesn't" changeCase(" don't");
-(^|" ")"dog " changeCase(" dawg ");
-(^|" ")"I don't care" changeCase(" don't make no nevur mind to may ");
-(^|" ")"door" changeCase(" dower");
-(^|" ")"dreaming" changeCase(" draimun");
-(^|" ")"drink" changeCase(" drank");
-(^|" ")"drinking" changeCase(" drankin");
-(^|" ")"drive" changeCase(" drahv");
-(^|" ")"eight" changeCase(" ate");
-(^|" ")"eighteen" changeCase(" a-tane");
-(^|" ")"eighth" changeCase(" athd");
-(^|" ")"eighty" changeCase(" ady");
-(^|" ")"eleven" changeCase(" lebum");
-(^|" ")"entire" changeCase(" entahr");
-(^|" ")"especially" changeCase(" speshuly");
-(^|" ")"even" changeCase(" evun");
-(^|" ")"evening" changeCase(" eevnun");
-(^|" ")"eventually" changeCase(" eventchly");
-(^|" ")"ever" changeCase(" evur");
-(^|" ")"every once in a while" changeCase(" evurwonsinawhahl");
-(^|" ")"every" changeCase(" evur");
-(^|" ")"exactly" changeCase(" zakly");
-(^|" ")"executive" changeCase(" zekatuv");
-(^|" ")"eye " changeCase(" ah ");
-(^|" ")"father" changeCase(" papa");
-(^|" ")"february" changeCase(" febberyawary");
-(^|" ")"fell " changeCase(" fayul ");
-(^|" ")"fifteen" changeCase(" fiftane");
-(^|" ")"fifth" changeCase(" fifd");
-(^|" ")"fifty" changeCase(" fifdy");
-(^|" ")"fight" changeCase(" fite");
-(^|" ")"figure" changeCase(" figger");
-(^|" ")"filling" changeCase(" fillin");
-(^|" ")"fine" changeCase(" fahn");
-(^|" ")"fire" changeCase(" far");
-(^|" ")"first" changeCase(" fursd");
-(^|" ")"five" changeCase(" fav");
-(^|" ")"fixing" changeCase(" fixin");
-(^|" ")"flower" changeCase(" flare");
-(^|" ")"follow" changeCase(" faller");
-(^|" ")"for " changeCase(" fahwar ");
-(^|" ")"forget" changeCase(" fergit");
-(^|" ")"fork" changeCase(" fowerk");
-(^|" ")"forty" changeCase(" fardy");
-(^|" ")"four" changeCase(" fower");
-(^|" ")"fourteen" changeCase(" fortane");
-(^|" ")"fourth" changeCase(" fowerth");
-(^|" ")"freeze" changeCase(" fraze");
-(^|" ")"friday" changeCase(" frydy");
-(^|" ")"from" changeCase(" frum");
-(^|" ")"front" changeCase(" frunt");
-(^|" ")"gas" changeCase(" gayus");
-(^|" ")"geography" changeCase(" joggerfee");
-(^|" ")"get a hold of you" changeCase(" gittaholdayew");
-(^|" ")"get" changeCase(" git");
-(^|" ")"going to" changeCase(" gunna");
-(^|" ")"going to" changeCase(" mona");
-(^|" ")"gold" changeCase(" gode");
-(^|" ")"got to " changeCase(" gotta ");
-(^|" ")"green" changeCase(" grane");
-(^|" ")"grey"|" gray" changeCase(" graey");
-(^|" ")"guests" changeCase(" guesss");
-(^|" ")"guitar" changeCase(" gitahwer");
-(^|" ")"gulf" changeCase(" guf");
-(^|" ")"hard" changeCase(" hayud");
-(^|" ")"have a " changeCase(" havuh ");
-(^|" ")"have not"|" haven't" changeCase(" habumt");
-(^|" ")"have " changeCase(" hav ");
-(^|" ")"he " changeCase(" hay ");
-(^|" ")"headed" changeCase(" hardud");
-(^|" ")"here" changeCase(" hare");
-(^|" ")"high" changeCase(" ha");
-(^|" ")"hour" changeCase(" air");
-(^|" ")"how are you" changeCase(" hyeru");
-(^|" ")"how do you do " changeCase(" howdee ");
-(^|" ")"huh!" changeCase(" hawh!");
-(^|" ")"huh?" changeCase(" hawh?");
-(^|" ")"hundred" changeCase(" hunnerd");
-(^|" ")"if I " changeCase(" fah ");
-(^|" ")"if it " changeCase(" hifit ");
-(^|" ")"if you" changeCase(" few");
-(^|" ")"if " changeCase(" hif ");
-"ing " changeCase("in' ");
-(^|" ")"ignorance" changeCase(" ignernt");
-(^|" ")"indian" changeCase(" hinyun");
-(^|" ")"inside" changeCase(" n-sod");
-(^|" ")"instead of" changeCase(" instudda");
-(^|" ")"institute" changeCase(" instatoot");
-(^|" ")"intersection" changeCase(" innersekshun");
-(^|" ")"is a " changeCase(" izza ");
-(^|" ")"is it " changeCase(" izit ");
-(^|" ")"is that " changeCase(" izzat ");
-(^|" ")"is that right " changeCase(" zatrot ");
-(^|" ")"is " changeCase(" iz ");
-(^|" ")"isn't it " changeCase(" hiduhnit ");
-(^|" ")"it appears" changeCase(" pears");
-(^|" ")"it would" changeCase(" hid");
-(^|" ")"it " changeCase(" hit ");
-(^|" ")"it'd " changeCase(" hid ");
-(^|" ")"it's"|" it is" changeCase(" hit's");
-(^|" ")"jail" changeCase(" jayul");
-(^|" ")"january" changeCase(" janyawary");
-(^|" ")"jeans" changeCase(" janes");
-(^|" ")"jet" changeCase(" jeyut");
-(^|" ")"jewelry" changeCase(" julry");
-(^|" ")"july" changeCase(" djoolie");
-(^|" ")"june" changeCase(" djoon");
-(^|" ")"just" changeCase(" gist");
-(^|" ")"kind of" changeCase(" kinduh");
-(^|" ")"king" changeCase(" kang");
-(^|" ")"library" changeCase(" liberry");
-(^|" ")"lie" changeCase(" lah");
-(^|" ")"life" changeCase(" lahf");
-(^|" ")"light" changeCase(" lot");
-(^|" ")"lighter" changeCase(" lahter");
-(^|" ")"like" changeCase(" lahk");
-(^|" ")"little" changeCase(" liddel");
-(^|" ")"log" changeCase(" lawg");
-(^|" ")"lot of" changeCase(" lottuh");
-(^|" ")"lots of" changeCase(" lotsa");
-(^|" ")"love" changeCase(" luv");
-(^|" ")"mall" changeCase(" mawl");
-(^|" ")"march" changeCase(" martch");
-(^|" ")"material" changeCase(" mahtearyul");
-(^|" ")"may" changeCase(" maey");
-(^|" ")"me " changeCase(" may ");
-(^|" ")"mile" changeCase(" mahl");
-(^|" ")"minute" changeCase(" minent");
-(^|" ")"monday" changeCase(" mundy");
-(^|" ")"mosquito" changeCase(" skeeter");
-(^|" ")"moss" changeCase(" mawce");
-(^|" ")"mother" changeCase(" ma");
-(^|" ")"mroone" changeCase(" maroon");
-(^|" ")"my " changeCase(" mah ");
-(^|" ")"myself" changeCase(" mahsef");
-(^|" ")"never" changeCase(" nevur");
-(^|" ")"nine" changeCase(" nahn");
-(^|" ")"nineteen" changeCase(" nontane");
-(^|" ")"nineth" changeCase(" nonth");
-(^|" ")"ninety" changeCase(" nondy");
-(^|" ")"no " changeCase(" naw ");
-(^|" ")"nothing" changeCase(" nuthun");
-(^|" ")"november" changeCase(" noveyumbur");
-(^|" ")"ocean" changeCase(" oshun");
-(^|" ")"october" changeCase(" oktobur");
-(^|" ")"of " changeCase(" uh ");
-(^|" ")"off" changeCase(" awf");
-(^|" ")"oil" changeCase(" all");
-(^|" ")"old " changeCase(" ode ");
-(^|" ")"one of " changeCase(" wunna ");
-(^|" ")"one " changeCase(" wun ");
-(^|" ")"only" changeCase(" monly");
-(^|" ")"opposite" changeCase(" opsit");
-(^|" ")"orange" changeCase(" arnjuh");
-(^|" ")"over there" changeCase(" ovare");
-(^|" ")"over" changeCase(" ovur");
-(^|" ")"parking" changeCase(" parkin");
-(^|" ")"people" changeCase(" paypul");
-(^|" ")"picture" changeCase(" pitchur");
-(^|" ")"pillow" changeCase(" pillar");
-(^|" ")"pine" changeCase(" pahn");
-(^|" ")"pink" changeCase(" pank");
-(^|" ")"please" changeCase(" playze");
-(^|" ")"pretty" changeCase(" purdy");
-(^|" ")"probably" changeCase(" probly");
-(^|" ")"purple" changeCase(" burpel");
-(^|" ")"queen" changeCase(" kwane");
-(^|" ")"quit" changeCase(" kewyut");
-(^|" ")"rather" changeCase(" ruthur");
-(^|" ")"ready" changeCase(" reddy");
-(^|" ")"real" changeCase(" reeyul");
-(^|" ")"really" changeCase(" rilly");
-(^|" ")"red" changeCase(" rayud");
-(^|" ")"right" changeCase(" rot");
-(^|" ")"ring" changeCase(" rang");
-(^|" ")"said" changeCase(" sayud");
-(^|" ")"sale" changeCase(" sayul");
-(^|" ")"sale"|" sail"|" sell" changeCase(" sayul");
-(^|" ")"saturday" changeCase(" sadderdy");
-(^|" ")"school" changeCase(" skoo");
-(^|" ")"screen" changeCase(" skrane");
-(^|" ")"second" changeCase(" sekunt");
-(^|" ")"see" changeCase(" say");
-(^|" ")"september" changeCase(" ceptimbur");
-(^|" ")"seven" changeCase(" sebum");
-(^|" ")"seventeen" changeCase(" sebumtane");
-(^|" ")"seventh" changeCase(" sebumthd");
-(^|" ")"seventy" changeCase(" sebumdy");
-(^|" ")"she" changeCase(" shay");
-(^|" ")"shirt" changeCase(" churt");
-(^|" ")"sign" changeCase(" sahn");
-(^|" ")"silver" changeCase(" seeyulvur");
-(^|" ")"sit" changeCase(" set");
-(^|" ")"sixteen" changeCase(" sickstane");
-(^|" ")"sixth" changeCase(" sicksed");
-(^|" ")"sixty" changeCase(" sicksdy");
-(^|" ")"siz" changeCase(" sicks");
-(^|" ")"smell" changeCase(" smayul");
-(^|" ")"smile" changeCase(" smahl");
-(^|" ")"softer" changeCase(" sowftur");
-(^|" ")"some of those" changeCase(" sumoze");
-(^|" ")"some" changeCase(" sum");
-(^|" ")"something" changeCase(" sumpn");
-(^|" ")"sometime" changeCase(" sumtom");
-(^|" ")"south" changeCase(" saowth");
-(^|" ")"speak" changeCase(" spake");
-(^|" ")"spring" changeCase(" sprang");
-(^|" ")"sprinkle" changeCase(" sprankul");
-(^|" ")"stadium" changeCase(" stadyum");
-(^|" ")"station" changeCase(" stayshun");
-(^|" ")"string" changeCase(" strang");
-(^|" ")"sunday" changeCase(" sundy");
-(^|" ")"sure" changeCase(" shore");
-(^|" ")"tale"|" tail" changeCase(" tayul");
-(^|" ")"talk" changeCase(" tawk");
-(^|" ")"talking" changeCase(" tawkin");
-(^|" ")"tall" changeCase(" tahl");
-(^|" ")"tan" changeCase(" tayun");
-(^|" ")"ten" changeCase(" teyun");
-(^|" ")"tenth" changeCase(" teyunth");
-(^|" ")"terible" changeCase(" tarbul");
-(^|" ")"terrible" changeCase(" tarbul");
-(^|" ")"that is"|" that's" changeCase(" thets");
-(^|" ")"that" changeCase(" thet");
-(^|" ")"the only" changeCase(" thonly");
-(^|" ")"the other" changeCase(" thuther");
-(^|" ")"the" changeCase(" thuh");
-(^|" ")"their" changeCase(" thur");
-(^|" ")"there" changeCase(" thare");
-(^|" ")"there" changeCase(" thayure");
-(^|" ")"they" changeCase(" thay");
-(^|" ")"thing" changeCase(" thang");
-(^|" ")"think" changeCase(" thank");
-(^|" ")"third" changeCase(" thurd");
-(^|" ")"thirteen" changeCase(" thurtane");
-(^|" ")"thirty" changeCase(" thurdy");
-(^|" ")"this" changeCase(" thus");
-(^|" ")"those" changeCase(" them");
-(^|" ")"thousand" changeCase(" thousun");
-(^|" ")"three" changeCase(" thray");
-(^|" ")"through" changeCase(" thoo");
-(^|" ")"throw" changeCase(" thow");
-(^|" ")"throw" changeCase(" throw");
-(^|" ")"thrown" changeCase(" thowed");
-(^|" ")"thursday" changeCase(" thursdy");
-(^|" ")"tie" changeCase(" tah");
-(^|" ")"tied" changeCase(" tahd");
-(^|" ")"tight" changeCase(" tot");
-(^|" ")"time" changeCase(" tom");
-(^|" ")"to " changeCase(" tuh ");
-(^|" ")"today" changeCase(" tuhday");
-(^|" ")"toilet" changeCase(" outhouse");
-(^|" ")"told" changeCase(" tode");
-(^|" ")"tommorrow" changeCase(" tuhmorrow");
-(^|" ")"tree" changeCase(" tray");
-(^|" ")"truck" changeCase(" truk");
-(^|" ")"tuesday" changeCase(" chewsdy");
-(^|" ")"twelve" changeCase(" twayulv");
-(^|" ")"twenty" changeCase(" twindy");
-(^|" ")"two " changeCase(" tew ");
-(^|" ")"understand" changeCase(" understaynd");
-(^|" ")"used to" changeCase(" ustuh");
-(^|" ")"vehicle" changeCase(" vee-hicul");
-(^|" ")"victory" changeCase(" viktray");
-(^|" ")"violation" changeCase(" vahlayshun");
-(^|" ")"virtual" changeCase(" vurchul");
-(^|" ")"want to " changeCase(" wonna ");
-(^|" ")"was that" changeCase(" wuzzat");
-(^|" ")"was" changeCase(" wuz");
-(^|" ")"wash" changeCase(" wartch");
-(^|" ")"water" changeCase(" warder");
-(^|" ")"we " changeCase(" way ");
-(^|" ")"wedding" changeCase(" wedden");
-(^|" ")"wednesday" changeCase(" winsdy");
-(^|" ")"well" changeCase(" wayul");
-(^|" ")"were " changeCase(" wuz ");
-(^|" ")"west " changeCase(" wayust ");
-(^|" ")"what did you" changeCase(" whudja");
-(^|" ")"what did" changeCase(" whuddle");
-(^|" ")"what do you" changeCase(" wadja");
-(^|" ")"what is the matter" changeCase(" smatter");
-(^|" ")"what is"|" what's" changeCase(" whut");
-(^|" ")"what" changeCase(" whut");
-(^|" ")"wheel" changeCase(" whale");
-(^|" ")"when" changeCase(" wheyun");
-(^|" ")"where did you" changeCase(" whardja");
-(^|" ")"where" changeCase(" whar");
-(^|" ")"where" changeCase(" whayer");
-(^|" ")"white" changeCase(" wot");
-(^|" ")"why don't you" changeCase(" y-oncha");
-(^|" ")"why" changeCase(" wha");
-(^|" ")"wife" changeCase(" waf");
-(^|" ")"window" changeCase(" wender");
-(^|" ")"winter" changeCase(" winner");
-(^|" ")"wire" changeCase(" war");
-(^|" ")"with you" changeCase(" witchew");
-(^|" ")"woman" changeCase(" whoamun");
-(^|" ")"women" changeCase(" wimmen");
-(^|" ")"world" changeCase(" warld");
-(^|" ")"worse than" changeCase(" worsun");
-(^|" ")"yard" changeCase(" chard");
-(^|" ")"yellow" changeCase(" yuller");
-(^|" ")"yes" changeCase(" u-betcha");
-(^|" ")"yes" changeCase(" yayus");
-(^|" ")"you " changeCase(" yawl ");
-(^|" ")"your are"|" you're" changeCase(" yore");
-(^|" ")"your" changeCase(" chur");
-.|'\n' ECHO;
-%%
-main()
-{
- yylex();
-}
-
-void changeCase(word)
-char *word;
-{
-extern char *yytext;
-
-/* change o/p to upper/lower based on original text */
- if (isupper(*(yytext+1)) && islower(*(word+1)))
- *(word+1) = toupper(*(word+1));
-
- printf(word);
-}
+++ /dev/null
-%e 2000
-%p 5000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-
-%{
-#include <stdio.h>
-
-char buf[128];
-%}
-
-%%
-
-a printf("4");
-A printf("4");
-e printf("3");
-E printf("3");
-i printf("1");
-I printf("1");
-o printf("0");
-O printf("0");
-n printf("/\\/");
-N printf("/\\/");
-m printf("/\\/\\");
-M printf("/\\/\\");
-v printf("\\/");
-V printf("\\/");
-t printf("+");
-T printf("+");
-s printf("5");
-S printf("5");
-l printf("|_");
-L printf("|_");
-x printf("><");
-X printf("><");
-h printf("|-|");
-H printf("|-|");
-
-%%
-main()
-{
- yylex();
- return(0);
-}
+++ /dev/null
-
-T [" .!?,"]*
-%%
-
-look printf("watch");
-watch printf("look");
-hear printf("listen");
-listen printf("hear");
-good printf("well");
-well printf("good");
-say printf("speaks");
-said printf("speaked");
-being printf("be");
-ck printf("kk");
-nn printf("n");
-mm printf("m");
-tt printf("t");
-ss printf("s");
-dd printf("d");
-" had " printf(" have ");
-" than " printf(" to ");
-" was " printf(" were ");
-" can " printf(" be able to ");
-" do " printf(" doing ");
-" does " printf(" doings ");
-" see " printf(" be seeing ");
-" be " printf(" being ");
-" am " printf(" do be ");
-" as " printf(" so ");
-" so " printf(" as ");
-" is " printf(" does be ");
-" my " printf(" the of me ");
-"My " printf("The of me ");
-" his " printf(" the of him ");
-"His " printf("The of him ");
-[Yy]our printf("the of you");
-" a " printf(" ");
-" the " printf(" ");
-"A " printf("One ");
-"ts " printf("t's ");
-"t's " printf("ts ");
-[Tt]hat printf("this");
-[Tt]his printf("that");
-into printf("in");
-" in " printf(" into ");
-onto printf("on");
-" on " printf(" onto ");
-never printf("not once");
-[Oo]nce printf("one time");
-[Tt]wice printf("two times");
-about printf("by");
-[Ww]hy printf("how");
-" by " printf(" from ");
-" to " printf(" for ");
-" for " printf(" to ");
-"ing " printf("ed ");
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- srand(getpid());
- yylex();
-}
+++ /dev/null
-%e 2000
-%p 5000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-
-%{
-#include <stdio.h>
-
-char buf[128];
-%}
-
-%%
-"r" printf("w");
-"l" printf("w");
-"qu" printf("qw");
-"th " printf("f ");
-"th" printf("d");
-"n." printf("n, uh-hah-hah-hah\. ");
-"R" printf("W");
-"L" printf("W");
-"Qu" printf("Qw");
-"QU" printf("QW");
-"TH " printf("F ");
-"TH" printf("D");
-"Th" printf("D");
-"N." printf("N, uh-hah-hah-hah\. ");
-
-%%
-main()
-{
- yylex();
- return(0);
-}
+++ /dev/null
-%{
-/*
- * Lex filter to transform plain English into Jive English.
- * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only.
- *
- * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein and Clement Cole.
- *
- * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
- */
-%}
-%e 1700
-%p 4000
-%n 700
-%k 450
-%a 1700
-%o 1500
-BW [ \t\(]
-EW [ \t.,;!\?$\)]
-%%
-@[Bb]egin(.*) |
-".so ".*$ printf("%s", yytext);
-{BW}send printf("%ct'row",yytext[0]);
-program+ printf("honky code");
-[Uu]nix printf("slow mo-fo");
-UNIX printf("dat slow mo-fo");
-actual printf("ak'shul");
-{BW}take printf("%csnatch",yytext[0]);
-{BW}took |
-{BW}take[ns] printf("%csnatch'd",yytext[0]);
-[Mm]exican printf("%cet-back", caseify('w'));
-[Ii]talian printf("%creaser", caseify('g'));
-{BW}big{EW} { printf("%cbig ass",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-fool printf("honkyfool");
-modem printf("doodad");
-{BW}he{EW} { printf("%cmah' man he",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-"e the"{EW} |
-"a the"{EW} |
-"t the"{EW} |
-"d the"{EW} { printf("%c da damn", yytext[0]);plastc();}
-wife |
-woman printf("mama");
-girl printf("goat");
-something printf("sump'n");
-{BW}lie printf("%chonky jive",yytext[0]);
--o- printf("-on rebound-");
-[a-z]"." { printf("%s", yytext);expletive();}
-! printf(". Right On!");
-[Ss]ure printf("%cho'", yytext[0]);
-get printf("git");
-"will have"{EW} |
-"will"{EW} |
-"got to"{EW} { printf("gots'ta");plastc();}
-"I am" printf("I's gots'ta be");
-"aren't" |
-"am not" |
-"have not" |
-"is not" |
-"are not" printf("ain't");
-{BW}see{EW} { printf("%csee's",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}are{EW} { printf("%cis",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}hat{EW} { printf("%cfedora",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}shoe printf("%ckicker",yytext[0]);
-{BW}"have to"{EW} |
-{BW}has{EW} { printf("%cgots'ta",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-have printf("gots'");
-{BW}go{EW} |
-{BW}"come over"{EW} |
-{BW}come{EW} { printf("%cmosey on down",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-buy printf("steal");
-{BW}car{EW} { printf("%cwheels",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-drive printf("roll");
-{BW}food printf("%ccatfish an' colluhd greens",yytext[0]);
-{BW}eat{EW} { printf("%cfeed da bud",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-drink printf("guzzle");
-black |
-negro printf("brother");
-white printf("honky");
-nigger printf("gentleman");
-nice printf("supa' fine");
-{BW}person printf("%csucka'",yytext[0]);
-[Pp]eople printf("%cucka's", caseify('s'));
-{BW}thing thing(yytext[0]);
-house{EW} { printf("crib");plastc();}
-home printf("plantation");
-name printf("dojigger");
-{BW}path printf("%calley",yytext[0]);
-[Cc]omputer printf("%clunker", yytext[0]);
-or printf("o'");
-president printf("super-dude");
-"prime minister" printf("prahm mistah");
-government printf("guv'ment");
-knew printf("knowed");
-[Bb]ecause printf("'%cuz", caseify('c'));
-[Yy]our printf("%co'", yytext[0]);
-[Ff]our printf("%coe", yytext[0]);
-got printf("gots");
-young printf("yung");
-you printf("ya'");
-You printf("You's");
-first printf("fust");
-police printf("honky pigs");
-{BW}string printf("%cchittlin'",yytext[0]);
-{BW}read printf("%ceyeball",yytext[0]);
-write printf("scribble");
-think{EW} { printf("thin'");plastc();}
-with printf("wif");
-other printf("uthu'");
-[Tt]hr printf("%c'r", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]h printf("%c", caseify('d'));
-ing printf("in'");
-{BW}a{EW} { printf("%csome",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}to{EW} { printf("%ct'",yytext[0]);
- if(yytext[yyleng-1]!=' ')
- plastc();
- }
-tion printf("shun");
-[Aa]lmost printf("%cos'", caseify('m'));
-from printf("fum");
-[Yy]"ou're" printf("%couse", yytext[0]);
-alright |
-okay printf("coo'");
-[Aa]nd printf("%cn'", yytext[0]);
-known printf("knode");
-want printf("wants'");
-beat printf("whup'ed");
-ile printf("ah'l");
-er{EW} { printf("uh");plastc();}
-[a-z]sti printf("%cs'i", yytext[0]);
-tute printf("toot");
-exp printf("'sp");
-exs |
-exc printf("'s");
-{BW}ex printf("%c'es",yytext[0]);
-[ae]ct{EW} { printf("%cc'", yytext[0]); plastc(); }
-like printf("likes");
-done |
-did printf("dun did");
-"kind of" printf("kind'a");
-women printf("honky chicks");
-{BW}man{EW} { printf("%cdude",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}men{EW} |
-{BW}mens{EW} { printf("%cdudes",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-injured printf("hosed");
-killed |
-dead printf("wasted");
-good printf("baaaad");
-open{EW} { printf("jimmey");plastc();}
-opened{EW} { printf("jimmey'd");plastc();}
-{BW}very printf("%creal",yytext[0]);
-per printf("puh'");
-oar printf("o'");
-{BW}can printf("%ckin",yytext[0]);
-{BW}just{EW} { printf("%cplum",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-[Dd]etroit printf("Mo-town");
-[Ww]"estern "[Ee]"lectric" printf("da' cave");
-{BW}believe printf("%crecon'",yytext[0]);
-[Ii]"ndianapolis" printf("Nap-town");
-Daniel |
-Dan printf("Liva' Lips");
-Reagan printf("Kingfish");
-Ronald{EW} |
-Ron{EW} { printf("Rolo");plastc();}
-John printf("Rastus");
-Jim printf("Bo-Jangles");
-pontiff |
-pope printf("wiz'");
-[Pp]ravda printf("dat commie rag");
-broken printf("bugger'd");
-strange{EW} { printf("funky");plastc();}
-dance{EW} { printf("boogy");plastc();}
-ask printf("ax'");
-{BW}so{EW} { printf("%cso's",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-heard printf("'hoid");
-head printf("'haid");
-boss printf("main man");
-money printf("bre'd");
-[a-z]":" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
- printf("%s dig dis:",yytext);
- }
-amateur printf("begina'");
-radio printf("transista'");
-{BW}of{EW} { printf("%cuh",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-which |
-what printf("whut");
-"don't" printf("doan'");
-does printf("duz");
-{BW}was{EW} |
-{BW}were{EW} { printf("%cwuz",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-{BW}understand printf("%cdig",yytext[0]);
-{BW}my printf("%cmah'",yytext[0]);
-again |
-against printf("agin'");
-{BW}[Ii]{EW} { printf("%cah'",yytext[0]);plastc();}
-meta printf("meta-fuckin'");
-cally printf("c'l");
-%%
-plastc()
-{
- unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-caseify(c)
-char c;
-{
- if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
- return (c - ' ');
- else
- return (c);
-}
-
-thing(c)
-char c;
-{
- static short count = 0;
-
- putchar(c);
- switch (count++ % 4) {
- case 0: case 2:
- printf("thang");
- break;
- case 1:
- printf("doohickey");
- break;
- case 3:
- printf("wahtahmellun");
- break;
- }
-}
-expletive()
-{
- static short count = 0;
- static short which = 0;
-
- if (count++ % 4 == 0) {
- switch (which++ % 5) {
- case 0: printf(" What it is, Mama!"); break;
- case 1: printf(" Ya' know?"); break;
- case 2: printf(" Sheeeiit."); break;
- case 3: printf(" Ya' dig?"); break;
- case 4: printf(" Git down!"); break;
- }
- }
-}
-
-/*
- * Bugs:
- *
- * If a sentence starts with a keyword it doan' get converted, or:
- * it do, but gets a leading space
- */
+++ /dev/null
-%{
-/*
- * ken:
- * will turn English into Cockney, featuring (dubious) rhyming slang for a lot
- * of computer terminology.
- *
- * Written by Stephen K Mulrine <smulrine%cs.strath.ac.uk@nsfnet-relay.ac.uk>
- * Make copies if you want etc.etc.
- *
- * ken is named after Ken the Chirpy Cockney Character from the Viz Comic (tm),
- * who speaks somewhat like that.
- */
-%}
-%e 3000
-%p 6000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-%{
- char buf[128];
-%}
-
-%%
-
-stairs printf("apples and pears");
-Downstairs printf("Down the apples and pears");
-downstairs printf("down the apples and pears");
-Upstairs printf("Up the apples and pears");
-upstairs printf("up the apples and pears");
-[Mm]outh printf("North and South");
-[Ff]ace printf("Boat Race");
-[Tt]rouble printf("Barney Rubble");
-wife { switch(rand()%2)
- {
- case 0: printf("trouble and strife"); break;
- case 1: printf("ole lady"); break;
- }
- }
-Road printf("Frog and Toad");
-" road" printf(" frog and toad");
-"pub " printf("rub-a-dub ");
-" bar " printf(" boozer ");
-" husband" printf(" ole man");
-Party printf("Knees-up");
-party printf("knees-up");
-Parties printf("Knees-ups");
-parties printf("knees-ups");
-My printf("Me");
-" my" printf(" me");
-Your printf("Yer");
-your printf("yer");
-"You are " printf("Yer ");
-"you are " printf("yer ");
-You printf("Yer");
-you printf("yer");
-Those printf("Them");
-those printf("them");
-" those" printf(" them");
-"(those" printf("(them");
-"The " { switch(rand()%5)
- {
- case 0: printf("The bleedin' "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-"The" ECHO;
-" the " { switch(rand()%5)
- {
- case 0: printf(" the bleedin' "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-[" "(]the ECHO;
-"the " { switch(rand()%5)
- {
- case 0: printf(" the bleedin' "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-[Tt]his ECHO;
-[" "(]this ECHO;
-[Tt]hat ECHO;
-[" "(]that ECHO;
-Thus printf("So");
-" thus" printf(" so");
-"(thus" printf("(so");
-"thus" printf("so");
-[Tt]han ECHO;
-[" "(]than ECHO;
-Who ECHO;
-who ECHO;
-" old " printf(" ole ");
-" to " printf(" ter ");
-"Aren't you " printf("Aintcha ");
-"aren't you " printf("aintcha ");
-"Aren't" printf("Ain't");
-"aren't" printf("ain't");
-"Isn't" printf("Ain't");
-"isn't" printf("ain't");
-"Are not " printf("Ain't");
-"are not " printf("ain't ");
-"Is not " printf("Ain't ");
-" is not " printf(" ain't ");
-"What is th" printf("Woss");
-"what is th" printf("woss");
-"What are you " printf("Wotcher ");
-"what are you " printf("wotcher ");
-"What you are" printf("Wotcher");
-"what you are" printf("wotcher");
-"What you're" printf("Wotcher");
-"what you're" printf("wotcher");
-"What are your" printf("Wotcher");
-"what are your" printf("wotcher");
-"What do you " printf("Wotcher ");
-"what do you " printf("wotcher ");
-"What do your" printf("Wotcher");
-"what do your" printf("wotcher");
-" "H[aeu]llo printf(" Wotcher");
-" "h[aeu]llo printf(" wotcher");
-What printf("Wot");
-what printf("wot");
-Were printf("Was");
-were printf("was");
-Bother printf("Ars");
-bother printf("ars");
-Mother printf("Muvver");
-Other printf("Uvver");
-other printf("uvver");
-Father printf("Favver");
-father printf("favver");
-Rather printf("Ravver");
-rather printf("ravver");
-Weather printf("Wevver");
-weather printf("wevver");
-Leather printf("Levver");
-leather printf("levver");
-Wither printf("Wivver");
-wither printf("wivver");
-Either printf("Eever");
-either printf("eever");
-With printf("Wiv");
-with printf("wiv");
-Anything printf("Anyfink");
-anything printf("anyfink");
-Something printf("Sumfink");
-something printf("sumfink");
-Nothing printf("Nuffink");
-nothing printf("nuffink");
-guitars printf("spoons");
-guitar printf("spoons");
-drums printf("spoons");
-drum printf("spoons");
-trumpets printf("spoons");
-trumpet printf("spoons");
-violins printf("spoons");
-violin printf("spoons");
-clarinets printf("spoons");
-clarinet printf("spoons");
-trombones printf("spoons");
-trombone printf("spoons");
-oboes printf("spoons");
-oboe printf("spoons");
-flutes printf("spoons");
-flute printf("spoons");
-tubas printf("spoons");
-tuba printf("spoons");
-Data printf("Info");
-data printf("info");
-Directory printf("Lockup");
-directory printf("lockup");
-Directories printf("Lockups");
-directories printf("lockups");
-[Pp]rocess { switch(rand()%2)
- {
- case 0: printf("Queen Bess"); break;
- case 1: printf("Rudolf 'Ess"); break;
- }
- }
-[Cc]omputer printf("French Tutor");
-[Bb]yte printf("Jimmy White");
-[Ff]iles printf("Nobby Stiles");
-[Ff]ile printf("Royal Mile");
-[Ll]anguage printf("'Am Sandwich");
-[Zz]ero printf("Emperor Nero");
-[Jj]ob printf("Uncle Bob");
-[Ss]hell printf("Bow Bell");
-[Ss]ave printf("Chas'n'Dave");
-[Ll]oad printf("Old Kent Road");
-[Mm]ouse printf("Doll's 'Ouse");
-[Bb]uffer printf("Sausage Stuffer");
-[Kk]eyboard printf("Henry Ford");
-[Mm]anual printf("Cocker Spaniel");
-[Ss]creen printf("James Dean");
-[Pp]rinter printf("'Arold Pinter");
-[Pp]lotter printf("Pansy Potter");
-[Cc]ompiler printf("Martin Tyler");
-[Ss]tring printf("Emperor Ming");
-[Bb]rain printf("Michael Caine");
-[Pp][Aa][Ss][Cc][Aa][Ll] { switch(rand()%2)
- {
- case 0: printf("Pall Mall"); break;
- case 1: printf("Roald Dahl"); break;
- }
- }
-[Aa][Ll][Gg][Oo][Ll] printf("Johnny Ball");
-[Ff][Oo][Rr][Tt][Rr][Aa][Nn] printf("Manfred Mann");
-[Cc][Oo][Bb][Oo][Ll] printf("Albert Hall");
-Stopped printf("'Ad the mockers put on");
-stopped printf("'ad the mockers put on");
-Stopping printf("Putting the mockers on");
-stopping printf("putting the mockers on");
-stops printf("puts the mockers on");
-stop printf("put the mockers on");
-STOP printf("Put The Mockers On");
-[Ll]ondoner printf("Cockney");
-friend { switch(rand()%3)
- {
- case 0: printf("mucker"); break;
- case 1: printf("mate"); break;
- case 2: printf("china"); break;
- }
- }
-"a h" printf("an '");
-"A h" printf("An '");
-" h" printf(" '");
-" H" printf(" '");
-" C-" printf(" Bruce Lee-");
-" C " { switch(rand()%4)
- {
- case 0: printf(" Bruce Lee "); break;
- case 1: printf(" Circus Flea "); break;
- case 2: printf(" Bumble Bee "); break;
- case 3: printf(" Door Key "); break;
- }
- }
-" C." printf(" Circus Flea.");
-Th printf("F");
-Wh printf("W");
-wh printf("w");
-aw printf("or");
-" sing" ECHO;
-" ring" ECHO;
-"ing " printf("in' ");
-" th" printf(" f");
-"th" printf("ff");
-". " { switch(rand()%32)
- {
- case 0: printf(". I'll get out me spoons. "); break;
- case 1: printf(". Yer can't 'ave a knees-up wivout a joanna. "); break;
- case 2: printf(". Cor blimey guv, would I lie to you. "); break;
- case 3: printf(". I'll make us all a nice cup of tea. "); break;
- default: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-"? " { switch(rand()%3)
- {
- case 0: printf(", mate? "); break;
- case 1: printf(", guv? "); break;
- case 2: printf(", squire? "); break;
- }
- }
-"! " { switch(rand()%6)
- {
- case 0: printf(", cor blimey! "); break;
- case 1: printf("! Struth! "); break;
- case 2: printf(", guv! "); break;
- case 3: printf("! Honest guv! "); break;
- case 4: printf(", mate! "); break;
- case 5: ECHO; break;
- }
- }
-. printf(yytext);
-\n printf("\n");
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- srand(getpid());
- yylex();
-}
+++ /dev/null
-%e 2000
-%p 5000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-
-%{
-#include <stdio.h>
-
-char buf[128];
-%}
-
-%%
-ing printf("ingkt");
-" the " printf(" ze ");
-"The " printf("Ze ");
-" with " printf(" mitt ");
-"With " printf("Mitt ");
-wr printf("w-r-r");
-Wr printf("W-r-r");
-R printf("R-r-r");
-"Yes " printf("Jawohl ");
-" r" printf(" r-r-r");
-"Yes." printf("Jawohl.");
-"Yes!" printf("Jawohl!");
-"YES!" printf("JAWOHL!");
-" yes " printf(" ja ");
-" yes." printf(" ja.");
-" yes!" printf(" yes!");
-"No " printf("Nein ");
-"No!" printf("Nein!");
-"No?" printf("Nein?");
-" no " printf(" nein ");
-" no." printf(" nein.");
-" no!" printf(" nein!");
-" no?" printf(" nein?");
-[Mm]"r." printf("Herr");
-[Mm]"rs." printf("Frau");
-Miss printf("Fraulein");
-" of " printf(" uff ");
-"Of " printf("Uff ");
-my printf("mein");
-My printf("Mein");
-" and " printf(" undt ");
-"And " printf("Undt ");
-"One " printf("Ein ");
-" one" printf(" ein");
-"Is " printf("Ist ");
-" is " printf(" ist ");
-"ow " printf("ow ");
-"w " printf("w ");
-sh printf("sch");
-Sh printf("Sch");
-ch printf("ch");
-Ch printf("Ch");
-" c" printf(" k");
-" C" printf(" K");
-
-v printf("f");
-V printf("F");
-" w" printf(" v");
-W printf("V");
-th printf("d");
-Th printf("D");
-[Jj]ohn printf("Johann");
-[Ww]illiam printf("Wilhelm");
-[Bb]rad printf("Wilhelm");
-[Gg]ary printf("Gerhardt");
-[Jj]on printf("Hansel");
-
-[a-f]"!" {sprintf(buf,"%s Naturlich!",yytext);printf(buf);}
-[p-z]"!" {sprintf(buf,"%s Seig Heil!",yytext);printf(buf);}
-.|'\n' ECHO;
-
-%%
-main()
-{
- yylex();
-}
+++ /dev/null
-From: dankmyer@hilbert.math.grin.edu (Kirt A Dankmyer)
-Newsgroups: alt.sources
-Subject: mb.l
-Date: 4 Dec 1992 15:08:40 -0600
-Message-ID: <9212042108.AA10484@hilbert>
-
-%{
-
- /* Marc Barrett posting translator;
- amaze your friends
- To compile: lex mb.l
- cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll
- To use:
- mb < Your_MB_posting
- */
-
- char buf[128];
-%}
-%a 3000
-%e 3000
-%p 5000
-%n 3000
-%%
-"lots and lots" printf("few");
-"HyperCard" printf("crap");
-"real," printf("phony,");
-"real." printf("phony.");
-"real " printf("phony ");
-"People" printf("I");
-"numerous" printf("1 or 2 (I think)");
-" other" printf(" lamer");
-"nightmare" printf("paradise");
-"bad" printf("excellent");
-"may" printf("will");
-"UNUSABLE" printf("FAST AS HELL");
-"pokish" printf("slower than a snail");
-"junior" printf("intelligent");
-"potentially" printf("probably");
-"I know" printf("I think");
-"looks a thousand times better" printf("looks worse");
-"years ago" printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) ");
-"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
-"As far as I know" printf("I don't really know");
-"as far as I know" printf("but what do I know");
-"totally official" printf("a wild rumor");
-"kludged" printf("designed");
-"be any" printf("be some");
-"also likely never" printf("also probably");
-"likely never" printf("probably");
-"everyone" printf("some people");
-"being unreasonable" printf("being an idiot");
-"I don't understand" printf("I dont' understand. ");
-"it is unreasonable" printf("it is stupid. ");
-"everybody" printf("some people");
-"have never" printf("will have");
-"must have" printf("could have");
-"will never" printf("will");
-"never will" printf("will again soon");
-"would not" printf("may");
-"the need" printf("some silly things");
-"The problem" printf("My problem");
-"the problem" printf("my problem");
-"the simple fact" printf("my opinion");
-"simply" printf("(with great difficulty)");
-"it's kind of embarassing" printf("I'm kind of embarassing");
-"I often see" printf("I never see");
-"I questioned" printf("I flamed");
-"development costs" printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)");
-"IMO" printf("(belch)");
-"to explain" printf("to give my wacky ideas about");
-"practically zero" printf("astronomical");
-"I think" printf("I think. ");
-"don't think" printf("don't think. ");
-"do not think." printf("do not think. ");
-"I am trying" printf("I am flaming");
-"I've" printf("Commodore has");
-"Beware the ides of September" printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September");
-"Sad" printf("Weird");
-"sad" printf("weird");
-"I WAS RIGHT" printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT");
-"aren't" printf("are");
-"anymore" printf("still");
-" are " printf(" aren't ");
-"lost" printf("gained");
-" low " printf(" high ");
-" high " printf(" low ");
-"isn't" printf("is");
-"all of" printf("none of");
-"is not" printf("is");
-"stagnates" printf("flourishes");
-"never" printf("always");
-"short-sightedness" printf("genius");
-"inferior" printf("superior");
-"superior" printf("inferior");
-"few " printf("many ");
-"many" printf("few");
-"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
-"different" printf("similar");
-"the only substantial" printf("one of the many");
-"best" printf("worst");
-"worst" printf("best");
-"except for" printf("including");
-"worse" printf("better");
-"better" printf("worse");
-"nothing" printf("something");
-"something" printf("nothing");
-"no longer" printf("still");
-"biggest" printf("smallest");
-"high" printf("low");
-" low" printf(" high");
-"does not" printf("does");
-"doesn't" printf("does");
-"brilliantly" printf("inferiorly");
-"Avoid" printf("Search out");
-"lots of" printf("a few");
-"beautifully" printf("horribly");
-"wrong" printf("right");
-"right" printf("wrong");
-"tight" printf("loose");
-"loose" printf("tight");
-"same" printf("different");
-"disappointing" printf("impressive");
-"pieces of shit" printf("accomplishments");
-" NO!" printf(" YES!");
-"retrogrades" printf("leaps forward");
-"garbaged" printf("incredible");
-"reduced to garbage" printf("incredible");
-"all games" printf("no games");
-"slow" printf("fast");
-"fast" printf("slow");
-"can't" printf("can");
-"won't" printf("will");
-"will" printf("won't");
-" more" printf(" less");
-"has not" printf("has");
-%%
-
+++ /dev/null
-From: dankmyer@hilbert.math.grin.edu (Kirt A Dankmyer)
-Newsgroups: alt.sources
-Subject: mb.l
-Date: 4 Dec 1992 15:08:40 -0600
-Message-ID: <9212042108.AA10484@hilbert>
-
-%{
-
- /* Marc Barrett posting translator;
- amaze your friends
- To compile: lex mb.l
- cc -o mb lex.yy.c -ll
- To use:
- mb < Your_MB_posting
- */
-
- char buf[128];
-%}
-%a 3000
-%e 3000
-%p 5000
-%n 3000
-%%
-"lots and lots" printf("few");
-"HyperCard" printf("crap");
-"real," printf("phony,");
-"real." printf("phony.");
-"real " printf("phony ");
-"People" printf("I");
-"numerous" printf("1 or 2 (I think)");
-" other" printf(" lamer");
-"nightmare" printf("paradise");
-"bad" printf("excellent");
-"may" printf("will");
-"UNUSABLE" printf("FAST AS HELL");
-"pokish" printf("slower than a snail");
-"junior" printf("intelligent");
-"potentially" printf("probably");
-"I know" printf("I think");
-"looks a thousand times better" printf("looks worse");
-"years ago" printf("years ago (before I bought an Amiga) ");
-"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
-"As far as I know" printf("I don't really know");
-"as far as I know" printf("but what do I know");
-"totally official" printf("a wild rumor");
-"kludged" printf("designed");
-"be any" printf("be some");
-"also likely never" printf("also probably");
-"likely never" printf("probably");
-"everyone" printf("some people");
-"being unreasonable" printf("being an idiot");
-"I don't understand" printf("I dont' understand. ");
-"it is unreasonable" printf("it is stupid. ");
-"everybody" printf("some people");
-"have never" printf("will have");
-"must have" printf("could have");
-"will never" printf("will");
-"never will" printf("will again soon");
-"would not" printf("may");
-"the need" printf("some silly things");
-"The problem" printf("My problem");
-"the problem" printf("my problem");
-"the simple fact" printf("my opinion");
-"simply" printf("(with great difficulty)");
-"it's kind of embarassing" printf("I'm kind of embarassing");
-"I often see" printf("I never see");
-"I questioned" printf("I flamed");
-"development costs" printf("development costs (which, I'd like to remind you, I know nothing about)");
-"IMO" printf("(belch)");
-"to explain" printf("to give my wacky ideas about");
-"practically zero" printf("astronomical");
-"I think" printf("I think. ");
-"don't think" printf("don't think. ");
-"do not think." printf("do not think. ");
-"I am trying" printf("I am flaming");
-"I've" printf("Commodore has");
-"Beware the ides of September" printf("I'm gonna flame any new stuff shown in September");
-"Sad" printf("Weird");
-"sad" printf("weird");
-"I WAS RIGHT" printf("I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT");
-"aren't" printf("are");
-"anymore" printf("still");
-" are " printf(" aren't ");
-"lost" printf("gained");
-" low " printf(" high ");
-" high " printf(" low ");
-"isn't" printf("is");
-"all of" printf("none of");
-"is not" printf("is");
-"stagnates" printf("flourishes");
-"never" printf("always");
-"short-sightedness" printf("genius");
-"inferior" printf("superior");
-"superior" printf("inferior");
-"few " printf("many ");
-"many" printf("few");
-"no improvements" printf("many improvements");
-"different" printf("similar");
-"the only substantial" printf("one of the many");
-"best" printf("worst");
-"worst" printf("best");
-"except for" printf("including");
-"worse" printf("better");
-"better" printf("worse");
-"nothing" printf("something");
-"something" printf("nothing");
-"no longer" printf("still");
-"biggest" printf("smallest");
-"high" printf("low");
-" low" printf(" high");
-"does not" printf("does");
-"doesn't" printf("does");
-"brilliantly" printf("inferiorly");
-"Avoid" printf("Search out");
-"lots of" printf("a few");
-"beautifully" printf("horribly");
-"wrong" printf("right");
-"right" printf("wrong");
-"tight" printf("loose");
-"loose" printf("tight");
-"same" printf("different");
-"disappointing" printf("impressive");
-"pieces of shit" printf("accomplishments");
-" NO!" printf(" YES!");
-"retrogrades" printf("leaps forward");
-"garbaged" printf("incredible");
-"reduced to garbage" printf("incredible");
-"all games" printf("no games");
-"slow" printf("fast");
-"fast" printf("slow");
-"can't" printf("can");
-"won't" printf("will");
-"will" printf("won't");
-" more" printf(" less");
-"has not" printf("has");
-%%
-
+++ /dev/null
-%e 2000
-%p 5000
-%n 1000
-%k 500
-%a 4000
-%o 2000
-BW [ ]
-EW [ .,;!?]
-
-%{
-/*
-** The cow filter
-** by Benjamin Elijah Griffin 8 May 1994
-**
-** An experiment in lex written instead of a paper on Nietzsche.
-**
-** compile like this:
-** lex moo.l
-** cc -o moo lex.yy.c -ll
-** rm lex.yy.c
-**
-** use like this:
-** moo < infile > outfile
-** or
-** cat infile | <whatever> | moo | <whatever> > outfile
-**
-*/
-
-char WhAt[]="@(#)Benjamin Elijah Griffin's moo filter for cowtalk (c) 1994\n@(#)$Header: moo.l,v 1.1 94/05/08 23:37:53 bgriffin Final $"
-;
-
-%}
-
-%%
-
-" and " printf(" moond ");
-[Uu][Nn][Ii][Xx] printf("Moonix");
-[Mm][Ss].[Dd][Oo][Ss] printf("Moo Dos");
-news printf("moos");
-[Uu]senet printf("Moosnet");
-" man " printf(" mooster ");
-" men " printf(" moosters ");
-woman printf("moostress");
-women printf("moostresses");
-pig printf("cop");
-[Dd]airy.[Ff]armer printf("Pimp");
-[Dd]airy.[Ff]arm printf("Farm of Ill Repute");
-[Bb]eef.[Ff]armer printf("Slave Driver");
-[Bb]eef.[Ff]arm printf("Prison");
-yogurt printf("bacteria culture");
-cheese printf("smega");
-curds printf("moist smega");
-whey printf("bile");
-buttermilk printf("foul fluid");
-butter { printf("sphinter lubrication");
- /* A _Last Tango in Paris_ joke */ }
-cream printf("honey");
-beef printf("murdered meat");
-grass printf("gourmet greenry");
-hay printf("subsistance rations");
-cereal printf("fomood");
-milkmaid printf("rapist");
-[Mm]aid.a.milkin |
-[Mm]aid.a.milking printf("Christmas Rapist");
-[Mm]aids.a.milkin |
-[Mm]aids.a.milking printf("Christmas Rapists");
-milking printf("rape");
-rape printf("milking");
-rapist printf("milkmaid");
-veal printf("the devil's food");
-"bull fighter" printf("Grim Reaper");
-"bull fight" printf("Game of Sorrows");
-milk printf("mead");
-Milk printf("Mead");
-"cafe con latte" |
-capuccino printf("piss water");
-" "[In]"ndia " printf("Heaven");
-" "[In]"ndian " printf("heavenly");
-"sacred cow" printf("God");
-silo printf("calfeteria");
-divin printf("bovin");
-[Gg][Oo-][Dd] printf("Bovinity");
-sheep printf("dog(s)");
-relaxing printf("chewing the cud");
-relax printf("chew the cud");
-utter printf("udder");
-" udder" printf(" teat");
-" teat" printf(" udder");
-other printf("udder");
-":^)" printf("Mooooooooo!");
-":-)" printf("Moomoomoomoo!");
-"8-)" printf("Mooo! Mooo!");
-
-[aeiou]"." { *(yytext+1) = 0;
- printf("%s. Moo.",yytext);
- }
-[rtpwy]"." { *(yytext+1) = 0;
- printf("%s. Moo! Moo.",yytext);
- }
-"?" printf("? Moo.");
-"!" printf("! MOO!");
-oo printf("MOO");
-o printf("oo");
-O printf("Moo");
-you printf("moo");
-" u" printf("moo");
-" U" printf("Moo");
-"uu" printf("MOOO");
-u printf("oo");
-U printf("Oo");
-
-"."\n printf(".\nMooooo. ");
-
-. printf("%s",yytext);
-
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- yylex();
-}
-
+++ /dev/null
-%{ -*- Mode:Fundamental -*-
-/*
- * newspeak.l, version 1.1.
- * Lex filter to transform plain English into NewSpeak.
- * Copyright (c) 1991 Jamie Zawinski <jwz@lucid.com>.
- * Permission granted for noncommercial use and redistribution.
- *
- * To compile:
- *
- * flex newspeak.l
- * cc -O -o newspeak lex.yy.c
- * rm lex.yy.c
- *
- * This must be compiled with "flex", not normal "lex". Lex has
- * some builtin, unchangable limits which this program exceeds.
- * This has been verified to work with flex version 2.3.7, and
- * may not work with flex version 2.3.6.
- *
- * You can get 'flex' by anonymous FTP to prep.ai.mit.edu, or
- * anywhere else you get GNU software.
- *
- * Run this like so: "newspeak < some-text-file | more"
- *
- * There are some design notes near the end. Suggestions and
- * improvements to this code are more than welcome.
- * Hail Big Brother!
- *---------------------------------------------------------------------------
- */
-#include <stdio.h>
-
-unsigned int fcounter = 0;
-
-#define Y0 yytext[0]
-#define Y1 yytext[1]
-#define Y2 yytext[2]
-#define Y3 yytext[3]
-#define C caseify
-#define C1 caseify1
-
-#define CAP(string) capstring(0, (string),0)
-#define WCAP(string) capstring(Y0,(string),1)
-
-#define COMP(string1,string2) compstring(0, (string1),(string2),0)
-#define WCOMP(string1,string2) compstring(Y0,(string1),(string2),1)
-
-#define DUMP() printf("%s",yytext)
-%}
-
-%e 8000
-%p 9000
-%n 2000
-%k 3000
-%a 5000
-%o 4000
-
-W (([ ]?\n[ ]*)|[ ]|[\"'`])
-ES [.,;:!?/]
-EW ({W}|{ES}|"'")
-
-YOUNG (([Yy]oung|[Ss]mall|[Ll]ittle){W})
-DEAD (([Dd]ead|[Dd]eceased){W})
-THE ([Tt]he{W}?)
-ANDOR ({W}(([Aa]nd)|([Oo]r)){W}?)
-COLOR (red|green|blue|yellow|cyan|magenta|purple|orange|mauve|pink|turquoise|brown|gr[ae]y)
-
-%%
-
-%{
- /******************************
- * PLUSwords *
- ******************************/
-%}
-
-[Qq]uite{EW}/[A-Za-z][A-Za-z] CAP("plus");
-[Rr]ather{EW}/[A-Za-z][A-Za-z][A-Za-z] CAP("plus");
-[Kk]ind{EW}of{EW}/[A-Za-z][A-Za-z][A-Za-z] CAP("plus");
-[Kk]inda{EW}/[A-Za-z][A-Za-z][A-Za-z] CAP("plus");
-[Mm]ore{W}than{W}a{W}(little|bit){W} CAP("plus");
-[Pp]ro- CAP("plus");
-
-[Hh]undreds{W}of{W}[Tt]housands |
-[Hh]undreds{ANDOR}[Tt]housands |
-[Hh]undreds{W}if{W}not{W}[Tt]housands |
-[Tt]housands |
-[Mm]illions CAP("doubleplusmany");
-
-[Dd]ozens CAP("many");
-[Hh]undreds CAP("plusmany");
-
-([Bb]right|[Ll]ight|[Ii]ntense){W}/{COLOR} CAP("plus");
-([Dd]im|[Ff]aded|[Dd]ark|[Pp]ale){W}/{COLOR} CAP("plusun");
-([Dd]im|[Ff]aded|[Dd]ark|[Pp]ale) CAP("unlight");
-
-[Ee]very DUMP();
-[Vv]ery{W} |
-[Rr]eally{W} |
-[Tt]erribly{W} |
-[Aa]wesome({W})? |
-[Aa]wfully{W} CAP("doubleplus");
-
-[Ww]hopping{EW} CAP("plusbig");
-
-"O.K." |
-[Aa]ll({W})?[Rr]ight |
-[Oo][Kk][Aa][Yy] CAP("plusgood");
-{W}OK/{W} WCAP("plusgood");
-
-([Tt]oo|[Oo]verly|[Tt]hat){W}[Mm]uch CAP("plusmuch");
-
-{W}[Bb]ad/{EW} WCAP("ungood");
-{W}[Pp]oor/{EW} WCAP("ungood");
-{W}[Ll]ame/{EW} WCAP("ungood");
-{W}[Pp]itiful/{EW} WCAP("ungood");
-{W}[Nn]asty/{EW} WCAP("plusungood");
-{W}[Hh]orrid/{EW} WCAP("doubleplus ungood");
-{W}[Hh]orrible/{EW} WCAP("doubleplus ungood");
-{W}[Aa]wful/{W} WCAP("doubleplus ungood");
-{W}[Ee]vil/{W} WCAP("doubleplus ungood");
-
-%{
- /******************************
- * Titles *
- ******************************/
-%}
-
-{W}[Ss]ir/{EW} WCAP("citizen");
-{W}[Mm]r"."/{EW} WCAP("brother");
-[Mm]ister/{EW} CAP("brother");
-[Mm]adame? CAP("sister");
-{W}[Mm]iss/{EW} WCAP("sister");
-[Mm]a"'"?am/{EW} CAP("sister");
-{W}[Mm]r?s"."/{EW} WCAP("sister");
-Mrs/{EW} CAP("sister");
-
-{YOUNG}?[Cc]hildren CAP("young citizens");
-{YOUNG}?[Bb]oys{ANDOR}[Gg]irl/s CAP("young citizens");
-{YOUNG}?([Kk]id|[Gg]irl|[Bb]oy|[Cc]hild)/{EW} CAP("young citizen");
-
-[Ff]ellow CAP("citizen");
-
-[Nn]on{W}?"-"?citizen CAP("unperson");
-[Nn]on{W}?"-"?member CAP("unperson");
-[Cc]riminal/s? CAP("unperson");
-{DEAD}(man|woman) CAP("unperson");
-{DEAD}(men|women) CAP("unpersons");
-
-[Ii]n{W}[Pp]erson DUMP();
-
-{W}[Uu]ser WCOMP("party ","worker");
-[Ss]tudent COMP("party ","worker");
-[Cc]itizen/s?{EW} COMP("party ","worker");
-[Pp]erson/s?{EW} COMP("party ","worker");
-[Pp]eople COMP("party ","workers");
-
-[Ss]enator |
-[Cc]ongressman |
-[Ss]upervisor |
-[Pp]rofessor printf("Inner Party Member");
-[Pp]rof"."/{EW} printf("Inner Party Member");
-[Pp]rof/{EW} printf("Inner Party Member");
-
-Representative/s? printf("Inner Party Member");
-representatives printf("Inner Party Members");
-
-[Ww]hite{W}[Cc]ollar |
-[Uu]pper{W}[Cc]lass COMP("inner ","party");
-[Mm]iddle{W}[Cc]lass CAP("party");
-[Bb]lue{W}[Cc]ollar |
-[Ww]orking{W}[Cc]lass |
-[Ll]ower{W}[Cc]lass CAP("prole");
-([Ff]ool|[Ii]diot)/s?{EW} CAP("prole");
-[Ss]tupidity CAP("proleness");
-
-%{
- /******************************
- * Organizations *
- ******************************/
-%}
-
-[Aa]?{W}([Ww]hite{W}[Hh]ouse|[Gg]ovt\.?|[Gg]overnment){W}([Ss]ource|[Oo]fficial|[Ss]pokes(man|woman|person)) CAP("an Inner Party Member");
-{THE}?[Rr]epublican{W}[Pp]arty COMP("mini","luv");
-{THE}?[Dd]emocratic{W}[Pp]arty COMP("mini","plenty");
-
-{THE}?Congress printf("MiniPax");
-{THE}?[Ss]enate printf("MiniPax");
-{THE}?[Hh]ouse{W}[Oo]f{W}[Rr]epresentatives printf("MiniPax");
-{THE}?[Ss]tate{W}[Dd]epartment printf("MiniPax");
-{THE}?[Ss]tate{W}[Dd]ept"."? printf("MiniPax");
-{THE}?[Dd]efen[cs]e{W}[Dd]epartment |
-{THE}?[Dd]efen[cs]e{W}[Dd]ept"."? |
-{THE}?[Ww]ar{W}[Dd]epartment |
-{THE}?[Ww]ar{W}[Dd]ept"."? |
-{THE}?[Hh]ouse{W}of{W}[Cc]ommons |
-{THE}?Pentagon |
-{THE}?[Ff]eds |
-{THE}?FCC |
-{THE}?D[Oo]D |
-{THE}"D."[Oo]".D." |
-{THE}?[Ss]ecret{W}[Ss]ervice COMP("mini","luv");
-{THE}?White{W}House |
-{THE}?Kremlin printf("MiniTrue");
-{THE}?(CIA|NSA|FBI|MI"-"?5)/{EW} printf("MiniTrue");
-{THE}?("C.I.A."|"N.S.A."|"F.B.I.")/{EW} printf("MiniTrue");
-{THE}?[Aa]rchive/s? COMP("mini","rec");
-{THE}?[Ll]ibrary COMP("mini","rec");
-{THE}?[Ll]ibraries COMP("mini","recs");
-
-[Tt]hought{W}[Pp]olice|[Nn]azis? COMP("think","pol");
-[Vv]ice{W}[Ss]quad COMP("sex","pol");
-PMRC|"P.M.R.C." COMP("sex","pol");
-
-[Oo]fficer CAP("minister");
-
-{THE}?[Dd]epartment{EW}of{EW}. |
-{THE}?[Dd]ept"."?{EW}of{EW}. |
-{THE}?[Uu]niversity{EW}of{EW}. |
-{THE}?[Uu]niv"."?{EW}of{EW}. |
-{THE}?[Dd]ept"."?{EW}of{EW}. |
-{THE}?([Ss]ub"-"?)?[Cc]omm?itt?ee{EW}(of|on){EW}. |
-{THE}?[Ss]chool{EW}of{EW}. {
- if ((yytext[yyleng-1] >= 'A') && (yytext[yyleng-1] <= 'Z'))
- /* "the school of Law" --> "MiniLaw" */
- printf("Mini%c",yytext[yyleng-1]);
- else if ((yytext[yyleng-1] >= 'a') && (yytext[yyleng-1] <= 'z'))
- /* "the school of law" --> "MiniLaw" (not "Minilaw") */
- printf("Mini%c",yytext[yyleng-1] - ('a' - 'A'));
- /* "the school of 5 things" --> "Ministry of 5 things" */
- else printf("Ministry of %c",yytext[yyleng-1]);
- }
-
-[Dd]epartment |
-[Uu]niversity CAP("ministry");
-[Uu]niv"."?/{W} CAP("ministry");
-[Dd]ept"."?/{W} CAP("ministry");
-([Ss]ub"-"?)?[Cc]omm?itt?ee CAP("ministry");
-
-{THE}[Pp]roject/{EW} CAP("the Three Year Plan");
-[Oo]ur{W}[Pp]roject/{EW} CAP("our Three Year Plan");
-[Bb]udget printf("Three Year Plan");
-[Pp]roject/{ES} printf("Three Year Plan");
-
-{W}({THE}|([aa]{W}))[Pp]roject printf("%cthe Three Year Plan",Y0);
-
-[A-Za-z]+"'"[Ss]/{W}(law|Law|LAW|book|Book|BOOK|rule|Rule|RULE){EW} printf("Goldstein's");
-
-%{
- /******************************
- * Actions *
- ******************************/
-%}
-
-[Ii]n{W}love{EW} CAP("SexCriming");
-[Ll]ove{W}you/{EW} CAP("love Big Brother");
-[Ll]ove{W}me/{EW} CAP("love Big Brother");
-
-[Cc]loning |
-[Rr]eproduction |
-[Cc]elibacy |
-[Pp]rocreation COMP("good","sex");
-
-[Cc]elibate |
-[Pp]rocreate COMP("good","sexwise");
-
-[Tt]elevisions? |
-TVs? |
-[Tt]"."[Vv]"."s? |
-[Rr]adios? |
-[Nn]ews{W}?[Pp]apers? |
-[Jj]ournalism |
-[Mm]ovies? |
-[Rr]ock{EW}?"-"?(and|"&"|"'"?n"'"?){EW}?"-"?[Rr]oll({W}[Mm]usic)? |
-(([Rr]ock|[Cc]lassical|[Ii]ndustrial|[Pp]op|[Dd]ance|[Rr]ap){W})?[Mm]usic |
-[Tt]unes |
-[Mm]oney |
-[Cc]ash |
-[Cc]omic{W}[Bb]ooks? |
-([Ss]tar{W}?)?[Tt]rek COMP("prole","feed");
-
-[Pp]eace{W}[Mm]ovement |
-[Pp]eace{W}[Pp]rotest |
-[Aa]nti{EW}[Ww]ar |
-([Pp]assive{W})?[Rr]esistance |
-[Cc]reativity |
-[Tt]reason |
-[Rr]esearch COMP("crime","think");
-%{
- /******************************
- * Religion *
- ******************************/
-%}
-
-[Jj]esus{W}[Cc]hrist |
-[Jj]esus |
-{THE}?[Bb]uddh?a |
-[Mm]ohamm?ed |
-[Mm]artin{W}[Ll]uther{W}[Kk]ing |
-J\.?\ ?R\.?\ \"?Bob\"?\ Dobbs printf("doubleplus crimethinker");
-
-([Jj]esse{W})?[Hh]elms |
-([RrDd]on(ald)?{W})?[Rr]ea?gan |
-[Gg]eorge{W}[Gg]uscoria printf("doubleplus goodthinker");
-
-[Jj]ewish COMP("crime","thinkwise");
-[Jj]ew |
-[Cc]hristian |
-[Mm]oslem |
-[Bb]uddhist |
-[Aa]thiest |
-[Aa]gnostic COMP("crime","thinker");
-
-[Ff]aith COMP("belly","feel");
-
-%{
- /******************************
- * Places *
- ******************************/
-%}
-
-[Ee]ngland|{THE}?[Uu]nited{W}[Kk]ingdom |
-({THE}?[Uu]nited{W}[Ss]tates{W}[Oo]f{W})?[Aa]merica |
-{THE}?[Uu]nited{W}[Ss]tates|USA|"U.S.A."|[Cc]anada |
-[Gg]ermany|[Ii]srael|[Ee]urope printf("Oceana");
-
-Iranian|Iraqu?i|Libyan|Russian|African|Egyptian printf("Eurasian");
-Iran|Iraq|Libya|Russia|Africa|Egypt |
-([Ss]audi{W})?Arabia|{THE}?Soviet{W}Union printf("Eurasia");
-[Ss]oviet printf("Eurasian");
-
-[Cc]hinese|[Jj]apanese|[Tt]aiwanese |
-[Pp]hillipino|[Ii]ndian|[Aa]ustralian|[Mm]exican |
-[Nn]icaraguan|[Ss]alvadori?an printf("Eastasian");
-China|[Jj]apan|[Tt]aiwan|{THE}?[Pp]hillipines|[Ii]ndia |
-[Aa]ustralia|[Mm]exico|[Nn]icaragua|[Ee]l{W}[Ss]alvador printf("Eastasia");
-
-[Kk]uwaiti printf("Eurasian");
-[Kk]uwait printf("The Malabar Front");
-
-%{
- /******************************
- * Miscelaneous Translations *
- ******************************/
-%}
-
-{W}[Ff]aster WCAP("plus speedful");
-{W}[Ss]lower WCAP("plus unspeedful");
-{W}[Ff]ast WCAP("speedful");
-{W}[Ss]low WCAP("unspeedful");
-
-[Mm]odern CAP("plusnew");
-[Aa]ncient CAP("plusunnew");
-{W}old/{W} WCAP("plusunnew");
-
-[Hh]appiness CAP("joyfulness");
-[Hh]appy CAP("joyful");
-[Qq]uick CAP("speedful");
-{W}[Ss]peedy WCAP("speedful");
-[Hh]eavy CAP("weightful");
-[Hh]eavill?y CAP("weightfully");
-[Ss]ick(ly)? CAP("unhealthful");
-
-[Gg]ross |
-[Ss]ickening |
-[Ff]oul |
-[Pp]utrid |
-[Dd]isgusting COMP("crime","thinkful");
-
-[Ss]mash |
-[Cc]rush |
-[Oo]bliterate |
-[Aa]nnihilate |
-[Nn]eutralize |
-[Dd]emolish |
-[Dd]estroy CAP("unbuild");
-
-[Ii]nanimate CAP("unlifeful");
-[Ss]ociety|[Cc]ulture printf("IngSoc");
-[A-Za-z]+isi?m/{EW} printf("Goldsteinism");
-[A-Za-z]+ist/{EW} printf("Goldsteinist");
-
-{W}[Dd]ead WCAP("unlifeful");
-{W}[Dd]eath WCAP("unlife");
-{W}[Ll]ie WCAP("untruth");
-{W}[Ff]alsehood WCAP("untruth");
-{W}[Mm]istake/{EW} WCAP("untruth");
-{W}[Ww]hisper WCAP("unshout");
-{W}[Pp]roud WCAP("prideful");
-
-[Ff]alse CAP("untrue");
-[Dd]ark CAP("unlight");
-[Bb]lack CAP("unwhite");
-[Ff]orbidden CAP("unallowed");
-[Ff]orbid CAP("unallow");
-[Ff]ailure CAP("unsuccess");
-[Ff]ail/{EW} CAP("unwin");
-
-[Ss]tatistics?/{EW} CAP("propaganda");
-{W}[Aa]n{W}[Aa]nn?ouncement WCAP("a NewsFlash");
-[Aa]nn?ouncement printf("NewsFlash");
-[Ii]nstructions? printf("B. B. DayOrder");
-
-[Aa]lmost|[Nn]early CAP("within measurable distance of");
-[Ff]unny CAP("humorful");
-
-[Dd]oom CAP("unsave");
-[Cc]haos CAP("unorder");
-[Cc]haotic CAP("unorderful");
-[Ee]nslaved CAP("protected");
-[Ee]nslave CAP("protect");
-[Dd]angerous CAP("unsafewise");
-[Dd]anger CAP("unsafe");
-([Bb]lind{W})?[Oo]bedience COMP("ing","soc");
-\"?[Nn]ew{W}[Ww]orld{W}[Oo]rder\"? printf("IngSoc");
-
-[Pp]rivacy |
-[Ii]ndividuality COMP("own","life");
-
-IMHO printf("for the love of Big Brother");
-
-[Ee]motion(al|s)? |
-[Cc]onviction |
-[Bb]elie(f|ve) |
-[Aa]ccept(ance)? COMP("belly","feel");
-
-[Dd]emocracy |
-[Ll]iberty |
-[Ff]reedom |
-[Jj]ustice |
-{THE}?[Aa]merican{W}[Ww]ay |
-[Ss]ubversion |
-[Pp]assion COMP("crime","think");
-
-[Oo]bscenity |
-[Pp]ornography |
-[Oo]rgasm |
-[Ee]rotica COMP("sex","crime");
-[Ss]exy |
-[Oo]bscene |
-[Pp]ornographic |
-[Ee]rotic COMP("sex","crimeful");
-
-[Cc]ritic/s?{W} COMP("crime","thinker");
-
-[Ii]nfant{W}[Mm]ortality COMP("inf","mort");
-
-[Ff]amilies |
-[Pp]arents COMP("family ","units");
-[Mm]other{ANDOR}[Ff]ather |
-[Bb]rother{ANDOR}[Ss]ister COMP("family ","unit");
-{W}[Pp]arent/s?{EW} WCOMP("family ","unit");
-[Ff]amily COMP("family ","unit");
-
-God/{EW} printf("Big Brother");
-[Pp]res(ident|".")({W}([Bb]ush|[Rr]eagan))? printf("Big Brother");
-[Pp]rime{W}[Mm]inister printf("Big Brother");
-
-([Gg][Nn][Uu]{W}([Ee]macs|EMACS){W})?[Gg]eneral{W}[Pp]ublic{W}[Ll]icense printf("NewSpeak Dictionary");
-
-(questioning|murder|ass?ass?ination)/{ES} printf("interrogation");
-
-[Ss]keptic/{EW} CAP("unperson");
-[Ss]illy CAP("foolhardy");
-{W}[A-Za-z][A-Za-z]?illy DUMP();
-[Ss]outhern|[Ss]outherly CAP("southwise");
-[Nn]orthern|[Nn]ortherly CAP("northwise");
-[Ee]astern|[Ee]easterly CAP("eastwise");
-[Ww]estern|[Ww]esterly CAP("westwise");
-[Pl]leasant CAP("goodwise");
-[Vv]iolent CAP("unpeacewise");
-[Vv]iolence CAP("unpeaceness");
-[Ii]ndifference CAP("uncarefulness");
-[Ii]ndifferent CAP("uncareful");
-[Bb]elly CAP("abdomen");
-[Cc]omic CAP("humorwise");
-{W}[Uu]nless WCAP("lest");
-usually printf("usualwise");
-
-[Gg]uerillas COMP("party ","workers");
-
-[Ww]ar/{EW} CAP("engagement");
-[Dd]efen[cs]e/{EW} CAP("peace");
-[Ii]nvasion CAP("liberation");
-
-%{
- /******************************
- * Syllable Rewriting *
- ******************************
- isn't ___ is un___
- not the ___ the un___
- not my ___ my un___
- anti___ un___ (etc...)
- ___cally ___wise
- ___ally ___wise
- ___lly ___wise
- ___ly ___wise
- ___aic ___wise
- ___lic ___wise
- ___nnic ___wise
- <VOWEL>tric ___wise
- ___ic ___wise
- <VOWEL>ous ___ful
- <CONSONANT>ous ___eful
- ___less un___ful
-
- */
-%}
-
-[Ii]sn"'"t{W}my{W} CAP("is my un");
-[Ii]s{W}not{W}my{W} CAP("is my un");
-[Ii]sn"'"t{W}[Tt]he{W} CAP("is the un");
-[Ii]s{W}not{W}[Tt]he{W} CAP("is the un");
-[Ii]sn"'"t{W}[Ii]n{W}[Tt]he{W} CAP("is in the un");
-[Ii]s{W}not{W}[Ii]n{W}[Tt]he{W} CAP("is in the un");
-[Ii]t"'"?s{W}not{W}[Tt]he{W} CAP("it's the un");
-[Ii]sn"'"t{W} CAP("is un");
-[Ii]s{W}not{W} CAP("is un");
-[Nn]ot{W}[Tt]he{W} CAP("the un");
-[Nn]ot{W}[Mm]y{W} CAP("my un");
-[Nn]ot{W}[Aa]{W} CAP("an un");
-[Nn]ot{W}have{W} CAP("has un");
-[Nn]ot{W}be{W} CAP("be un");
-[Nn]ot{W}[Oo]nly/{W} CAP("unonly"); /* avoid "unonwise" */
-
-[Aa]{W}[Nn]ot{W} |
-[Aa]{W}[Nn]on"-"? printf("%cn%cun",Y0,Y1); /* "a non_" -> "an un_" */
-
-%{
-/* {W}[Nn]ot{W} | */
-%}
-{W}[Ii]l"-"?/[a-z][a-z] WCAP("un");
-{W}[Aa]nti"-"? |
-{W}[Nn]on"-"? WCAP("un");
-
-robably|ventually|[Oo]bvious|[Bb]asic|{W}[Oo]nly|otally |
-[Aa]rctic|holic|{EW}ally|{EW}[Aa]pply|{W}[Tt]opic DUMP();
-
-{W}([Tt]raf|[Pp]aci|[Ss]peci)fi/c{W} DUMP();
-{W}(ma|tra)gi/c{W} DUMP();
-{W}(pub|cyc|re|fro|gar)li/c{W} DUMP();
-{W}(eth|cli|to)ni/c{W} DUMP();
-{W}(E|cle|met|cit)ri/c{W} DUMP();
-{W}(ch|ep|tr?op|t|mus|stat|att)i/c{W} DUMP();
-{W}only/{W} DUMP();
-{W}[Aa]tlantic DUMP();
-
-[ \t\n][drstwDRSTW]ally printf("%c%cally", Y0, Y1);
-
-[a-z]ically/{W} printf("%cwise", Y0);
-[a-z]ally/{W} printf("%cwise", Y0);
-[a-z][a-z]lly/{W} printf("%c%cwise", Y0,Y1);
-[a-z][a-z][a-z]ly/{W} printf("%c%c%cwise", Y0,Y1,Y2);
-[a-z]ical/{W} printf("%cwise", Y0);
-
-[a-km-qs-z]aic/{EW} printf("%cwise", Y0); /* not laic, raic */
-[a-z]lic/{EW} printf("%clwise", Y0);
-[a-z]nnic/{EW} printf("%cnwise", Y0);
-[a-z][aeiou]tric/{EW} printf("%c%ctwise", Y0, Y1);
-[a-z]tric/{EW} printf("%cwise", Y0);
-[a-z]ic/{EW} printf("%cwise", Y0);
-[a-z]lly/{EW} printf("%cwise", Y0);
-[a-z]ly/{EW} printf("%cwise", Y0);
-
-[aeiouy][^aeiouy]ous/{EW} printf("%c%cful",Y0,Y1);
-[^aeiouy]ous/{EW} printf("%ceful",Y0);
-[^e]ous/{EW} printf("%cful",Y0);
-
-[A-Za-z]+less/{EW} { yytext[yyleng-4] = '\0';
- if (((yytext[1] < 'A') || (yytext[1] > 'Z')) &&
- (yytext[0] >= 'A') && (yytext[0] <= 'Z'))
- yytext[0] = yytext[0] - ('a' - 'A');
- printf("%cn%sful",C('u'), yytext);
- }
-
-". " { printf("%s",yytext);
- fcounter &= 15;
- if (14 == fcounter++) printf("(fnord) ");
- }
-
-[.,!?]\"([^\n\".!]+[.!])?\n/[\n\t ] printf("%c Hail Big Brother!\"%s",Y0,yytext+1);
-\"([.,!?][^\n\".!]+[.!])?\n/[\n\t ] printf("%c Hail Big Brother!\"%s",Y1,yytext+2);
-
-. printf(yytext);
-\n printf("\n");
-
-%{
-/* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
- * Brief description of Orwell's NewSpeak:
- * ---------------------------------------
- * Each word was made to serve as noun, verb, adjective and adverb. In
- * particular, nouns and verbs were made exactly the same -- hence "think"
- * replaced "thought" as a noun (viz. "crimethink" = thought crime, "thinkpol"
- * = thought police). Adjectives were formed by adding "-ful" to a noun/verb;
- * adverbs were formed by adding "-wise." Hence "speedful" = fast,
- * "speedwise" = quickly, "unspeedwise" = slowly.
- *
- * The decision on which word should be negated was made fairly randomly;
- * "dark" could be "unlight," or "light" could be "undark". But in all cases
- * the most important objective (aside from ideological restriction) was
- * euphony; the words had to be easily pronounceable.
- *
- * Most verb inflections were made regular; "he thinked," "he goed," "he
- * eated"; only the auxiliaries and modals (to be, to have, may, shall, will,
- * etc.) were allowed to inflect irregularly. Plurals were also regularized:
- * "mans," "oxes," "childs." [This isn't implemented here.]
- *
- * There were three sets of words. The A vocabulary was for everyday use:
- * car, man, red, good, etc. It was restricted to fairly simple words.
- *
- * The B vocabulary consisted of political/ideological words with very
- * complicated connotations. All of the B words were compound words --
- * bellyfeel (blind emotional acceptance of the ideology), oldthink (the way
- * of thought before the Revolution), crimethink, Ingsoc, goodsex (intercourse
- * solely for the purpose of making babies and with no physical enjoyment on
- * the part of the female), sexcrime (any kind of sex but goodsex, including
- * sex for its own sake), goodthink (thinking in accordance with Ingsoc), and
- * so on. These words were also subject to the modifications mentioned
- * above--hence "goodthinker," "goodthinkful," "goodthinkwise."
- *
- * The C vocabulary consisted of scientific and technical words (though there
- * was no longer any word for "science," any connotation it might have being
- * subsumed into "Ingsoc").
- *
- * Implementing a translator for all of this would be really complicated --
- * I'd need rather extensive lists of the "irregular" words (so they could be
- * regularized), as well as lists of politically meaningful words (so they
- * could be excised or translated into either "goodthink" or "crimethink," as
- * appropriate). Any kind of sexual topic should become "sexcrime" (it being
- * unlikely that any talk of sex these days would fit into "goodsex").
- *
- * Basically, the reason it's hard is that NewSpeak was intended to *decrease*
- * the vocabulary, and subsume complicated ideas into politically correct
- * words so that you wouldn't have to understand the ideas anymore; you'd just
- * have to emit the right words. So to properly "translate" anything into
- * NewSpeak, you have to cut the vocabulary way down.
- * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
- */
-%}
-
-%%
-main()
-{
- yylex();
- printf("\nHail Big Brother!\n");
-}
-
-
-capstring(firstchar,string,i)
- char firstchar, *string;
- int i;
-{
- if (firstchar != 0) putchar(firstchar);
- putchar( (yytext[i] <= 'Z') ? (string[0] - ' ') : string[0]);
- printf("%s",string+1);
-}
-
-compstring(firstchar,string1,string2,i)
- char firstchar, *string1, *string2;
- int i;
-{
- capstring(firstchar,string1,i);
- capstring(0,string2,i);
-}
-
-_caseify(c,i)
- char c;
- int i;
-{
- if (yytext[i] <= 'Z') return (c - ' ');
- else return (c);
-}
-
-caseify(c)
- char c;
-{ _caseify(c,0); }
-
-caseify1(c)
- char c;
-{ _caseify(c,1); }
+++ /dev/null
-%{
-/*
- * Lex filter to transform plain English into Brooklyn English.
- * No racial or societal slurs are intended. For amusement only.
- *
- * Copyright 1986 by Daniel Klein.
- *
- * Reproduction permitted so long as this notice is retained.
- */
-%}
-BW [ \t]
-SP [ \t]
-EW [ \t.,;!\?$]
-%%
-".so ".*$ printf("%s", yytext);
-[ao]ther printf("%cdder", yytext[0]=='a'?'a':'u');
-[Nn]othing printf("%cuttin'", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]hin printf("%cin", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]hir printf("%coi", yytext[0]);
-[Tt]h[ei] printf("%c%c", caseify('d'), yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[Tt]hat printf("%cat", caseify('d'));
-I'm{SP}going{SP}to printf("I'manna");
-going{SP}to printf("gonna");
-want{SP}to printf("wanna");
-t{SP}you printf("tcha");
-[Dd]id{SP}you{SP}[eaiou] printf("%c'j%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[Dd]id{SP}you printf("%c'ja", yytext[0]);
-[Yy]ou printf("%cuh", yytext[0]);
-[Hh]ow{SP}are{SP}you printf("%cowahrya", yytext[0]);
-[Ww]ith printf("%cit'", yytext[0]);
-[Dd]on't printf("%coan", yytext[0]);
-ldn't |
-dn't printf("n't");
-isn't printf("ain't");
-er{EW} { printf("uh"); plastc(); }
-ing{EW} { printf("in'"); plastc(); }
-[Ww]ord |
-[Hh]eard |
-[BbGgLlPpSs]urg |
-[CcHh][eu]r[ntv] printf("%coi%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[^Mm]mer[^aeiouhrs] printf("%cmoi%c", yytext[0], yytext[yyleng-1]);
-[Oo]re{EW} { printf("%cwh", caseify('a')); plastc(); }
-[Oo]r printf("%cwh", caseify('a'));
-[Oo]f printf("%chv", caseify('u'));
-tion printf("shun");
-alk |
-our[st] |
-or[st] printf("awh%c", yytext[yyleng-1]);
-ause printf("awze");
-[Oo]ff printf("%cwhf", caseify('a'));
-[Ss]tupid printf("%ctoopid", yytext[0]);
-{BW}under printf(" unner");
-{BW}to{EW} { printf(" tuh"); plastc(); }
-[Aa]ctual printf("%cckshul", yytext[0]);
-negro printf("spade");
-[Pp]uerto{SP}[Rr]ican printf("%cpic", caseify('s'));
-[Ii]talian printf("%creaser", caseify('g'));
-[Jj]ewish printf("%cew boy", yytext[0]);
-[Jj]ew printf("%cebe", caseify('h'));
-[a-z]":" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
- printf("%s like, uhh:",yytext);
- }
-[a-z]"?" { *(yytext+1) = ',';
- printf("%s or what?",yytext);
- }
-! printf("! Okay?");
-[a-z]"." { printf("%s", yytext);expletive();}
-%%
-plastc()
-{
- unput(yytext[yyleng-1]);
-}
-
-caseify(c)
-char c;
-{
- if (yytext[0] <= 'Z')
- return (c - ' ');
- else
- return (c);
-}
-
-short count = 0;
-short which = 0;
-
-expletive()
-{
- if (count++ % 4 == 0) {
- switch (which++ % 5) {
- case 0: printf(" Okay?"); break;
- case 1: printf(" Right?"); break;
- case 2: printf(" Yuh got me so fahr?"); break;
- case 3: printf(" Ya' dig?"); break;
- case 4: printf(" Yuh with me?"); break;
- }
- }
-}
+++ /dev/null
-
-T [" .!?,"]*
-
-%%
-
-" bad" printf(" mean");
-" big" printf(" bitchin'est");
-" body" printf(" bod");
-" bore" printf(" drag");
-" car " printf(" rod ");
-" dirty" printf(" grodie");
-" filthy" printf(" grodie to thuh max");
-" food" printf(" munchies");
-" girl" printf(" chick");
-" good" printf(" bitchin'");
-" great" printf(" awesum");
-" gross" printf(" grodie");
-" guy" printf(" dude");
-" her " printf(" that chick ");
-" her." printf(" that chick.");
-" him " printf(" that dude ");
-" him." printf(" that dude.");
-" can be " |
-" can't be " |
-" should have been " |
-" shouldn't have been " |
-" should be " |
-" shouldn't be " |
-" was " |
-" wasn't " |
-" will be " |
-" won't be " |
-" is " {
- ECHO;
- switch(rand() % 6)
- {
- case 0:
- printf("like, ya know, "); break;
- case 1:
- printf(""); break;
- case 2:
- printf("like wow! "); break;
- case 3:
- printf("ya know, like, "); break;
- case 4:
- printf(""); break;
- case 5:
- printf(""); break;
- }
- }
-" house" printf(" pad");
-" interesting" printf(" cool");
-" large" printf(" awesum");
-" leave" printf(" blow");
-" man " printf(" nerd ");
-" maybe " {
- switch(rand() % 6)
- {
- case 0:
- printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break;
- case 1:
- printf(" if the moon is full "); break;
- case 2:
- printf(" if the vibes are right "); break;
- case 3:
- printf(" when you get the feeling "); break;
- case 4:
- printf(" maybe "); break;
- case 5:
- printf(" maybe "); break;
- }
- }
-" meeting" printf(" party");
-" movie" printf(" flick");
-" music " printf(" tunes ");
-" neat" printf(" keen");
-" nice" printf(" class");
-" no way" printf(" just no way");
-" people" printf(" guys");
-" really" printf(" totally");
-" strange" printf(" freaky");
-" the " printf(" thuh ");
-" very" printf(" super");
-" want" printf(" want");
-" weird" printf(" far out");
-" yes" printf(" fer shure");
-"But " printf("Man, ");
-"He " printf("That dude ");
-"I like" printf("I can dig");
-"No," printf("Like, no way,");
-Sir printf("Man");
-"She " printf("That fox ");
-This printf("Like, ya know, this");
-There printf("Like, there");
-"We " printf("Us guys ");
-"Yes," printf("Like,");
-", " {
- switch(rand() % 6)
- {
- case 0:
- printf(", like, "); break;
- case 1:
- printf(", fer shure, "); break;
- case 2:
- printf(", like, wow, "); break;
- case 3:
- printf(", oh, baby, "); break;
- case 4:
- printf(", man, "); break;
- case 5:
- printf(", mostly, "); break;
- }
- }
-! {
- switch(rand() % 3)
- {
- case 0:
- printf("! Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break;
- case 1:
- printf("! Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break;
- case 2:
- printf("! Oh, wow!");
- }
- }
-
-ing printf("in'");
-. ECHO;
-%%
-
-main()
-{
- srand(getpid());
- yylex();
-}
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